Aww thank you. My girlfriend says that to me all the time.

 

aw you have a girlfriend?

aw you have a girlfriend?

 

Yeah, my fiancee actually. I think you would like her a lot. She's got this extremely energetic, creative personality and a great sense of humor. Also a beauty that constantly amazes me (and makes me look ugly in her presence).

Aww thank you. My girlfriend says that to me all the time.

 

nice :charming:

Yeah, my fiancee actually. I think you would like her a lot. She's got this extremely energetic, creative personality and a great sense of humor. Also a beauty that constantly amazes me (and makes me look ugly in her presence).

 

Is that love I smell in the air?

 

UGH

 

 

GET OUTTA MY FACE I CAN'T HANDLE THIS EMOTION >:0

 

*crawls back into dumpster*

Yeah, my fiancee actually. I think you would like her a lot. She's got this extremely energetic, creative personality and a great sense of humor. Also a beauty that constantly amazes me (and makes me look ugly in her presence).

 

aw you're so sweet, thank you

aw you're so sweet, thank you

 

I try and then she attacks me with tickles, bites and scratches.

Is that love I smell in the air?

 

UGH

 

 

GET OUTTA MY FACE I CAN'T HANDLE THIS EMOTION >:0

 

*crawls back into dumpster*

 

That and pregnancy, I think...

 

Is there anyone you're interested in in your area?

I try and then she attacks me with tickles, bites and scratches.

lol does she like crazy straws?

lol does she like crazy straws?

 

Oh she's obsessed with them. Just last night she was blowing on one for a long time.

Oh she's obsessed with them. Just last night she was blowing on one for a long time.

 

well that's nice, wish i could join in.

Well, there's always room for you.

Well, there's always room for you.

 

are we still talking about a straw to drink my beer with?

are we still talking about a straw to drink my beer with?

 

Well duh silly. What else would you use a straw for?

That and pregnancy, I think...

 

Is there anyone you're interested in in your area?

 

ugh yes :sick:

 

 

 

 

no, I met up with two dudes in the past and they both were as interesting as a paper clip.

Paper clips can be quite useful?

For doing what?

For doing what?

For paper clipping paper clips

Paper clips can be quite useful?

 

Yes, but not interesting

Yes, but not interesting

Well do you at least like crazy straws?

Well do you at least like crazy straws?

 

Yes, I like to set them on fire and listen to the whistling sounds they make when they melt.

Yes, I like to set them on fire and listen to the whistling sounds they make when they melt.

Ouch Nick, watch out. She's not a fan of the straws.

Well do you at least like crazy straws?

 

Guess this means I won?

Guess this means I won?

I'm guessing you wanna play some more then lol

I'm guessing you wanna play some more then lol

 

Depends on what you mean by play? :wink3:

Depends on what you mean by play? :wink3:

 

Jfc have sex already :dozey: