TraceOddity Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Wait that's not the truth?! okay OKAY DON'T KILL MEH D: :lol: I have something stupid/lol-worthy I've found AGES ago in this thread somewhere, it's a true gem. I think it perfectly fits into the category of the dancing-Will-sausage :nod: :lol: :lol: I thought he was just Jonny-curious!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 I thought he was just Jonny-curious!;) Back in my fangirl days (the really HARDCORE fangirl days) I'd ship him with everyone LOL. But yeah, probably just Jonny-curious :awesome: btw: does anyone has some new Coldplay pictures that I can put captures on? I feel funnily stupid right now and that's the perfect mood for some batshit crazy Loldplay goodies! :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The only new one I've seen with any potential is this. :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny and the cake Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 isn't jonny the bald one? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The only new one I've seen with any potential is this. :wink3: Well then :awesome: Jonny: "What was that Will?" Will (whispering): "Chris has toilet paper hanging from his pants! DON'T TELL HIM AHAH!" Jonny: :lol: Chris (thinking while singing): Wow, the crowd seems soo amused tonight! And I haven't even cracked any jokes yet! :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookLover715 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 This is the best thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 This is the best thread. Yes, I couldn't agree more :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Found a something on tumblr: :lol: And now some of my own stuff: Jonny (whispering): "Chris I know you're lonely after... well you know, but REALLY" Chris: "B-but :sad:" Jonny: "If you get any closer people might actually think you're gay... and that Andrew Garfield thing didn't help either <__<" Will (spitting): "Will you two just shut up already!" Jonny: "Sorry but Chris is touching my bu-" Will: "I DON'T WANNA KNOW" Guy (thinking): "... should have stayed home and have another round with my new flame :|" Fan: "oMFG I LUV U" Chris: "H-hi :uhoh: Okay that's really sweet but I don't even know you?" Fan: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER :dazzled:" Chris: "... look, you've been hugging me for 5 minutes now, and I really appreciate that, but, I kinda have to leave now" Where the heck is the security when you need them!! Fan: "OKAY JUST GIMME TEN MORE MINUTES :wacky:" Chris: "Ten!? Excuse me, but N-" Fan: "WOW UR SO SOFT ANd YOU ALSO SMELL RLY NICE" Chris: "Oooookay" I need to get away from her, RIGHT NOW! Fan: "I'LL NEVER LET GO HAHA I mean it :|" Chris: "Lady, don't force me to go rough on you :angry:" Fan: "Oh I'd like that Mr. Martin :charming:" Chris: "dEAR LORD! Get off! :shout:" Fan: "Neverrr :heart:" *sighs contently* Chris: "Guy, get your bloody pet pigeon under control" :dozey: Guy: "Sure, after you get your bondage obsession with Jonny under control" :| Chris: :| Guy: :| Chris: "Ithasnothingtowithbondageit'sjustforthenewmusicvi-" Guy: "oH SHUT IT!" Phil: "Group selfie everyooooneee!" :blush: Chris: "WOHOO YAY! :awesome: Jonny: "YaaAAAY!!" :cheesy: Will: "Yah alright, let's do this" Guy: *forced smile* "ye-heah, so much fun :|" Should have left these lunatics YEARS ago, Jesus :dead: Chris: *singing his heart out* Shakira: "Daaamn he hot" "He's mine Shakira, MINE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safy Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 :laugh3: :laugh3: Thalia.. I love you..Yours are the best captions on this thread :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 :laugh3: :laugh3: Thalia.. I love you..Yours are the best captions on this thread :lol: I.. wow.. thank you :wacky: I try my best! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Hahahahaha!!! Awesome!!! "Hullo? Oh, hi Keshia. Yes... Yes... Well actually I'm a little busy right n... Yes... Honey, we're about to go on tv so I should... Yes... Uh-huh... Ok... Yes, I got it... I promise... Milk, eggs, butter, gummie worms, toothpaste, crisps and tampons... Yes, I know. Super-absorbant. I won't forget. Love you too... Kisses!:kiss:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 and tampons... Yes, I know. Super-absorbant. I won't forget. I laughed and cringed at the same time :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Jonny (thinking) Okay just casually walk along, nobody will suspect you're from Coldplay Phew, so far so good! No annoying fans around, no stuff to be signed shoved into my face. Almost ther- Fangirl: "oMG LOOK IT'S JOHNNY BERRYMAN FROM COLd pLAY!" Jonny: " euhue yes that's rig- wait what WHY :sad:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I laughed and cringed at the same time :lol: Mission accomplished!!!!!:evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I hope I could make you LOL in return :sweatdrop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TraceOddity Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Jonny (thinking) Okay just casually walk along, nobody will suspect you're from Coldplay Phew, so far so good! No annoying fans around, no stuff to be signed shoved into my face. Almost ther- Fangirl: "oMG LOOK IT'S JOHNNY BERRYMAN FROM COLd pLAY!" Jonny: " euhue yes that's rig- wait what WHY :sad:" Again, mission accomplished!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 yay :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deirdre Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I missed this thread :D Plus it's a great pick-me-up with laughters :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueberry95 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Found a something on tumblr: :lol: And now some of my own stuff: Jonny (whispering): "Chris I know you're lonely after... well you know, but REALLY" Chris: "B-but :sad:" Jonny: "If you get any closer people might actually think you're gay... and that Andrew Garfield thing didn't help either <__<" Will (spitting): "Will you two just shut up already!" Jonny: "Sorry but Chris is touching my bu-" Will: "I DON'T WANNA KNOW" Guy (thinking): "... should have stayed home and have another round with my new flame :|" Fan: "oMFG I LUV U" Chris: "H-hi :uhoh: Okay that's really sweet but I don't even know you?" Fan: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER :dazzled:" Chris: "... look, you've been hugging me for 5 minutes now, and I really appreciate that, but, I kinda have to leave now" Where the heck is the security when you need them!! Fan: "OKAY JUST GIMME TEN MORE MINUTES :wacky:" Chris: "Ten!? Excuse me, but N-" Fan: "WOW UR SO SOFT ANd YOU ALSO SMELL RLY NICE" Chris: "Oooookay" I need to get away from her, RIGHT NOW! Fan: "I'LL NEVER LET GO HAHA I mean it :|" Chris: "Lady, don't force me to go rough on you :angry:" Fan: "Oh I'd like that Mr. Martin :charming:" Chris: "dEAR LORD! Get off! :shout:" Fan: "Neverrr :heart:" *sighs contently* Chris: "Guy, get your bloody pet pigeon under control" :dozey: Guy: "Sure, after you get your bondage obsession with Jonny under control" :| Chris: :| Guy: :| Chris: "Ithasnothingtowithbondageit'sjustforthenewmusicvi-" Guy: "oH SHUT IT!" Phil: "Group selfie everyooooneee!" :blush: Chris: "WOHOO YAY! :awesome: Jonny: "YaaAAAY!!" :cheesy: Will: "Yah alright, let's do this" Guy: *forced smile* "ye-heah, so much fun :|" Should have left these lunatics YEARS ago, Jesus :dead: Chris: *singing his heart out* Shakira: "Daaamn he hot" "He's mine Shakira, MINE" I knew the Shakira one would show up here eventually hahaa :laugh3: Hard to miss the face she did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christa42 Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 You guys are nuts!! Too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I'm still kinda just stumbling on random threads, this is gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lodova Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Am I only one who laughed at Will? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARoBttH14 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Am I only one who laughed at Will? :lol: Nope! His face just says: "WTF?! CHRIS, LAD, WE KNOW YOU'RE A WIZARD AND EVERYTHING BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaytheblue Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Chris: Jonny, will you get my goddamn guitar out of your mouth. Jonny: migejdnfkkk... *takes small breath* *whining* Butttt itssss nicccceee heeeerreee. Chris: Fine... *pause* but only until the solo ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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