Subjugation of Kilimanjaro with Barack Obama:stunned:

I remember i had a dream that Krusty the Clown made a brand of Macaroni and cheese and that The Simpsons family and me had to stop him because it made you puke.

So Homer and me got into a deloreon and chased Krusty and then his car exploded and it was like how the car in Tron exploded only purple :thinking:

And the grass was blue. And it was night time through out the whole dream.

 

:thinking: :uneasy:

A few months back I had one of my most fucked up dreams ever.

 

I was sitting in a greenhouse with my mom and drinking tea. All around us were trees and a wonderfully landscape. Suddenly there were really fast green rainclouds coming up with tornados everywhere. Luckily, they didn't touch the greenhouse we were sitting in. But when the tornados went away, it started to rain little bits of flesh. The noice was nauseating. It splatted all over the glass above us. When I spotted a human eye on the glass, looking at me, I woke up.

 

 

 

:sick:

 

All though that's sick and gross, it's also kind of awesome.

Coldplay were playing in my town, but without a stage, just on the street. And suddenly Chris came close to me, I was screaming and asked if I can hug him. He hugged me, and said: "Your hair smells very bad."

:rolleyes:

Haha, wash your hair. :thinking:

^ buuurrrn lol

 

ok so my dream???

 

the weirdest part wasnt that i was on a pirate ship made of gumballs

 

wasnt that it was floating in a sky with purple clouds

 

or that Susie Salmon (The Lovely Bones) Alice (Go Ask Alice) and Melinda Sordino (Speak) were on the boat with me..................

 

 

Noel and Liam Gallagher were Captain......pirates.

they make for awsome pirates btw

:wideeyed:

uh. so many coldplay dreams

when i was still obsessed i think i only had 2 .. :surprised:

i just woke up.

 

there was this giant tree that granted wishes in a strange world i lived in

the only "normal" thing was a really big mall were my mom spent all her time of course.

 

so people would ask the tree for absurd wishes & all i remember is that at the end of the dream i ended up

wishing for some kind of heart & it shooted down from the sky & ended up on top of the tree

it was made of wax & me and some weird creature that was my friend tried a little piece

we ate it. the heart was big & we had tiny bodies, it was big enough that we could sit on top of it

so after we tried a piece it was like the whole thing was a movie & the end titles came on.

it showed me & this friend of mine eating the pieces of wax heart we took & somehow being really happy about it

because after all the wishes that was what we really wanted after all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

huh?

I woke up this morning and realised i'd wet myself...it didn't smell nice. :(

God, I have had 3 Gwyneth Paltrow dreams in a row..

 

STOP MOCKING ME BETCH HE'S YOURS :mean:

^Ohhh so you didn't sleep fuck Chris, it was Gwyneth :surprised:

:wtf:

:uneasy: You, eh.. no.

Not remembering it.

Last night I had a dream that I woke up standing beside my desk, and everything started going black and I knew I was going to pass out, and then I did. And I woke up on the floor, and was afraid that my parents would have heard me fall (cause a couple months ago I actually did pass out for no apparent reason, and my doctor made me do all these tests and if I pass out again I was supposed to go to emergency). ANYWAY when I woke up, I quickly stood up, and dizzily made it back to my bed and blacked out again.

 

The weirdest part is that I'm not sure it was a dream...I think it might have actually happened.

^Creepy as fuck. Go to an exorcist or summin.

That's freaky!

what was the weirdest thing about your last dream/nightmare? It turned out to be real! Blood and guts up the walls and everything! :evil:

Gangsters were trying to kill my dad.

 

And he's 62.

 

:shrug:

i had a dream the other night that i went backstage at a jayz and beyonce concert.

They had shit catering.

 

 

 

It was one of the most normal dreams I've had in years.

Night before last I had a dream I was being harassed by a hot teacher, somehow ended up taking a shower in her house where there were dozens of yellow spiders crawling around.

^Creepy as fuck. Go to an exorcist or summin.

 

:uhoh:

I'm not possessed...I just think it actually happened.

I sleep walk a lot, so it wouldn't be weird to have woken up in a random place. :freak:

I had a dream that two kids got lost in a giant backyard and then the backyard turned out to be another country, then some old guy tried to give them bread.

The mother was Debrah from Everybody Loves Raymond.

 

Then infront of my house they where selling Coldplay shirts, but they cost 20 dollars each :bigcry: And they wuur crappy!

 

Then this kid tried to beat Steve Carrel at guitar playing..

 

I woke up thinking, that I should go infront of my house to see if they where still selling Coldplay shirts..

Last night I had a dream about the guy that I like!

But I can't really remember it anymore.

 

So I guess there wasn't anything weird about it. :thinking:

In one part of my dream last night, i walked into a bar and there was this old woman smoking. I went up and told her it was illegal. She said that she was allowed and then said her husband didn't mind it either, and pointed over to a dead body.

 

 

 

 

my dream had too much in it last night