Lolz. I care, actually.

I'd give myself a fan rating of 7.

I'd give myself a fan rating of 7.

 

what

i'd give myself a rating of 10/10 as just a person because i can do that

who cares about words though it's not like he's rapping

 

Do the words of a rap matter?

 

Deep question, here.

I'd give myself a fan rating of 7.

 

everyone in this thread. pardon the meme

 

lmao

:laugh3: :rolleyes3: :lol: :clown: :awesome: :vuvuzela:

:saw:

Coldplay is just hatin' on Radiohead.

 

more like RAD iohead they're so fuckin rad

 

That was the first word I said after my first listen to Kid A. xD Now I jusy say that it's beyond brilliant.

xD that so fucking random

who cares about words though it's not like he's rapping

 

Wolf at The Door is close to it, though.

 

I don't like that Thom Yorke doesn't articulate when he sings :angry:

In most songs, I hear: "mmeeeeEEEEEEHHHHjjgggamhgfkjlfahfkahAhgdaaahjgjkyuuuuuheeeeeEeeeeeeooooooOOOOooooOOoooh" :|

 

I do enjoy Creep (i don't care if we're not supposed to :angry: ), No surprises, High & dry, Let Down, and There, There very much.

 

 

How dare you.

:o Radiohead rap song please.

 

"If you're having girl problems,

I feel bad for you son,

I got 99 problems,

like the environment

I got Jonny G stealing the "h" from my name,

and all those hipster pricks in my fanbase, the shame!

Rock critics who don't like Amnesiac,

I'm from the ghettos of Oxford, what kinda talk is that?

If you grew up like me, with a lazy eye,

you'd understand why I'm such a miserable guy,

I'm like "fuck you everyone, you don't understand me"

if you don't like my lyrics, you can kiss my Grammys,

got beef with radio, no we don't get along

if they don't play my hits, well name your price for my songs

and Tumblr users stealing Lotus Flower gifs

just to try and get more likes, reblogs and hits, fuckers

I don't know what you take me as

so just understand the intelligence that Thom Yorke has

I wrote OK Computer fucker, I ain't dumb,

I got 99 problems like the environment."

^This is awesome. Also:

if you don't like my lyrics, you can kiss my Grammys

Omg I dream of the day when Chris says that.

Thanks :D

 

I'm so doing a rap battle between Chris and Thom. <3

Thanks :D

 

I'm so doing a rap battle between Chris and Thom. <3

 

preferably one that makes sense.

preferably one that makes sense.

 

Sorry. Often, I misplace my swag.

 

...

 

Chris:

It’s Chris Martin bitch, you know who it is, I’m friends with

Jay and Beyoncé, and hey, I’m doing Gwyneth!

Play Glasto when I want and I sell out stadiums,

but hey, I’m still a normal guy, I’m even vegetarian,

I’m a charmer, my music puts a smile on your face,

everybody wants to be in my motherfucking place,

I’ve got millions of fans, and I’m loved by girls:

make no mistake about it, I still rule the world.

 

Thom:

Chris, you’ve ripped off my band too many times,

but you ain’t got the beats, and you ain’t got the rhymes,

And Mylo Xyloto? What pretentious shit is that?

Kid A means more and it was picked out of a hat.

Your daughter’s called Apple, but you’re more Microsoft:

your fans are forty something, middle class and posh;

I could write better music with Chris Brown and a kazoo.

You’re pathetic; not even I can fix you.

 

Chris:

Thom Yorke telling me my fans are middle class?

Don’t you come from Oxford? You pompous arse.

Pretentious? Isn’t King of Limbs about a tree?

You’re a creep, when are you gonna disappear completely?

You’re as boring as a fart and as geeky as Star Trek,

you put the “idiot” in Idioteque,

and as for naming my own fucking price;

I wouldn’t listen if you paid me, it’s not quite Paradise.

 

Thom:

Paradise? You’re joking right? That shit is mind-numbing;

I’ve been Pitchfork album of the decade, two times running.

I’m effortlessly cool, when I’m dancing like a fool,

but when you’re singing with Rihanna, I can almost see you drool,

and disappear? You and whose army gonna make me?

If I didn’t know better, I’d say “I think you’re crazy”;

and girls only like you ‘cause they think you’re gay,

I’ll always much prefer Travis to Coldplay:

you crashed after Rush, and you’ve long been dead,

you’re incomparable to the mighty Radiohead.

I am very impressed

I am very impressed

 

You should change your username to Radiohead.

No way, I like the occasional fanmail I get from teenage girls. What kind of fanmail can I get from bearded midwestern men with Art History degrees :angry:

I am very impressed

 

aren't you offended

I'm sure the band would find it hilarious, actually.

 

Also, I'd pay oh so much to see that battle happening.

I'm sure the band would find it hilarious, actually.

 

Also, I'd pay oh so much to see that battle happening.

 

Thom Yorke though would have this look on his face: