Most of these reasons are jokes, people. Lighten up. ;)

 

21) I'm less attractive than them.

22. Their fangirls are so damn annoying

 

Am I on the right forum???? Is this forum for Coldplay FANS?

 

 

You = boring

23. Their teeth are British.

24. They don't play "Shiver" live.

Iforgotthenumber) They can go see the Big Ben anytime, and I can't!

26. The fact that They sould look more "proud" in their status.....esp videos not some "nice" all the time image.. put some angst

27. They have awesome accents and mine is just annoying. :dozey:

*jealous*

28. They have Guy.

29. They STILL haven't done a cover of Single Ladies like I suggested last year. :snobby:

30. They're not mine.

31) They has not much talentz. :wacky:

32. Their music is so upbeat, but the lyrics are so sad sometimes. :sad:

42. They oblige me to lose time in their fanforum instead of doing something useful (like math homework).

23. Their teeth are British.

 

Ugh, how stereotypical :rolleyes:

 

I think hate is too strong a word...

 

Where did 34 through 41 go :thinking:

 

33) they don't put their lyrics in their album liner notes and that's sort of annoying.

43. They dont admit they are the biggest band in the world :inquisitive:

98. I like cake :wacky:

15785) They won't admit they is okay :lips:

15786) When did we get to 15786?

100. One of them took a shit in my bed one night when I was really drunk and had passed out on the bed and then didn't own up to it the next day.......oh wait........

20000. They don't play live in Serbia! UGH!

9800. Chris Martin is lying to us about Gwyneth. We all know it's a coverup. :rolleyes:

 

great thread Rei :lips: :P

103. They leave the toilet seat up when they use the bathroom...collectively...yeah that's right collectively and if that weirds you out then go crawl back under whatever bigoted rock you came from sheesh, it's 2010 people, THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES ANYMORE!

103. They leave the toilet seat up when they use the bathroom...collectively...yeah that's right collectively and if that weirds you out then go crawl back under whatever bigoted rock you came from sheesh, it's 2010 people, THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES ANYMORE!

 

:laugh3:!!

The tickets cost too much.

How are we supposed to love you if we cant see you*

we're on: 44. where are The Nappies? haa!