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August 19, 2008 - submitted by Daniel, Mexico

 

Q. Dear Oracle,

Why are Coldplay corrupting my mind with images of nipples during Strawberry Swing? and this link : (edited)

 

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

Hmmm you must all think the Oracle would not be able to see that multiple people, in the hope of it being answered, have sent in an identical question. It doesn't work like that...

Nice try though and maybe I will answer the breast issue another day. Maybe not.

 

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Okay, I'm new to this.. where do I send in my questions to? :thinking: Has anyone asked anything about Jonny yet?

 

I think we should also ask something about prospekt 'cause they never told us who it was...did they?

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I don't think the Oracle is going to answer our questions about who any of the secret identities are...I mean we already pretty much know who they are just no confirmation.

 

Go to coldplay.com and click on Oracle and then there is a button to submit a question.

 

You can also see there what has been asked and answered.

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Ok, I have aa added suggestion to my previous idea of all sending in the same question... let's send the same name. Whatever question we pick, let's add the fact that we're from the Coldplaying forum.

 

So it would be something like "Oracle, what's your favourite cheese" from Alison, a Coldplayer in England

 

Obviously, you would all insert your name instead of Alison and the question would be much better - that was just the first thing that came in to my head.

 

It would promote the forum, and show Oracle that we are geniune fans who just want good questions answered!

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It worked!!!

 

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August 19, 2008 - submitted by Daniel, Mexico

 

Q. Dear Oracle,

Why are Coldplay corrupting my mind with images of nipples during Strawberry Swing? and this link : (edited)

 

 

 

The Oracle replies:

 

Hmmm you must all think the Oracle would not be able to see that multiple people, in the hope of it being answered, have sent in an identical question. It doesn't work like that...

Nice try though and maybe I will answer the breast issue another day. Maybe not.

LMFAO cheeky Oracle just bloody answer the fookin question! :P

Props to Angie for the question and link...:kiss:

 

Next question, people, put on your thinking caps...

 

:D

 

Okay, I'm new to this.. where do I send in my questions to? :thinking: Has anyone asked anything about Jonny yet?

 

I think we should also ask something about prospekt 'cause they never told us who it was...did they?

Mine :smug:

 

August 8, 2008 - submitted by angie, United States of America

 

Q. Why doesn't Jonny wear tighter pants?

 

The Oracle replies:

 

He's not in Kings Of Leon you know! Have you ever tried to walk in those things?

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Ok, I have aa added suggestion to my previous idea of all sending in the same question... let's send the same name. Whatever question we pick, let's add the fact that we're from the Coldplaying forum.

 

So it would be something like "Oracle, what's your favourite cheese" from Alison, a Coldplayer in England

 

Obviously, you would all insert your name instead of Alison and the question would be much better - that was just the first thing that came in to my head.

 

It would promote the forum, and show Oracle that we are geniune fans who just want good questions answered!

 

I like that ! :D

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LMFAO cheeky Oracle just bloody answer the fookin question! :P

 

 

:D

 

 

Mine :smug:

 

August 8, 2008 - submitted by angie, United States of America

 

Q. Why doesn't Jonny wear tighter pants?

 

The Oracle replies:

 

He's not in Kings Of Leon you know! Have you ever tried to walk in those things?

 

You should have added 'He could pull those off" :wink: That's only thing about Jonny that there is in the whole entire questionaire?

 

But I'm with you guys on the sending in questions game :P:D

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I think we've got two really good ideas going now.

 

By asking the Oracle something about him/her, we'll get in his/her good books (must be a bit annoying to have to answer questions about somebody else all the time!) and by adding "a Coldplayer" after our name, we'll proove we're not just messing about.

 

So, other than an actual identity, what do we want to know about The Oracle?

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I think we've got two really good ideas going now.

 

By asking the Oracle something about him/her, we'll get in his/her good books (must be a bit annoying to have to answer questions about somebody else all the time!) and by adding "a Coldplayer" after our name, we'll proove we're not just messing about.

 

So, other than an actual identity, what do we want to know about The Oracle?

what his favourite james bond film is! :D

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