http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM IMPREGNATED YOUR PENSION?

HAS THE INTERNET IMPREGNATED THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

HAS THE INTERNET IMPREGNATED MY DOUBLE POST?

HAS GORDON BROWN SOLD OFF YOUR HOUSE?

ARE GAYS GIVING MIDDLE BRITAIN CANCER?

ARE LESBIANS GIVING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY DIABETES?

ARE WORKING MOTHERS MOLESTING THE QUEEN?

IS APPLE TAKING OVER THE WORLD?

COULD YOBS GIVE PENSIONERS DIABETES?

HAS THE E.U. IMPREGNATED YOUR DAUGHTERS?

IS FILTH ON TELEVISION INFECTING HOUSE PRICES WITH AIDS?

WILL IMMIGRANTS TURN BRITAIN'S SWANS GAY?

WILL THE E.U. INFECT COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY WITH AIDS?

HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVEN CLIFF RICHARD CANCER?

 

:rolleyes:

WILL THE E.U. HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CHILDREN?

Hey, I got one with Cliff Richard too :thinking:

You utter whore, you c-c-c-ombobroke it

IS NEW LABOUR TURNING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY GAY?

WILL THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT MOLEST YOUR DAUGHTERS?

HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS HURT YOUR PETS?

HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS DESTROYED YOUR MORTGAGE?

HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM DEFRAUDED THE MIDDLE CLASS?

 

This is great. :laugh4:

HAVE CHAVS GIVEN THE ROYAL FAMILY DIABETES?

WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?

 

 

HAS THE EURO MADE YOU OBESE?

You utter whore, you c-c-c-ombobroke it

 

:(

HAVE GAYS KILLED THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

COULD CHANNEL 4 RUIN BRITAIN'S SWANS?

 

over my dead body :angry: