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The Perv Unit

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:dance: << ive always had the same problem what that

hello? I was told there is good perving here. :cool:

 

 

 

Why, hello there beautiful! Have you got a blond brother for me?:wink3: (My weakness is blond guys, hence my Jonny obsession)

 

 

 

I could NEVER forget you guys, this unit makes me what I am! :P

 

the perv unit will ALWAYS come first! so...

 

does anybody wants autographs signed by my penis? :whip:

 

 

Yes please! Can you sign my belly?:sneaky:

 

 

 

 

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I could NEVER forget you guys, this unit makes me what I am! :P

 

the perv unit will ALWAYS come first! so...

 

does anybody wants autographs signed by my penis? :whip:

 

 

Just as long as that's the only thing COMING first:sneaky:

 

Now where is that penisgraph I was promised?:thinking:

 

:laugh3:

JD just thinks he can come in here and make a fuss by promising us a penilgraph and then just leave *sigh*

Hello pervers :smartass2: Hope you are keeping well.

:cry: I never just left, I went to sign a bunch of penisgraphs,

 

the big fella is all worn out. bless his heart :P

 

oh and @ Kisses, sure I'll sign your belly, :wink:

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:cry: I never just left, I went to sign a bunch of penisgraphs,

 

the big fella is all worn out. bless his heart :P

 

oh and @ Kisses, sure I'll sign your belly, :wink:

 

Oh, he's all worn out? Can I kiss it and make it better?:sneaky:

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...feel free :sneaky:

 

 

meet me at Brixton...we'll sneak in and have some behind-the-stage sexcapades:sneaky:

*reads last couple pages*

 

Uh... er... *cough*

 

:shocked2:

 

*choke*

 

*dies*

meet me at Brixton...we'll sneak in and have some behind-the-stage sexcapades:sneaky:

 

Are you talking to JD or the band? Or both? :P

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Are you talking to JD or the band? Or both? :P

 

 

Oooohhh...I like the way you think....the band should feel free to join us, right JD?:wink3:

Oooohhh...I like the way you think.

 

I thought you might ;) hehe

Well, I agree with Jay, the last two pages have been...revealing.

 

Y'see, here's the problem with JD and his penilgraphs (btw props for name dude!): he ain't no Man of Steel. I am. My commander-in-chief doesn't get tired at all. Hard as steel. :smug:

Where do I sign up to become a Perv Unit member?

How do I become a perv unit member?

Where do I sign up to become a Perv Unit member?

 

At your local PRC (Perv Recruitment Centre).:rolleyes:

Darn, I don't have one of those around here....so I'll just hang out on this thread then.

Well, I agree with Jay, the last two pages have been...revealing.

 

Y'see, here's the problem with JD and his penilgraphs (btw props for name dude!): he ain't no Man of Steel. I am. My commander-in-chief doesn't get tired at all. Hard as steel. :smug:

 

lol dude until we get pics of your muscles, you're all talk.

 

And to join the perv unit, all you gotta do is like Coldplay and the other perv unit members... in platonic as well as physical ways!

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