noonsun Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Post your results! :D This is great for wasting fifteen minutes. Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the definition it gives you... Possibly not the cleanest site ever created... you have been forewarned! 1) Your name? Sara Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h". -hello, may I get your name? --Sara, Sara-no-h. -Thank you Sara. -Man, that Bob Dylan song is soo cool, I'm going to name my daughter Sara, its so much better without the h at the end. Okay. -------------------------------------------------------------- 2) Your age? 15 As seen on How I Met Your Mother, used in reference to your cards in a game of blackjack, but about the bang-ability rating of a girl. In blackjack, a player says "hit" if he wants another card. Trying not to go over 21, 15 can be a bad hand, because the blackjack player isn't sure if he wants to hit or not. "Man, did you see that girl that just walked by, she was fine" "Ya, I guess. She was a 15" "What?" "'Cus I am not sure if I would hit that or not" Okaaay. :inquisitive: -------------------------------------------------------------- 3) One of your friends? Lexi a hot sexy girl that can get every guy she wants, also the love of most guys life and a girl that can change you life forever sexy lexi, hot body and nice ass! AHAHAHAHA -------------------------------------------------------------- 4) What should you be doing? english paper will literaly drain your life away guy#1: is just me or have you lost a lot of wieght? guy#2: must have been that english paper troo dat --------------------------------------------------------------- 5) Favorite Color: yellow 1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green. 2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians. 3. That song by Coldplay. "Yellow" by Coldplay: ~Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah, they were all yellow.~ fuck yes!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------- 6) Hometown: Louisville, Ky The largest city in Kentucky, with 700,000 people and another million or so in the surrounding suburbs. You know that you're from Louisville if any of the following apply to you: *Your "International" airport has only one passenger flight that actually leaves the 48 contiguous U.S. states. *The in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to than the national championship. *You live in an area that occasionally gets considerable snowfalls, floods, and tornadoes... but has no real capacity to deal with any of the above. *You pronounce the name of your city different than anyone else you've heard. *You think the rest of the people in Kentucky sound like hicks. *When you think "Kentucky" you don't automatically think horse racing or fried chicken. *You ask your doctor for an allergy cure and he tells you to move. *You've shovelled 10+ inches of snow and worn shorts in the same week. *When people ask what school you went to, they don't mean Vanderbilt, Yale, or Harvard; they mean Ballard, Male, Manual, Trinity, St. X., Assumption, Sacred Heart... *You know what the Bambi Walk is. *You say let them have their Starbucks; you've got Highland Coffee. *Your last ten vacations were in Panama City or Destin. *You make an emergency run to Kroger for bread and milk at the first sighting of a snowflake. *You've lived here for years and know the place like the back of your hand, yet somehow you get hopelessly lost each time you attempt a shortcut through Cherokee Park. *You hold up traffic to let a motorist you don't know into your lane. *You give directions based on landmarks that no longer exist or street names that have changed, but your directions never confuse any of the other Louisvillians. *You have never been to the Derby, but wouldn't miss the Oaks. *You think all the REAL hicks live in New Albany. *You think the only thing Southern Indiana is good for is buying pumpkins. *When introduced to another life-long Louisvillian, you spend the first part of the conversation finding out how you are connected. It's never as many as six degrees of separation - usually two or three will do it. *You think a pervert is someone who would rather have sex than watch basketball. *You can read about Rick Pitino in at least three different sections of your newspaper, and you either love or hate this fact with a passion. *You think the rest of the world knows what Benedictine spread is. *You think the rest of the world knows what a Hot Brown is. *You want another bridge built over the Ohio River, just so long as it doesn't cut through YOUR neighborhood. *Whenever an out-of-towner makes a comment about Louisville being small, you immediately jump on them with, "It's the 16th biggest city in the country!" I've seen this on Facebook. It's really true. ----------------------------------------------------------------- 7) Month of Your Birthday: March Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born. She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool. I gotta say I'm creative and cool -- not so sure about the laid-back part. Maybe dreamy applies. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: Schizophrenic mom! The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests. Where would you be without your mom? Mostly true even though she's fucking insane ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 11) Your Middle Name: Melissa Melissa is a Greek name. In Greek, it means "honey bee." In Persian, it means "red rose." The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete." In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey. Melissa is a princess name. -------------------------------------------------------------------- 12) Favorite Food: cheesecake A freakin' tasty desert. I could go for one right now... Damn, that was one freakin' tasty cheesecake. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 13) Type of Car you drive: I wish. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 14) Favorite Drink: Pure liquid GHB. Yes, I was kidding. Favorite drink = pepsi The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is... Customer: can i have a can of coke please? Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi Customer: that'll do! -------------------------------------------------------------------- 15) Name of another friend: Katie A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her. ''Call katie she'll go out'' (not true or applicable to ANY of the Katies I know) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 17) Name of opposite sex: Kaleb the greatest guy ever..... i love you kaleb anyone would be lucky to have him ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 18) Name of another opposite sex: aahhhh screw it I'll go with Chris Martin Chris Martin is a wallingford native, eagle scout,and is the best drummer that town has seen. despite being an amazing drummer he is the lead singer of the band At All Costs. the positive hardcore band led by Chris commonly sings about being edge,edge breakers, and political issues. he is commony seen around town at the american legion(stomping grounds),stop and shop, and the mcdonalds drive thru. you can also spot him at pretty much any local show supporting his local scene. Dude 1: hey i saw Chris Martin at the TFT show Dude 2: Thats cool Dude 1: Hey thats him now Dude 2: Hey Chris at all costs i will endure Chris: Hey dudes keep it clean WTF? I've never even heard of this Chris Martin. :inquisitive: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 19) Something special to you: Sadie (my cockatiel) cockatiel is defined as: An intelligent member of the parrot family that is very affectionate and can learn to talk and whistle tunes. If they are left in their cage all the time they become depressed and pretty nasty. However, if they are interacted with on a daily basis and fed a varied diet they can brighten your life for 20 years or more. My cockatiel whistles the theme song from the Andy Griffith show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Wow, this is cool Sara! I wanna try! :nice: --------------------------------------------- 1) Your name? Diana The most gorgeous girl you have ever seen. She has big beautiful eyes and she is small but so cute that you want to pick her up She smiles all the time and when she smiles it makes you want to smile She's gorgeous shes is so Diana Look at those beautiful eyes she is so Diana --------------------------------------------- 2) Your age? 13 A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia. --------------------------------------------- 3) One of your friends? Valerie the most awesome girl in the world Dan: "Sorry I was a dick to you." Valerie: "I don't care." Dan: "stopp ur gonna make me cry :*-(" --------------------------------------------- 4) What should you be doing? Homework Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. my satan teacher gave me crap --------------------------------------------- 5) Favorite color? Green yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it? 'yo, where da green at?' --------------------------------------------- 6) Hometown? Buzau, Romania Buzau, Romania isn't defined yet. --------------------------------------------- 7) Month of your birthday? September A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves. I can't wait for september to come so we can play inthe leaves! --------------------------------------------- 8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Kaylee a Sexy girl who knows what she's doing in life. She loves to bite. Kaylee's are rare creatures and tend to fall easy. When handling Kaylee be sure to catch her if she falls. Kaylee is not a whore. She is good with her tongue and an intense kisser. Be kind to her because She was created a fighter but loves to be a lover. She is one amazing creature. She's amazing, dude she's a total Kaylee! She is so sexy and she knows what she wants out of life, She's such a Kaylee. ---------------------------------------------- 11) Middle name? Cristina One of the best people you can ever meet. A ROTFLCOPTER awesome best friend. Some anyone would be lucky to date. She is fantabuloso/licious "dude, u r such a cristina" "hey, cri, wasap?" "cri, u r rotflcopter awesome" ----------------------------------------------- 12) Favorite Food? Cheesecake A freakin' tasty desert. I could go for one right now... Damn, that was one freakin' tasty cheesecake. ----------------------------------------------- 13) Type of car you drive? Too young. :\ ----------------------------------------------- 14) Favorite drink? Coke 1. Short for the drug, Cocaine. 2. Short for the beverage, Coca Cola. 1. Pass the coke, bitch. 2. Pass the coke, bitch. (That's freakin' hilarious, BTW) ----------------------------------------------- 15) Name of another friend: Serena hottie with a body!!! Serena"s cutie with a body ----------------------------------------------- 17) Name of opposite sex: Chris The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with. Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams! ----------------------------------------------- 18) Another name of opposite sex: Guy Berryman :P The sexiest man alive. The best bassist in the world. Intelligent, handsome, excellent musician. Guy is the perfect man. He's got it all. No one like him :P ----------------------------------------------- 19) Something special to you: iPod Thw world's smallest form of penis compensation. Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 Wow, this is cool Sara! I wanna try! :nice: That's what the handy dandy Ctrl-c/ctrl-v is for, Diana. See, I remembered your name. :nice: Oh, and thanks for the nice smilie. I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carla Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 my results :D 1) Your name? Carla An admirably smart and beautiful woman who is also classy and good humored. Cheerful, bubbly and happy. Most importantly, is good hearted and has great intentions. *Passionate and loving. Person who does not realize how gorgeous she is. Good dancer. Loves to please others. Note: Aggressive at times. Also, shorter than most. The only thing I want is to have a Carla in my life. Girl: "I wish my hair looked like Carla's." :lol: BTW I also found many many nasty meanings for my name :dozey: -------------------------------------------------------------- 2) Your age? 20 the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting. "i can count to twenty!" "twenty is my favorite number." :dozey: -------------------------------------------------------------- 3) One of your friends? Katya A very smart and beautiful Russian girl who became a good friend. That Girl is a real Katya :) :lol: -------------------------------------------------------------- 4) What should you be doing? Homework Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. Agreed!:smug: --------------------------------------------------------------- 5) Favorite Color: Gray A beautiful shade, either dark or light. People with the last name Gray are usually mysterious, intriguing, and will mesmerize you.. Did you see that beautiful gray suit, he was wearing? ---------------------------------------------------------------- 6) Hometown: San Salvador The capital city of El Salvador and the most overpopulated city in the entire country. The population is approximately over 1,000,000 as of today. The city if filled with fagots mareros from la mara salvatrucha and msx13 Person 1; Hey puto, where you from man? Person 2; I am from El Salvador. Person 1; Do you happen to be from Santa Ana? person 2; Nah, i am from la capirucha aka San Salvador. :lol: ----------------------------------------------------------------- 7) Month of Your Birthday: July A month when mostly the hottest girls are born That girls so hot she must be born in July :lol: ------------------------------------------------------------------ 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: Jose The most common name for Mexican males. Person A:"Jose!" Millions of people:"Que?" :lol: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 11) Your Middle Name: Mercedes A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations. Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he's the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs. :lol: -------------------------------------------------------------------- 12) Favorite Food: Pizza The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza. Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 13) Type of Car you drive: Yaris Small hatchback car produced by Toyota, Also known as the Vitz and Echo in other countries. It is better than the likes of the Vauxhall Corsa because it is more reliable, faster and made in japan :P That boy is driving a Yaris - Look how much more impressive it is than that shitty Corsa :P ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 14) Favorite Drink: Sprite Sprite might be one of the best sodas around. Sprite was introduced in 1961 from Coca-Cola after the public wanted something new. Ever since then, Sprite has been showing up in fancy dinning rooms and gethos alike. Sprite is the one and only thing that black and white people can share and talk about. Black Person: Yo, This B Good Shiznet White Person: Indeed :lol: -------------------------------------------------------------------- 15) Name of another friend: Karina Karina is a girl's name of Scandinavian origin. It means "pure" of "loved". Karina is artistic and outgoing, she loves music. She also likes to party and have fun with friends. She likes apples! Karina tends to trust anyone, thereby she gets hurt a lot. Karina takes relationships seriously and she'll never hurt a guy she loves. For Karina: Opposites do attract! Isn't Karina just the girl you love? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 17) Name of opposite sex: Antonio Antonio can be Mexican, Italian, or a Black person's name. It originated in Italy, many people mistake it for a Mexican person's name. Usually people with the name Antonio are amazing lovers. They usually are very good looking and could take your breath away with just one glance. "what is your name?" "My name is Antonio" "Oh! are you Mexican?" "No..." "Antonio is an amazing lover from Italy/Spain, he has a nice body and a beautiful tan." "Antonio is a sexy name" "Did you meet that fine italian boy, what was his name? Antonio?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 18) Name of another opposite sex: Samuel A guy who is really sweet and amazing. That guy is so a Samuel ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 19) Something special to you: My friends people who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet passwords. who would never make you cry just to be mean. I think I have a lot of friends that would fit this perfectly. Love the examples :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Hill Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 1) Your name? Daniel Daniel is a fox. He doesn't just look like a fox, he doesn't just act like a fox, but he actually is a fox. Daniel may also be described by words including gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one. 'Is that Daniel?' 'Yeah, he' such a fox.' 'Oh yeah, he's also gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.' 'Agreed.' 2) Your age? 16 Legal age for fucking in the UK. 1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains fucked even more by some guy. 2. Shit, now I can't fuck guys over threatening statutory rape after they fuck my brains out. 3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can fuck her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "Shit, the fucking bitch slut!" 3) One of your friends? Juan smarter than the average american and able to last, please and continue pleasing the american female thats why you see more juans than johns with american females HAHA Juan gimmie sum ,juan you still awake , juan you smell good juan im glad you swam the river ,juan you are the meat in my smokehouse 4) What should you be doing? Social Work 1)dealing with crisis issues and management. 2)by far the EASIEST course in university, people who flop or fail should not be in university Guy 1:Yo hows that social work course? Guy 2:I got a 90! Guy 3:Shit, I flopped. 5) Favorite Color: Green yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it? 'yo, where da green at?' 6) Hometown: Mazatlán A beautiful bay city in the Western part of Mexico, in the state of Sinaloa, its a well known tourist place, it has nice beaches, beautiful hotels, the people is cool, and the women there are just beatiful, its one of the best places in the world, where rap,reggaeton,reagge,rock,salsa and other kinds of music are listen. Rashuan:Yo man, I went to Mazatlan this summer, it was fuckin nice man, women, hotels, clubs, margaritas!! Cris:Damn son, lets go next summer, I heard that the springbreaks get CRUNK! 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: Caro someone who behaves and dresses in a way intended to attract a lot of sexual interest from a man but who refuses to have sex with him Did you see that Caro? I tried for weeks, but no luck 11) Your Middle Name: - 12) Favorite Food: Enchiladas The best comfort food anyone could make me. It's feel good food. Cheese, Beef and/or Chicken. Get in the kitchen and make me some freaking enchiladas...please! 13) Type of Car you drive: - 14) Favorite Drink: Iced tea A uniquely American drink that apparently tea drinkers outside the US just don't get. Both refreshing and caffeinated, but be careful what you order -- Southerners like it really, really sweet. 15) Name of another friend: Federica Incredibly hot girl who I know. Damn, that Federica is fine! 17) Name of opposite sex: 18) Name of another opposite sex: 19) Something special to you: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplay.obsessed Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 1) Your name? Alina Cousin of god, she is referred to as beautiful traveler with loads of cash. she can make or break anyone, compulsive partier. Vasya Peesya "Omg Alina is here? get the vodka!" "Ohhh shit, look whos here, EVERYONE RUN ITS ALINA" "Oy! VASYA! TI OTKUDA?!" :rolleyes: 2) Your age? 14 the age where most people mistake you for being 12 when your actually a lot more grown up and mature than most 12 year olds. many girls at this age are very mature and the guys still act like they are 11 person1- they called me 12 ! person2- we are 14 person1- pisses me the fuck off 3) One of your friends? Brooke One of the most amazing people you will EVER meet! Brookes are really fragile, and extremly caring at heart! They are always positive, and will cheer you up when you are down! Kayla and Brooke are Besties 4 Eva! 4) What should you be doing? My essay useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world Jimmy had to do his long essay instead of playing outside with his friends. :angry: so damn true 5) Favorite Color: Blue The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers. The sky is blue 6) Hometown: Toronto The largest city in Canada. It's known for it's combination of great neighbourhood vibe, cosmopolitan flare, and horribly atrocious downtown architecture. (Unlike most major cities, it experienced it's big economic boom in the sixties, go figure.) Otherwise a peach of a town, with great nightlife (and with boozecans up the wazoo, for you after hours folks), and wickedly georgeous people. So fuck off. I love Toronto. 7) Month of Your Birthday: June The month the hottest people in the world are born. DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june! 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: Sahr A lush city made of gigantic brothel-towers that was destroyed by the Babylonian god Marduk. "Sahrs was destroyed by Marduk?" there wasn't really anything for Sahr... 11) Your Middle Name: Taylor An extreamly Good Looking Girl! Blonde Taylor's are the best. They normally have really nice figures and beutiful eyes. She will be really outgoing. She likes to party but not to much.Most taylor's care alot about animals and the enviornment! If you get the chance to kow a taylor honor that moment..love her..cherish her! She weill be one of a kind!!! Dude: look it's Taylor Dude2:She is Amazing! 12) Favorite Food: uhh pizza? The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza. Pizza is the perfect meal, man. A slice for lunch, a whole pie for dinner, and cold pizza for breakfast--hallalujah! 13) Type of Car you drive: n/a 14) Favorite Drink: juice Respect and credability on the street. 15) Name of another friend: Lauren a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy . ahhh, look at her , she's such a lauren . . . 17) Name of opposite sex: Rupert British Army slang for an Officer, but particularly an Officer that is upper-middle class or above, and has a total lack of skill or common-sense. What!?! Leiutenent Grundy got his platoon lost again!?! Typical bloody Rupert... A species werewolf that doesn't smell. "Wow look over there it's a rupert!" :lol: 17) Name of opposite sex: Aaron In India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp. That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo 19) Something special to you: My family people you love and love you back, not neccessarily blood or biological, but you trust them and they trust you, and they take care of you and you take care of them. i live with a mom,dad,sister,brother, but my family is you guys(my friends) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i♥C.MART Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 1) Your name? Caitlyn OH! she is the most sexiest person alive. Bitch if you ever see a caitlyn, go DAYUM GIRLLLLL. you one of DEM caitlynssS? YEA i aint black but bitch, you fiiiineeee/ whoa, caitlyn? shes a beast. Caitlyn is a total stud muffin. hahahaha 2) Your age? 14 The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked. ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK! HER: *SLAP* :stunned: 3) One of your friends? Lindi Lindi is a good kid, more like a great kid. Funny as hell, smarter then most, and she doesn't like del slows. "hey Lindi do you know who blew up the Qwest?" "Yes, yes i do, it was the god damned mongoreans" mostly true 4) What should you be doing? algebra 1. an exotic form of torture. see also geometry. 2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4 3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important. 1. I was a naughty boy, so i had to take algebra. 2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think. 3. my math teacher has no talent in anything hahaha true 5) Favorite Color: green 1) marijuana 2) money 3) when somebody is hatin or bein wrong 1) i smoked me some good green 2) homies always askin fo some green 3) that bitch is bein green 6) Hometown: Raleigh, NC a boring little town full of suburbs. dont go there. go somewhere more dangerous like durham or winston salem. you might actually stay awake there. raleigh is full of preps too. people dont like white trash, but id rather be with a whole bunch of beer chuggin mullet wearers than the ibm engineer folks who flooded this town anyday. the white trash here is pretty open minded actually and fun. FUN! bill: hey lets stop here in raleigh and get something to eat. bob: or we could stop in smithfield and eat barbecue. bill: sounds good to me. hahahaha thats so funny 7) Month of Your Birthday: November The month in which the most babies are born. And which, by chance, is exactly nine months after February. hahaha! i was a valentine's day accident. :D 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: random lady...? some weird lady who calls ur phone twice a day and when u tell her she has the wrong number, still can't figure it out Nora, that random spanish lady won't stop calling me. Will you please tell her in spanish that you have a chicken in your pants? close enough. 11) Your Middle Name: Gray 1.A really great word that stands for: G-gay,R-retarded,A-and,Y-yellow. 2.A word that does not make as much sense,but is: G-gay,R-retarded,A-and,Y-yeastlike(wtf) 1.Dude,you are being so gray! 2.You are gray! well... that is untrue. :( i only picked it cause it said yellow and all the other ones were mean too. hahaha 12) Favorite Food: chinese food Mouth watering, life giving, pieces of Heaven. House Special Lo Mein and Crab Rangoons... That'll be $12.35 ohhh yes. 13) Type of Car you drive: cant drive. 14) Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper A pure soda. This is a soda for soda drinkers 1. It's fizzy 2. It doesn't taste like anything natural 3. It contains more caffeine than 90 % of other sodas Dr. Pepper... you make the world taste better. :D 15) Name of another friend: Jackie she is the most beautiful girl in school. she's so sweet and everyone loves her nobady hates her becuz she totally rocks and has the prettiest smile ever. "who's the most loved person in the school?" "duh! jackie!" haha i ♥ jackie :) 17) Name of opposite sex: Chris Martin Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland). Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow. Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries. Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite. i disagree with the jonny statement. jonny's amazing. 18) Name of another opposite sex: Guy Berryman the sexiest man on earth coldplay's bassist the world best bassist my husband friend: WHOA! who's that sexiest guy on earth ME: my husband: Guy Berryman :D ♥♥ 19) Something special to you: COLDPLAY. The most amazing, pure, and refreshing music around today. "Shit what is this music?" "Coldplay man, heard of them?" "No, but they're so refreshing it feels like I just stuck my head in a bowl of ice!" that really was a great way to waste 15 minutes :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 1) Your name? Milica no results 2) Your age? 14 1. 14 The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked. ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK! HER: *SLAP* 2. 14 A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88. "14/88 forever!", shouted the skinhead. 3. 14 The relegated age of anyone on Myspace who doesn't want you to see his/her profile. What the heck? Bobby's not 14, he just doesn't want me looking at his Myspace! 3) One of your friends? Jelena 1. Jelena pronounced yell-en-uh 1. Term for a girl that is funny in a freaky way but also extremely sexy 2. Soopa doopa friend(who you have feelings for.) (usually serbian) 1. DAMN that jelena was crazy!! 2. She's the jelena i was talking about. 2. jelena Funniest, coolest, best person ever. Will laugh at anything. Takes no offense. She's the shit, and she listens to modest mouse! "Dude, you're so cool! You're like Jelena!" "OH MY GOD, I WISH I WAS A JELENA" 3. jelena A extremely talented girl in the bedroom. Is one of the funniest people you will ever meet and seems to be also one of the loudest. hello baby, you are so jelena like in the bedroom. Ooookay... :inquisitive: 4) What should you be doing? Studying 1. Studying An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper. "Want to hang out?" "No, I'm going to stay home and study." What :stunned: 2. studying a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it. I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit 3. Studying A blend of the words "student" and "dying," used to convey the slow and painful methods schools use to corrupt the youth into socio-economic puppets. Teacher: Student, why aren't you studying, you need to study so that you can advance in the world. 5) Favorite Color: Orange 1. orange The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis. "Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster." 2. Noun: 1. A bold color, a cross between yellow and red. 2. A spherical citrus fruit of this color. Adjective: 1. of or relating to the color orange 2. of or relating to the flavor of the orange fruit. Random: 1. A word you'll never see at the end of a line of a rhyming poem. 2. Punchline of a grade school knock-knock joke. The plural form is "oranges," which is also a sweet poem about a first date by the author Gary Soto. Orange soda doesn't taste like oranges, but at least it's the right color. ...Orange you glad I didn't say banana? 3. orange rhymes with door hinge hey dumbass what rhymes with orange? door hinge, i own u. AHAHAHA 6) Hometown: Novi Sad 1. Novi Sad The most beautiful city in the balkans with nice and beautiful people and great food and great times. Guy 1: Where are you from? Guy 2: Novi Sad Guy 1: DAAAAAAAAMMMM you're lucky True! :D 7) Month of Your Birthday: January 1. January The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January? Person 1: Im glad its January Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month! Person 1: IKR?! mine too. Person 2: who doesnt love January? Person 1: only losers :p 2. January Everyones favorite month!! playing in the snow snuggling by the fire, and having excuse for ur penis looking so small. January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk. 3. January Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover "Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: My friend 1. my friend Synonymous with migrainous condition, phrase recognizes the intimate nature of recurrent throbbing headaches that have become part of daily living. “My friend is back...I am bluer than the sky--hammers are pounding, my mind is exploding static electricity†2. my friend What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend' Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend! (Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend. 3. my friend 1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend. (See also: John McCain) 2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves. 3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name. 1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win." 2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?" 3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?" 11) Your Middle Name: I don't have one. 12) Favorite Food: Don't have. 13) Type of Car you drive: Don't have! 14) Favorite Drink: Apple juice 1. Apple Juice Real hood for liquor. "I stayed home sippin apple juice." 2. apple juice Coors lite. when you drink it just right, it tastes exactly like... apple juice. 'i could go for some apple juice.' 3. apple juice The specimen provided for a piss test or drug test; from the color of the piss in the cup. "What were you doing at Labcorp?" "Dropping off my apple juice." 15) Name of another friend: Kristina 1. kristina sexiest girl ever....she needs to stop looking in the mirror when she says sexy! :) Kristina is sexy and yea. 2. Kristina A name from the root 'Kristin', or from the original 'Christina' with a different spelling. Meaning: Child of Christ, Follower of Christ. I think I'll name her Kristina. 3. Kristina an amazingly cool person thats kindda freaky but loves life and is always is up for "anything" people refur to her as a slut but really shes just haveing fun. guy-omg man i deff. want a kristina girl-omg did you see her last night shes such a kritina 17) Name of opposite sex: Guy Berryman 1. guy berryman The sexiest man alive. The best bassist in the world. Intelligent, handsome, excellent musician. Guy is the perfect man. He's got it all. No one like him 2. guy berryman THE FINEST MAN ALIVE AND BASSIST FOR THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD! YAY! Go Guy! Him *points* 3. Guy Berryman the sexiest man on earth coldplay's bassist the world best bassist my husband friend: WHOA! who's that sexiest guy on earth ME: my husband: Guy Berryman Haha people know the truth :heart: 18) Name of another opposite sex: Chris Martin 1. Chris Martin Chris Martin is a wallingford native, eagle scout,and is the best drummer that town has seen. despite being an amazing drummer he is the lead singer of the band At All Costs. the positive hardcore band led by Chris commonly sings about being edge,edge breakers, and political issues. he is commony seen around town at the american legion(stomping grounds),stop and shop, and the mcdonalds drive thru. you can also spot him at pretty much any local show supporting his local scene. Dude 1: hey i saw Chris Martin at the TFT show Dude 2: Thats cool Dude 1: Hey thats him now Dude 2: Hey Chris at all costs i will endure Chris: Hey dudes keep it clean 2. Chris Martin Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland). Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow. Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries. Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite. 3. chris martin Singer of the amazing band Coldplay he is amazing and he plays piano, guitar and vocals. Married to Gwenyth Paltrow Child named Apple. "i saw Coldplay, Chris Martin is soo hott" 19) Something special to you: Music 1. music Ruined by MTV We must save music Ahaha xD :lol: True. 2. Music Mankinds Grestest Acheviment. Music is perfection. 3. Music Something the world would be lost without. Music is life. True!!! I think it took me more then 15 minutes. :laugh3: But it was fun. 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Violet Posted April 24, 2009 Share Posted April 24, 2009 1. Your name? -Violet a beautiful flower or an extremely sexy girl. a flirtatious, crazy person can be referred to as a Violet. The flower is found in Africa; see African Violets and a Violet girl is found wearing hoop earrings and smiling. Random Savillion: "Did you see that girl dancing at the club last night?" Urban Adolescent: "Yeah, dude. She was such a VIOLET." Random Savillion: "Those flowers are beautiful." Urban Adolescent: "They're violets." [Way to spell "civilian" wrong, guys. :P] 2. Your age? -19 The Canadian drinking age. 2 years better than 21. "Heck yes I'll have a drink, because I'm 19" (adding 'eh' to the end of this is, of course, optional) nineteen drinking legal age carded id -To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed. "Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower." 3. One of your friends? -Beth A popular nickname of Elizabeth or Bethany. Made famous by the KISS song. One of the nicest people I have ever met. Beth is so motherfucking hot! I could stare at her all day and not get bored. [The funny thing is, that's why she's called that; her dad likes that song. xD] 4. What should you be doing? -being productive Something that could be seen as worthwhile, but is probably used as an excuse to do a useless task. Instead of sitting here, I am going to do something productive. Like what? I'm going to watch Days of our Lives. 5. Favorite color? -black 1-A color widely defined as the absence of light. 2-The darkest shade possible 3-The opposite of white, imho, best described on the Yin&Yang symbol. 1-"I see a red door and I want to paint it black"-the_Rolling_Stones. 2-"You should use a black crayon to draw some shade, if your door is open to the night"-Art-Teacher. 3-"the white on the yin&yang symbol is opposite yet complimentary and equal to the black." 6. Hometown -Nacogdoches, Texas Legend says it is the oldest town in Texas. The home of Stephen F. Austin State University - which is the only reason it's on the Texas state map in the first place. Commonly called Nac-a-nowhere, for two reasons: 1. It's in the middle of nowhere 2. If you know where it is, you are a true Texan There is always a party to be found in Nacogdoches, primarily because of SFA, and because there is nothing else to do in Nacogdoches but party. Texan #1: I'm going to college in Nacogdoches Texan #2: What the hell is there to do in Nacogdoches? Texan #1: .......Uh. 7. Month of your birthday -March Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born. She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool. 8. Last person you talked to on the phone -Mom The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests. Where would you be without your mom? 11. Your middle name -Anastasia [GAHHH.] an extremely goddess like figure who boys will line up to tie her shoes for her. She has an amazing death stare and will not put up with being called a priss. Because she is a GODDESS Dude, man, i totally got to tie anastasia's shoes for her! [HAHA. That works. xD] 12. Favorite food -Seafood FOOD from the SEA! hoorah for seafood! i want some good seafood food from the sea! 13. Type of car that you drive -I don't drive, so I'mma have to skip this one. 14. Favorite Drink -cream soda [Particularly A & W] nectar of the gods. a sweet, creamy, vanilla flavored soda that goes well with cheese cake or by itself. try this 'caribbean cream soda' stuff. it's like drinking God. 15. Name of another friend -Justin Amazingly bodasious dude that can overcome all and in some point in time will take over the world. Commonly used to describe someone of high status and is alot of fun to be around. "That Guy Is Justin" [With him, I don't doubt it. xD] 17. Name of opposite sex -Lance Berkman :heart: All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem. "Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball "I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst "No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball [HAHA. YES.] 18. Name of another opposite sex -Christian Bale [:wacky:] Called the "chameleon of his generation", he's basically one of the bloodiest best actors alive today. he can play an emaciated insomniac or a psychotic yuppie, and can even pull off wearing a bat suit. he can also pull off any accent in the english language. did i mention he is incredibly gorgeous? when he's not starving himself for his movies, that is. Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There. Christian Bale is not just way more orgasmic than Leo Dicaprio, he's also a much better actor. Not to mention he doesn't look like a little girl, despite being over 30. If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now. [Again...YES.] 19. Something special to you -music Mankinds Greatest Acheviment. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoebeo Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 1) Your name? Louise Louise always attracts attention to herself even without trying. She is extremely intelligent but sometimes a little ditzy when she gets too excited, but always interesting and fun! Louise usually looks gorgeous and has a fantastic smile that lights Everyone up. She treats people fairly and truthfully even if they dont like it! Dont mess with her - she will never forget it! Louise is the greatest one man woman lover you will ever find and is always optimistic with life, and stubbornly determined to succeed like a warrior at whatever she attempts. Louise's are great people! Hug one and tell her so today! :awesome: --------------------------------------------- 2) Your age? 17 When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18. "How old are you?" "17." "Dude, that sucks..." --------------------------------------------- 3) One of your friends? Line A really sweet and she seems innocent and pure, but she can be a naughty little devil. Wow, that girl is so Line! --------------------------------------------- 4) What should you be doing? really nothing.. --------------------------------------------- 5) Favorite color? Green The best color in the world. --------------------------------------------- 6) Hometown? Denmark Where lego comes from! Lets go to Denmark and see Legoland and knock down all the little lego houses when no-one is looking! :D --------------------------------------------- 7) Month of your birthday? May may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away "hooray i have math..." "don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore" --------------------------------------------- 8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Mom someone who gave birth to you. "Luke...(breath) I am your mom." _____________________________ 12) Favorite Food? Don't know ----------------------------------------------- 13) Type of car you drive? Too young. ----------------------------------------------- 14) Favorite drink? Don't know ----------------------------------------------- 15) Name of another friend: Iben Iben is a girl who was made by the God themselves. Her name is often used to describe a finely mysterious handcrafted object. Wow, those pyramids are very iben. ----------------------------------------------- 17) Name of opposite sex: Chris The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with. Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams! :awesome: ----------------------------------------------- 18) Another name of opposite sex: Will A very handsome and sweet guy who i definitely have a thing for..=) i cant stop smiling everytime I see him... he gets me so excited!! Seriously anyone who doesnt get with him is missing out!! He's amazing.. ----------------------------------------------- 19) Something special to you: My friends The little voices inside your head you have daily conversations with. the voices inside my head are my friends. they tell me the most amazing things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers.in.nj Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 1) Your name? Emily slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual. or The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too. :cheesy: D'aww thanks :blush: 2) Your age? 16 Legal age for fucking in the UK. YES! Chris, here I come :wink3: 3) One of your friends? Kit A strange , yet compelling, woman...frequently discovered to be smarter than you are, funnier than you are, and more charming than you are. A delightful companion full of insight and good advice. Wise beyond her years. Having not a bad rack. A nickname for Kathleen or Katherine. Also sometimes a nickname for Christopher (i.e Kit Carson) They're not right about the boob thing, but the rest is pretty accurate 4) What should you be doing? Reading A forgotten art. 5) Favorite Color: Yellow 1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green. 2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians. 3. That song by Coldplay. "Yellow" by Coldplay: ~Look at the stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah, they were all yellow.~ 6) Hometown: New Jersey NJ is summed up in this quote. "I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it." ~author unknown 7) Month of Your Birthday: April the month were the sexiest bitches are born 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: Mom The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests. 12) Favorite Food: Pizza Greatest food ever. Otherwise known as the 7th food group and the most needed. 13) Type of Car you drive: Volvo An automotive company from sweden. Also builds some commercial trucks. They may not be the best looking cars to own. However they are by far the safest vehicles you could drive. They also are very reliable and seem to go forever if properly maintained. 14) Favorite Drink: Water What you get when you combine two Hydrogen atoms and a single Oxygen atom. Try it, it's fun to make on those rainy days. Or if it is raining you could go outside and just hold a cup out and catch some of this mystical substance known as water. 15) Name of another friend: Carey Sometimes a male. Is generally sweet, regardless of sex. An excellent partner to have in a relationship. He/or she will never cheat on his/or her partner. Anyone who meets a person named "carey" will certainly be blessed by his/or her genuinely lovable presence. 17) Name of opposite sex: Chris Martin Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland). Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow. Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries. 18) Name of another opposite sex: Guy Berryman The sexiest man alive. The best bassist in the world. Intelligent, handsome, excellent musician. Guy is the perfect man. He's got it all. 19) Something special to you: Coldplay One of the most amazing bands of the decade. Composed of four kick-ass members: Chris Martin (lead vocals, piano), Johnny Buckland (guitar), Guy Berryman (bass guitar), and Will Champion (drums). They're latest effort, "Viva la Vida Or Death and All His Friends" is the best thing they've done since "A Rush of Blood to the Head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ainsley Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 1) Your name? Ainsley Imaginative, creative, able to find light in a situation. See's beyond the obvious, is exquisitely beautiful. An Ainsley has their own strong opinions of life and of love. Will not stay in one place for very long. They are unlike any other, that person must be an Ainsley. --------------------------------------------- 2) Your age? 15 One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting. Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait. --------------------------------------------- 3) One of your friends? Sophie an all around cool chick from greek meaning wisdom that girl over there's a sophie --------------------------------------------- 4) What should you be doing? Clean my room The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent. "I'm cleaning my closet." "Where are you shoving all your stuff then?" "My room." "Ah." --------------------------------------------- 5) Favorite color? Rainbow :cheesy: 1. An optical illusion that appears after a rain-storm with 7 indigionous colours. 2. A term used within the gay community to acknowledge acceptance amongst it's members. 1. A beautiful rainbow was over Grandmom's house after the showers ended. 2. Todd and James found the rainbow sticker on the door and knew it was gay-friendly. --------------------------------------------- 6) Hometown? Norway Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts. Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne. Norwegian people are: As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British. As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British. As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe) As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis. As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals. --------------------------------------------- 7) Month of your birthday? September THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR! --------------------------------------------- 8) Last person you talked to on the phone? Mom The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests. _____________________________ 12) Favorite Food? hmm...pizza :cheesy: The perfect meal--an open-faced pie using tomato sauce, cheese, and any manner of meat toppings. In addition to the standard, medium-thick-crust pizza, there are two major American varieties: New York style, also called thin crust; and Chicago style, also called 'deep-dish' or (more accurately) 'stuffed' pizza. ----------------------------------------------- 13) Type of car you drive? Too young. ----------------------------------------------- 14) Favorite drink? Ice tea! The wrong way to spell iced tea. It's ICED TEA, not "ice tea," retards. woops :awesome: ----------------------------------------------- 15) Name of another friend: Erlend Erlend is a person with virility of no equivalence. Usually, an Erlend person is a typical alpha male, has a high level of fitness and intellect, and he studies/has studied medicine. You can usually find an Erlend walking the mountains of Norway shirtless with five girls (who are also shirtless). HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH oh my gooood :laugh3: ----------------------------------------------- 17) Name of opposite sex: Richard a very common male name. many sexy guys are named Richard and FYI they don't like being called Dick. ----------------------------------------------- 18) Another name of opposite sex: James Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them. ----------------------------------------------- 19) Something special to you: Music :charming: Ruined by MTV We must save music true that :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 1) Your name? Emma I REALLY hot girl who is REALLY funny and irresistable to all guys. You either want to be here or be with her. "DAYUM man that girl is an emma" "wow that girl is so emma i know i don't even have a chance!" "every one likes emma" Rightio then! -------------------------------------------------------------- 2) Your age? 16 Legal age for fucking in the UK. WHOOP DE FUCKING DOO -------------------------------------------------------------- 3) One of your friends? Miranda :blush: school girl by day, stripper by night Hahahahaha lmao! Perhaps not XD -------------------------------------------------------------- 4) What should you be doing? Homework Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap) Hear, hear! --------------------------------------------------------------- 5) Favorite Color: bloo :blush: The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers. Erm... bit precise there ---------------------------------------------------------------- 6) Hometown: Melbourne Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, Australian Rules "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only alternative is professional drink-driving.) Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with. Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water. f u ----------------------------------------------------------------- 7) Month of Your Birthday: August The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it. Cool! ------------------------------------------------------------------ 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: Mum A word americans don't know how to spell Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult Meh. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 11) Your Middle Name: Sarah The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so! durpy durp -------------------------------------------------------------------- 12) Favorite Food: Lasagna One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat. Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool Guess me and Garfield sare some things in common ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 13) Type of Car you drive: I no own car ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 14) Favorite Drink: Pepsi Max One Word. Delicious! It speaks the truth! -------------------------------------------------------------------- 15) Name of another friend: Jake an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love . Devastatingly true. :disappointed: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 17) Name of opposite sex: MAN Someone who Women need to accept for who he is. Men aren't all bad, just the assholes on this site who come here to diss the ladies. A lot of guys will defend and protect their lady loves, if only us girls would give them some credit and cut them some slack. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 18) Name of another opposite sex: hermaphrodite A person, such as myself, who has both male and female genitals and secondary sex characteristics. Well it didn't say a *person* of the opposite sex! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 19) Something special to you: Budgerigar :heart: Melopsittacuss undulatus A small parrot species which originates from Australia that are kept as pets commonly referred to as parakeets. Because of their world-wide popularity as cage birds Budgerigars are undoubtedly the best known of all parrots. They have found their way into virtually every country and are eagerly sought by people wanting them as pets. On fully fledged adult budgerigar it’s upperparts are barred with black and yellow; rump and underparts green; forehead and face yellow feathers of cheeks tipped with blue violet; a series of black spots across the thoart; under wing coverts green; tail greenish-blue, lateral feathers centrally banded with yellow; bill olive grey; cere blue on males and brownish on females; iris white and legs are grayish blue. Young budgerigars are duller in color, and have baring on their foreheads. Budgerigars have a pleasant warble, subdued disyllabic screech and subdued chattering compared to other parrot species. Also known as a Budgie. Pleasant warble :cheesy: I love it. I love them. :heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wherrwhfer Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 1) Your name? Rebecka funny, super skinny wacko with no life! jk, we love rebecka's. crazyer then any bitch you will ever meet, and always fun to hang out with. never makes sense, and doesn't listen to authority, she stands out in her own unique way. good artist and very smar- i mean intelligent. 2) Your age? 14 (already used, I choose another one) The relegated age of anyone on Myspace who doesn't want you to see his/her profile. 3) One of your friends? Erika, my wife 8D One who is naturally equited with the tools and machinary to pull off a succesful and satisfactory rape of an unsuspecting victim. Exactly. 4) What should you be doing? Homework Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. 5) Favorite Color: white The color white. Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur. 6) Hometown: Copenhagen A smokeless tobacco that satisfies since 1822. Right. 7) Month of Your Birthday: April the month were the sexiest bitches are born 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: Mom The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Don't have a middle name, so.. 12) Favorite Food: Apples The alternative to the orange. No car either. 14) Favorite Drink: Iced tea, my addiction <3 A uniquely American drink that apparently tea drinkers outside the US just don't get. 15) Name of another friend: Celeste Someone who is beautiful, of awesome character, and kicks ass. 17) Name of opposite sex: Noah Lennox Panda Bear is the moniker of Noah Lennox, a founding member of Animal Collective. He creates amazing sound. Yes. 18) Name of another opposite sex: Dave Monks sexy beast. crowd pleaser. lead singer and bassist of one of the best canadian indie bands out there. 19) Something special to you: Animal Collective A excellent New York-based band which got it's start in experimental and ambient music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayhebe12 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Name: Madison - Madison is a classic name. If you are an adult with the name madison, then you are just fucking weird because no one knew of the name then.. If you are a teenager with the name Madison, You are probably blonde and sexy and fucking amazing, because u were named after the Mirmaid in the movie Splash from the 80's.. If you are a child with the name Madison..Then Im sorry, you are just a little clone of the sexy Madison's in their teens and 20's.. "Damn...That girl is fiiinnnee...She is so hot her name must be Madison!" Hahaha I'm a teen :D Age: 15 - One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting. Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait. Meh, I do feel like this sometimes... Friend? Nich - A human being who's love is so strong you can't live without it, for without it you would die Huh... that's a little awkward. What should I be doing? Swimming - a way to stop from drowning That's brilliant :laugh3: Favorite Color? Red - 1) One of the three primary colours of paint. When mixed with yellow, it would make orange. When mixed with blue, it would make purple. It is opposite green on the colour wheel. 2) One of the three primary colours of light. When mixed with green, it makes yellow. When mixed with blue, it makes magenta. It is opposite cyan on the colour wheel. Hometown - I'll just do home-state, which is VA - is for lovers Virginia is where the Dirty South begins, with the associated smoking hot southern women. Well... uhhh.... sure, i guess Month of Birthday - December - The month in which the hottest women are born. That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December. I'll take THAT as a compliment! :laugh3: Last Person I Talked To On The Phone: My Mom - The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests. Where would you be without your mom? Middle Name: Emily - The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too. There is only one Emily in this world and its not you, or is it? Favorite Food: Steak - The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood. "I will go eat steak now with honor." No Car :D Favorite Drink: Iced Tea and Lemonade mixed together (aka Arnold Palmer!) Usually can be found and bought in many a carryout in the DC area. half iced tea, half lemonade. it's sweet, but with a slight tanginess to it Name of Another Friend: Baylie - A girl who is friendly, lovely, smart, enjoyable, and ever so pleasent to be around. Her taste in music is so awesome and she always thinks of the right things to say. Baylie hates her hometown and her high school. But anyone who knows Baylie is lucky to know her. Baylie's eyes are deep and beautiful and she has the capability of killing you with just a look, even though she usually won't. She also has hypnotist powers but will refuse to use them because of her humility. Hold on to her and never let her go... Name of A Person of the Opposite Sex: Vincent, another great friend - An intelligent man who can be a bit vain, but is generally very attractive. A ladies' man, but with fairly conservative values when it comes to relationships. Very hardworking, and equally stubborn, he won't back down for anything. He's got a great sense of humor, and enjoys making others laugh. Likes dirty jokes. An all-around good guy. Guy 1: "Dude, did you see all those girls all over him last night? What's he doing with just one?!" Guy 2: "Well... he's a Vincent." Guy 1: "Oh." Guy 2: "Yeah, man." Girl 1: "Wow... he's so... Vincent." Girl 2: "I know, right?" Girl 1: *Faints* Arrrgggg... this is true in the humor part... Another One: Chris Martin! Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland). Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow. Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries. Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite. I LOVE WHOEVER THIS IS!!! :D Very very true... Something special to me: Coldplay :D - An awesome band that can give you a break for the all that loud music you love and a great relaxant I just needed some Coldplay time Well... this was fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else That's the only definition for my name. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Just gonna do the first one.. A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects. My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William... :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86Timewarp Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 My name :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Your name is William? :surprised: the more Williams the merrier :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gautama Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 1. Valerie Valerie is a VERY sexy women who is also very intelligent. She has beautiful eyes and is sometimes considered to be a savage, but those people know as well as everyone else, that she is trully one of a kind. Dont do anything bad to Valerie, because she WILL come back out on top. Colin: Hey Savage ! Valerie: Heyyy=) How are you? (..Meanwhile in the background, the other people are talking about them..) -"Is Valerie really a savage?" -"Nahh G, she is a hero to everyone." 2. Valerie the most awesome girl in the world Dan: "Sorry I was a dick to you." Valerie: "I don't care." Dan: "stopp ur gonna make me cry :*-(" 3. Valerie She is the most loyal, loving and awesome friend you would ever wanna have. She has your back even when you are wrong. She will give a swift beat down to ANYONE who messes with those she kalls "friend." She is not embarrassed by her friends even if they have special talents...like licking the windows on the short bus... if you were having trouble licking the windows on the short bus...VALERIE would remind you to remove ur helmet...as she had alredy done! :) Wow, that's flattering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gautama Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I'm trully one of a kind. And the bit with the window licking is also so so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 1) Your name? Tammi The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else lolwot -------------------------------------------------------------- 2) Your age? 16 Legal age for fucking in the UK -------------------------------------------------------------- 3) One of your friends? Chelsea the most AMAZING people you will ever find are Chelseas. chicken flavored&lemon scented. DELICIOUSLY good looking. -------------------------------------------------------------- 4) What should you be doing? Something productive What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary. Get a life. Ouch. --------------------------------------------------------------- 5) Favorite Color: Red Flavor of kool-aid to a black person. ---------------------------------------------------------------- 6) Hometown: Winnipeg the only place to have the following seasons. almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction. also called winterpeg. ----------------------------------------------------------------- 7) Month of Your Birthday: May may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away ------------------------------------------------------------------ 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone: Mother The Person Who Might have raised you, normally a woman ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 11) Your Middle Name: Dawn An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is proud of it. -------------------------------------------------------------------- 12) Favorite Food: Bagels a tasty delightful snack which people can use as a conversation piece ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 13) Type of Car you drive: Pootermobile, obvs Little cars that members of Five Iron Frenzy lit on fire and drove around. They may or may not be made of legos. "Pootermobile" also tells of a very important part of Reese Roper's life. Dah Dah Dahhhhh Dah Dah.... ....pootermobile ::wild cheers:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 14) Favorite Drink: Milk The most tasty shit EVER. -------------------------------------------------------------------- 15) Name of another friend: Amber An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 17) Name of opposite sex: Anthony Sexy,Cute and all round smooth talker. Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God. Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made its self known within the streets! D: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 18) Name of another opposite sex: Mark lololz the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!! D; ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 19) Something special to you: Five Iron Frenzy the only band that matters, see skacore Five Iron Frenzy's fans are the envy of almost every band today. They command loyalty and passion that few bands today see with their own followers. :') a ska punk band that hails from Denver, CO. That have some of the most dedicated fans. However, they sadly live only in our hearts now. :') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 omg 1. ricardo 642 up, 188 down A name given to a person, usually male and usually of Hispanic descent. Most people with the name Ricardo are bright intellectuals, sometimes antisocial, but overall good people. Ricardo is a great guy, he's just quiet and misunderstood. buy ricardo mugs & shirts ricardo sid lit trinity ricky by Hisp Dec 1, 2006 share this add a video 2. ricardo 211 up, 104 down the coolest mexican ever and someone you can count on. super fun to hang out with. may act like a pussy, but eventually gives in and has a great time. That dude is freaking awesome, is it Ricardo? buy ricardo mugs & shirts ricardo ivan anthony sierra ashley by piss_excellence May 31, 2009 share this add a video 3. Ricardo 224 up, 136 down A name given to a person, usually male and usually of Hispanic, Castellian or Peruvian descent. Usually people with the name Ricardo are bright intellectuals, sometimes antisocial,and generally badass (overall real nice folk). Ricardo is a great guy, he's just quiet and misunderstood. ricardo sid lit trinity ricky Ricardo looks shy at first but he's such a badass.... he also has suck a Dick and I'm not talking about the nickname ^^. ricardo sex penis cock badass genious dirty sanchez dick filthy ricardo clean ricardo buy ricardo mugs & shirts ricardo sex penis cock badass genious dirty sanchez dick filthy ricardo [clean ricardo]. by no-homo Dec 28, 2008 share this add a video 4. ricardo 88 up, 19 down The name Ricardo is a Spanish and Portuguese form of RICHARD, which originated as an Old German name. In German, the name Richard means "brave ruler" or "strong, powerful leader" The meaning of the name Ricardo is Brave Ruler. The origin of the name Ricardo is Spanish. Ricardo is the Portuguese and Spanish cognate of the name Richard. ALL OF THESE ARE SO TRUE :charming: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gautama Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 ricardo sid lit trinity ricky ricardo sex penis cock badass genious dirty sanchez dick filthy ricardo [clean ricardo]. this is seriously disturbing though, hahaaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.McFly Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 1) Your name? Inês An extremely loving girl. She will usually be one of the best friends in your life. She's caring, honest, beautiful and awesome. She'll bring you up and make you smile when you are in need of help. Definitely someone you can trust on and someone you can hold on to. Also, in case of a relationship. She is the perfect girl for you. You are the luckiest motherfucker ever if you are dating Ines. OH rly?? :thinking: LOL ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2) Your age? 17 When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18. (I KNOW!! It sucks!! LOL) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3) One of your friends? Catarina A term used to secribe a really cool person who has slight mental issues. :lol: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4) What should you be doing? Sleeping something you never get enough of once you hit the age of 15. :awesome: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5) Favourite color? Purple Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. :| What the hell?? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6) Hometown? Lisboa the proper way to spell and say lisbon, portugals capital. The right way to say it, unless ur a dumbass YEAH!! :snobby::lol: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7) Month of you birthday? July The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July. :cheesy: It's not true...:shifty: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8) Last Person You Talked To On The Phone? My mom The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away. Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11) Middle name? Sousa 1.) A person who doesnt agree with anyone. This person is always right and tends to get into heated arguments often at social gatherings, thus looking extermely vulnerable to the rest of the people. 2.) A way of doing something with little or poor effort. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12) Favorite food? Lasagna One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat. :awesome: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13) Type of Car you drive? I would like to drive a Mini Cooper :awesome: The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome. HELL YEAH!! :cool: 14) Favorite drink? Coca-Cola Better than Pepsi. simple...lol 15) Name of another friend? Brenda A very nice person, with a beautiful face, and a special heart. D'awww lol 17) Name of the opposite sex? Nuno Tall, dark, and handsome man of Portuguese descent. A romantic with thick wavy hair that women can't help but touch. Adventurous, spontaneous and fun-loving, both men and women are drawn to his magnetic charm. An extraordinary man in every way. Girl to friend: "Sorry, I didn't hear a word you said after than guy smiled at me...he's such a Nuno! I so need to run my fingers through his hair. 18) Name of another opposite sex? Dominic Howard :awesome: The drummer of MUSE, a space-rock band of biblical proportions. Dominic Howard, Matthew Bellamy and Christopher W(grraarl?urvqgraarhrr??)come from outer space. YEAHHH!! :awesome: 19) Something special to you? TV 1. Unsupervised, it's cocaine for children. Want to make a criminal? Place child (A) in front of TV (B) for 10 years. Nag occassionally. Wait for police. 2.One of many distractions that pulls the attention away from yourself so you don't see how miserable you are in reality. Highly addictive. True...but I still love it! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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