:thumbsup:

 

I meant the free one...

117. Guy never sings!

118. They don't do a lot of festivals

119. They do too many festivals.

120. They do too many shows anyway

121. The shows that they do too many of are all the same!

122. They never changed the setlist

 

 

this was one of the things that put me off coldplay

123. They don't do enough shows and they change the setlist too much.

124. they don't sing live the good oldies.

 

because i want "such a rush" "one i love" "shiver"

125. Sometimes you wish they'd liven up and just let Johnny burst into an 8-minute long guitar solo of epic speed-metal proportions. I mean, think how amazing 'Shiver' would be if it had an eight minute solo in it. :D

126 even more shamefully Jonny almost certainly has the technical skills to do so but never does so </3 The main reason is because THEY DON'T PLAY SHIVER ANYMOAR

Okay, okay fine then. Viva La Vida with a 8 hour guitar solo outro featuring Joe Satriani. :D

Okay, okay fine then. Viva La Vida with a 8 hour guitar solo outro featuring Joe Satriani. :D

 

I liked it all except the part with Joe Satriani. :lol:

Worst thing about Coldplay? THEY STEAL EVERYTHING!

 

They stole my songs, my house, my children - heck, they even stole my soul.

 

How much money d'you think I could get if I sued them? :rolleyes:

-3. They stole my ice-cream.

They stole my rabbit food. Now he'll go hungry for the Winter. :'(

They rang my bell and ran away before I answered!

whateverthenumberis) they don't have a band logo, seriously which band don't have a logo and goes that further? :wtf:

Coldplay.

Coldplay.

 

Your wit is commendable. Astonishing, even.

Coldplay.

 

:stunned: You used a fullstop! *faints*

 

Well done! I knew you could do it.:laugh3:

They released X&Y.

 

 

 

Ooh I went there. :P

^ Look at number 40. Someone beat you to it. :D

 

 

 

 

So... reasons so far...

 

 

1. They never dance

2. they're too nice?!

3. They don't shave/presumably bathe often enough.

5. They have fan sites where pathetic nonfans often hang out.

6. They're fans aren't very subtle

7. They never visit me at home.

8. They don't do bar mitzvah's.

9. because Reilly loves them.

10. Chris Martin sweats too much and it's all gross and unhygenic and icky

11. Their fansite is a bitch and just crashed for like an hour.

12. Their fansite is a bitch and double posts like a crazy old schizophrenic guy on LSD.

13 They never come to Montreal.

14. they're not coming to Peru, but i still love them

15) They're more successful than me

16) Chris's got a piano, and not me.

17) Chris says that I can't have his piano.

18) Chris has immigrants in his piano

19) Chris's piano's a bitch!

20) The Viva uniforms make me want to barf <3

21) I'm less attractive than them.

22. Their fangirls are so damn annoying

23. Their teeth are British.

24. They don't play "Shiver" live.

25.They can go see the Big Ben anytime, and I can't!

26. The fact that They sould look more "proud" in their status.....esp videos not some "nice" all the time image.. put some angst

27. They have awesome accents and mine is just annoying.

28. They have Guy.

29. They STILL haven't done a cover of Single Ladies like I suggested last year.

30. They're not mine.

31) They has not much talentz

32. Their music is so upbeat, but the lyrics are so sad sometimes.

33) they don't put their lyrics in their album liner notes and that's sort of annoying.

34. The tickets cost too much.

35. where are The Nappies?

36. Three words: Make. Trade. Fair.

37. They sell their things on ebay for ridiculous prices

38. the singer over-alters his voice in live performances D=

39. Chris turned down my suggestion to call his child 'Processed cheese' only to turn around and call the kid Apple.

40. X&Y

41. Some of their fans lack a sense of humour, or even the ability to recognise it.

42. They're British

43. They've never been in my country

44. I'm sorry, but their merchandise is shit

45. they didn't fix us yet...

46. They stole Viva La Vida, like, 30 times...

47) THEY AREN'T CANADIAN

48. All that hot air that comes out of Chris' mouth pollutes the air, damages the o-zone layer, endangers our forests, melts our ice-caps and kills baby kittens on contact.

49) They made Viva la Vida (album) exist.

50. They're inferior to Radiohead

51. because atm i prefer Muse.

52. Chris, Will, Guy and Jonny just doesn't sound as catchy as John, Paul, George and Ringo.

53. They like cake not trifle

54) I'm really hungry right now and they have more money to buy delicious food than me, so they should just go suck on a dick.

55) Cause Chris Martin loves to kiss Bono's balls.

56. They oblige me to lose time in their fanforum instead of doing something useful (like math homework).

57. They dont admit they are the biggest band in the world

58. Chris Martin is lying to us about Gwyneth. We all know it's a coverup

59. Because Chris has a hat.

60. 'Cause they've probably never been to Sardinia

61. Because Guy's pants are way too tight

62. because their songs are shitty?

63) Their ridiculous Viva outfits.

64) Chris Martin.

65: They have a time machine so they can film videos in the 80's( see Tha Hardest Part)

66) Will is sort of ugly.

67) They impregnate fan girls like me but never send me any money to pay for teh poor bastard.

68. Because Chris Martin IS one of Bono's balls. Bob Geldof being the other and The Edge being a tiny little growth attached to Bob Geldof ball.

69. Coldplay seem to make me zone out when I listen to them and then I get embarrassed when my friends tell me that I've been staring into space for the past 5 minutes with a retarded expression on my face.

70: Because.. they made me retarded.

71. They allowed a Steve Carrell movie to profit off a joke made about how gay they are. Bad because they got called gay and because Steve Carrell got attention.

Aww, someone said the same for VLV as well. Bit 'arsh.

I think some of they´re songs end a bit to dramatic.