10. Chris Martin sweats too much and it's all gross and unhygenic and icky

 

I have to agree.

75. All that hot air that comes out of Chris' mouth pollutes the air, damages the o-zone layer, endangers our forests, melts our ice-caps and kills baby kittens on contact. :(

23. Their teeth are British.

 

Your Mom's teeth are British.

:wacko:

 

4. ehem... they don't play 'a message' live :dozey:

 

Well, after the Haiti fundraising thing, you're gonna have to take that back.

75) They made Viva la Vida (album) exist.

 

YES FLAMESSSSS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THE ALBUM IS SHIT COMPARED TO AROBTTH.

Well, after the Haiti fundraising thing, you're gonna have to take that back.

 

hahah indeed, they did it, and it made me happy. :nice:

i'm gonna remove it now.

76 (? :P) They're inferior to Radiohead :cheesy:

77. because atm i prefer Muse.

78. Chris, Will, Guy and Jonny just doesn't sound as catchy as John, Paul, George and Ringo.

 

I mean Coldplay, where's your Ringo!?! YOU'RE LETTING ME DOWN HERE!!

79. They like cake not trifle

80) I'm really hungry right now and they have more money to buy delicious food than me, so they should just go suck on a dick. :shifty:

81) Cause Chris Martin loves to kiss Bono's balls.

89. Because Chris has a hat.

90. 'Cause they've probably never been to Sardinia :dozey:

0,1. Because Guy's pants are way too tight.

92. because their songs are shitty?

93) Their ridiculous Viva outfits.

0,1. Because Guy's pants are way too tight.

 

No no no, that's a good thing :awesome:

94) Chris Martin.

No no no, that's a good thing :awesome:

 

:wink3: indeed, but I was being sarcastic. :lol:

15) Theyre fans are clearly retarded as you've all lost count about 3,000 times.

15) Theyre fans are clearly retarded as you've all lost count about 3,000 times.

 

Yeah, I lose count once in a while for fun :lol:

95: They have a time machine so they can film videos in the 80's( see Tha Hardest Part)

96) Will is sort of ugly.

97) They impregnate fan girls like me but never send me any money to pay for teh poor bastard.