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^ "Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry...

 

 

 

... But you don't know how pervy you aaare!" :dozey:

 

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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"When she was just a girl, she expected the world, but it flew away from her reach – SO I KILLED HER IN HER SLEEP"

 

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this is toooooooo funny!!!

^ "Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry...

 

 

 

... But you don't know how pervy you aaare!" :dozey:

:lol:

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^Too Close

 

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^Too Close

 

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^WHERE IZ ZAT HAND?

 

Any doubt there`s a Guy/Will affair?

 

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^WHERE IZ ZAT HAND?

 

Any doubt there`s a Guy/Will affair?

:lol:

 

Timewarp has the answer LOL:

 

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Guy: Ok hold still Will...

Will: Uh.....

Chris: Jonny Boy take these....guitar picks...

Jonny: *dont be obvious, dont be obvious*

^ LOL at Chris' and Jonnys :awesome:

:laugh3:

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"Help! Help! I'm being abducted by aliens! Guys?? That's NOT a spot light!"

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"Help! Help! I'm being abducted by aliens! Guys?? That's NOT a spot light!"

 

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Will: *thinking* I'm going to drum so hardcore tonight, the fans will need to buy hearing aids after the show!

Chris: *staring at Will* ...I'd tap that.

Found this on tumblr! I thought I'd share :D

 

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Guy: Hello, lady. My name is Guy Berryman and I’m trying (successfully) to seduce you.

 

Chris: Wow, she’s really pretty! I’m going over there and I’ll try to say hi. (Really hope I don’t get all nervous and have to go write a song about it).

 

Jonny: I can see you, Chris. I’m right behind you and you’re not going ANYWHERE.

 

:wacky:

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Will: *thinking* I'm going to drum so hardcore tonight, the fans will need to buy hearing aids after the show!

Chris: *staring at Will* ...I'd tap that.

:laugh3: Chris' expression is just perfect.

"Really hope I don't get all nervous and have to write a song about it." = Priceless!:lol:

Found this on tumblr! I thought I'd share :D

 

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Guy: Hello, lady. My name is Guy Berryman and I’m trying (successfully) to seduce you.

 

Chris: Wow, she’s really pretty! I’m going over there and I’ll try to say hi. (Really hope I don’t get all nervous and have to go write a song about it).

 

Jonny: I can see you, Chris. I’m right behind you and you’re not going ANYWHERE.

 

:wacky:

AHAHA!

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Chris: I'M GODZILLA!!

Will: Chris, stop it!! We have to be on stage soon!!

Chris: RAWR!!

Jonny: *thinking* Must. Not. Show. Any. Expression.

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Guy: Jonny, Chris is mucking about pulling funny faces behind you again!!

Jonny: Oh no, there's no way i'm falling for that trick again. :phu:

Guy: Seriously, i swear!! *To audience* OK, i want everyone to put their hands up if i'm telling the truth!!

Will *to himself*: Just keep on drumming Will, just keep on drumming...

^ BAHA oh god that is brilliant! :lol:

 

Especially the part with the hands up, LOL!

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Chris: (giggling) Hey, cut that out, Jonny! Stop that! Quit pinching my bum! It tickles!

Jonny: Wha...who, me? I'm just playing my guitar and staring off innocently. You can't see my hands, but trust me...

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I started to doubt the correct English of the sentence though :laugh3:

^Lol it's correct :P

 

phew! :sweatdrop: :lol:

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I started to doubt the correct English of the sentence though :laugh3:

 

N'awwwwWWW!!! :wacky:

 

Poor Chris :sad:

 

 

 

 

 

Although... HEY CHRIS, wanna come to my room, there are TONS of chocolate in it :wideeyed:

N'awwwwWWW!!! :wacky:

 

Poor Chris :sad:

 

 

 

 

 

Although... HEY CHRIS, wanna come to my room, there are TONS of chocolate in it :wideeyed:

 

Sick...er, I mean...GREAT minds think alike!:sneaky:

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Chris-It's a bird!

Guy-It's a Plane (and i'm awesome)!

Jonny-No, it's...

Will-What is it? I can't see it because I feel safer behind Jonny. I'm sorry:(.

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