I've not seen one of these around in all the time I've been here,

and god damn it there are so many hillarious quotes.

I'm going to share some of mine, then you share yours :)

 

"In MY opinion, women who work in factories are just sluts!" - Gareth Keenan, The office

 

"You are a smelly pirate HOOKER! go back to your home on...WHORE ISLAND!" - Ron Burgandy, Anchorman

 

"I said, 'If Head Office try and come here and interfere, they've got me to contend with, okay? You can go and fiddle with Neil's people, but I'm the head of this family. You're not going to fiddle with my children. I am, if anyone does.'" - David Brent, The Office

 

This whole scene is the funniest ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNz2Sjz7DF0

all from House. he's just genius!!

well most of the musings of Dr Kelso from Scrubs would count. Other than the one we discussed earlier there's another one that I'm stuggling to remember. I'm sure you could help me out here, JD.

 

Cox is telling people not to call him something - but I can't remember what. Kelso walks past him and without even breaking his stride he calls out "Morning, Numbnuts" :laugh3:

From the best show ever (as I'm sure you migh agree JD :D)!!

 

J.D.: What's that I see in your ear...? Pa-ZOW!

David Copperfield: [unimpressed] Cool, a coin.

J.D.: Do you want it?

David Copperfield: Here, you have it.

J.D.: Huh, huh, huh!!!

David Copperfield: [mocking] Haw-haw! Magic!

 

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Ted: And you know what else? I quit!

Dr. Kelso: No you don't!

Ted: Well I'm leaving early today!

Dr. Kelso: No, you're not! You're coming back to my office to do busy work!

Ted: Fine, but I'm getting a soda first!

Dr. Kelso: Whatever.

 

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Todd: I have to go, there's a breast reduction on the fourth floor... I'm gonna go try and stop it.

 

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J.D.: There are a lot of ways to grieve, but last time I checked, wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them.

 

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:lol: :laugh4:

absolutely EVERYTHING from Extras........

 

"The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase...Brilliant!" repeated x 10

'pop knob in fanny'

When Darren blocks the toilet when Maggie comes for dinner.... :lol:

 

 

Oh....I love The Office so much. I used to be able to quote basically everything from it....

one of my personal favourites...

 

"If you’re so clever, what am I thinking now?”

“You’re thinking how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro.”

“No.”

“You’re thinking if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes.”

“No. And you can’t”

“What are you thinking Gareth?”

“I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark"

:lol: How'd I forget the mighty scrubs! :surprised:

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zye4TV7FYh8

:D

:lol: LOL

 

these are all GREAT guys! :D

:lol: How'd I forget the mighty scrubs! :surprised:

 

I'm ashamed of you....:\

:cry: but....but... but... I remembered!

It's not a quote, but I love the whole "Hibbleton" scene in Scrubs

"Are you having a laff, is he having a laff" - Extras

"Say hello to your mother for meee" - Rove Macmanus

It's not a quote, but I love the whole "Hibbleton" scene in Scrubs

 

which bit is that again? what's hibbleton?

 

Is it season 6 because I feel like I saw that very recently, possibly half asleep lol

which bit is that again? what's hibbleton?

 

Is it season 6 because I feel like I saw that very recently, possibly half asleep lol

 

:stunned: You are no fan :veryangry: :P

 

Its season 4, "My Ocardial Infarction" - and its where the Janitor is trying to get with Elliot, but has to make up an excuse for wearing a suit, so he says he's in a hospital band, and they face off against Ted's band (The Worthless Peons).

 

Just, just, get out - now :P.

oh how could i forget, Flight of the conchords

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd8K2H4R3Zk

 

and this one:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBtJqcytEcA

 

just these scenes are so hilarious i reckon!

Hibbleton is the name of the fake band the Janitor forms with the brain trust when he freaks Eliot out.

 

He says they're the best accapella band in the hospital, so Ted and his group challenge them to a sing off. Remember?

 

I don't know what season it is, think it's a fairly early one...

PEEP SHOW! :) everything and anything in it.

 

Mark Corrigan: I need to find out for a friend the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about. Can you remember?

 

Jeremy Osborne: Sure. It was Dr Ying Fu Yip. Wang Shong. Pang Fang Wang Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

 

Mark Corrigan: Oh, right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

 

"You havn't been sexing it up in here, with my yoghurt?"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nvE8RarTf8

00.27 LOL

LOL My favourite peep show moment is this! I defy anybody to better it :P

 

Mark is drunk, middle of the day walking through the streets when sophie and her new boyfriend walk by him, and see he has a wet patch on his trousers, they laugh at him

 

Sophie: look at you mark, you've WET YOURSELF!! (they continue to laugh at him as they walk away)

 

Mark (voiceover): HAH! Well I'll have the last laugh, because little do they know I've actually CAME IN MY PANTS!

 

:lol:

I've never actually seen an episode of Peep Show :embarassed:

:surprised:

I do like their show on BBC 2 though...

 

 

... that's Numberwang ;)

.......:stunned: you are filthy! :P

 

I like "would I lie to you" on bbc 1 on friday nights, BRILLIANT comedy,

and mock the week, and QI and 8 out of 10 cats, the list is endless! :D

Mock the Week is great - that Scottish guy is sick sometimes, but very funny!

Scrubs:

Dr. Kelso: Do you want me to order you a clown?

J.D.: A drunk clown hurt me once.”

 

This is one of many hilarious quotes from that show!

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

 

- Woman getting divorced in Wedding Crashers.

 

"My mom had a uterus... I lived in it."

 

-J.D., Scrubs.

That toast thing on Scrubs where J.D. gets a tape recorder.

 

Yeah.

 

Well, the best quotes are going to come from The Office, Scrubs, and Flight of the Conchords. Definitely.