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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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The following happened between my friend and me at Target tonight.

 

me: "I know I need something here but I can't remember what."

her: "Oh?"

me: "Yeah but I'm sure as soon as I get home I'll remember, 'oh! I needed X!"

her: "Haha!"

me. "and Y (why-y-y)"

her: "..."

me: "... the land sea rivers trees, the stars, the sky-y-y! :D"

her: "... :stunned: You need help."

 

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  • butterfliesinjapan
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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

The following happened between my friend and me at Target tonight.

 

me: "I know I need something here but I can't remember what."

her: "Oh?"

me: "Yeah but I'm sure as soon as I get home I'll remember, 'oh! I needed X!"

her: "Haha!"

me. "and Y (why-y-y)"

her: "..."

me: "... the land sea rivers trees, the stars, the sky-y-y! :D"

her: "... :stunned: You need help."

 

:(

I find myself doing that a lot.

Ahahaha, good thing I don't take algebra anymore. X and Y... :laugh3:

when you're babysitting your nephew while his mom and future step dad are out of town, and you tell him he can stay home today if he listens and watches coldplay all day. :wacky:

 

 

he went to school. :laugh4:!!!!

when you convert your friend who then gets her dad to like coldplay :D

oh and her mom :dance:

 

she just told me her dad came out dancing to strawberry swing :lol:

 

OMG :shocked2:

yeah!

and what happened to me was, that I came home and my mum started to argue with me, that I don't tell her everything and that I'm not really interested in conversations with her. The point is, she wanted me to tell her the title of a coldplay song :dozey:

 

 

(fix you :D, she wants to learn the lyrics for the concert in Wembley)

when you're babysitting your nephew while his mom and future step dad are out of town, and you tell him he can stay home today if he listens and watches coldplay all day. :wacky:

 

 

he went to school. :laugh4:!!!!

i'm disappointed in him.

OMG :shocked2:

yeah!

and what happened to me was, that I came home and my mum started to argue with me, that I don't tell her everything and that I'm not really interested in conversations with her. The point is, she wanted me to tell her the title of a coldplay song :dozey:

 

 

(fix you :D, she wants to learn the lyrics for the concert in Wembley)

good for your mom! :D

 

 

 

 

When you want summer so badly. But not just any summer, you want last summer. Coldplay was everywhere with their tour and new album. Sure they're touring this summer too and that's awesome, but its not the same as last summer. Last summer was the start of something truly amazing. And following all that was even more amazing. There were new interviews and tv appearances and so many new things to be excited about. And Coldplay was EVERYWHERE!:D:D:D Last summer was so amazing. I want last summer again :dance:

When find videos of performences of Coldplay on your computer you have never seen before. :stunned: That was kind of ... creepy.

when at a family meeting, even knowing that no-one there is a coldplay fan you make random coldplay references, as answering the question from your aunt:

how old you think am i? and you say randomly : 42... for the coldplay song :lol: (when you obviously know that's not the right answer :p )

my sister got butterfly confetti from swallowedbysea yesterday, and it was the first time i touched real coldplay butterflies. they smelled really good. :flutterby:

When you have had so many and so long conversations about Coldplay with your also Coldplay-obsessed friend, that all your other friends have gone insane, and if you even think of starting a sentence with "You know, that interview with Chris..." or "What do you think about the lyric line in..." or for the billionth time argue about which album is the best, Rush of blood or Viva, will make them start screaming with frustration and hit you in the face... :stunned:

 

I also think this one is pretty good:

My techno- and metal-loving brother is always screaming at me how Coldplay suck, that they're too soft and boring, you know blah blah blah blah... So one day i was sitting in my room, with In my place blasting out of my speakers at full volume, and my brother came in and, looking all ashamed and embarrased, and mumbles something like:

"What's this song called...?"

"In my place"

*grunting*"Hmph.... it's quite good..." and then leaves my room. Guess what song I hear blasting out of his speakers later that day? :smug:

This has so far happened with In my place, Violet hill, Viva la Vida, Yellow, Strawberry Swing and Rainy day... :sneaky: I'm gonna make him a full-blown Coldplayer, just you wait and see.... :whip:

when you have an album on facebook called "wanna see my hot coldplay boys? :D" that contains 42 pictures (which really isnt enough :P) even though you know nobody cares.

When you have had so many and so long conversations about Coldplay with your also Coldplay-obsessed friend, that all your other friends have gone insane, and if you even think of starting a sentence with "You know, that interview with Chris..." or "What do you think about the lyric line in..." or for the billionth time argue about which album is the best, Rush of blood or Viva, will make them start screaming with frustration and hit you in the face... :stunned:

 

I also think this one is pretty good:

My techno- and metal-loving brother is always screaming at me how Coldplay suck, that they're too soft and boring, you know blah blah blah blah... So one day i was sitting in my room, with In my place blasting out of my speakers at full volume, and my brother came in and, looking all ashamed and embarrased, and mumbles something like:

"What's this song called...?"

"In my place"

*grunting*"Hmph.... it's quite good..." and then leaves my room. Guess what song I hear blasting out of his speakers later that day? :smug:

This has so far happened with In my place, Violet hill, Viva la Vida, Yellow, Strawberry Swing and Rainy day... :sneaky: I'm gonna make him a full-blown Coldplayer, just you wait and see.... :whip:

Well done ! :clap:

Just keep going girl, your brother won't resist a long time :sneaky:

i was too, marisa, i was too. :disappointed:.

:(

 

and that's awesome about your seat number!!! its a sign! :D:D

 

 

and butterfly confetti does smell good! :dance::wacky:

Yes, if that's true, I'm defenitley addicted to coldplay. :D

You've had eye contact with Chris? What was that like? and how?:o:thumbsup:

Haha some good ones there...

 

Another of mine is the fact that I seem to be seeing the number 42 EVERYWHERE it seems to pop out at me from the wierdest places!

 

And whenever someone says they're cold, I always have to say 'play', the words juat don't sound as good by themselves :D

 

YES, me too!

I feel kind of stupid, but what is that Bakery place?

I've heard it so many (coldplay related) times but i wanna know what it is :)

I feel kind of stupid, but what is that Bakery place?

I've heard it so many (coldplay related) times but i wanna know what it is :)

 

Coldplay bought an old bakery in London and converted it to their headquarters. :)

ok this really happened to me

when u hear Viva la Vida u start to dance like Chris does in the video lol my friend does it better than me hahaha

:(

 

and that's awesome about your seat number!!! its a sign! :D:D

 

 

and butterfly confetti does smell good! :dance::wacky:

 

i thought so too!! even though it was originally jims, and mine was 43. i stared him down until he traded with me. :wacko::D!

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