Me and my friends went Taybarns today. Me and my best friend wore big party hats and (we are the immature ones) put salt and pepper and party decorations in our drinks and mixed all the drinks up, we tied a balloon to her head and we walked around the resteraunt with our big hats and balloon on her head. We had loads of cake that we shared.

 

 

Funny.

I was at LOLplay thread

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I was at LOLplay thread

^same here, hahaha that jonny gif :laugh3:

 

 

 

OMG :laugh3:

here referance to photos that follow.

http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/top-shots-of-the-week-09-14-slideshow/jayz-rihanna-chris-martin-photo-1347583644.html#crsl=%252Fphotos%252Ftop-shots-of-the-week-09-14-slideshow%252Fmiss-piggy-photo-1347583460.html

 

 

Fashion Week isn't just for humans! In between checking out different designers' spring collections, Miss Piggy stopped by the Mercedes-Benz Star Lounge and perused the Fashion Week Daily. (9/8/2012)

 

LOL back woman Yeti

 

nobody has put the biggest LOL in history :lol:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxQwtl_giK4]"YETI" ? A Bad Lip Reading of Coldplay - YouTube[/ame]

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry', says St. Peter, 'but we have our rules.'

 

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly and nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, the 24 hours is up and it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

 

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a very pleasant time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I've decided I would be better off in hell.'

 

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

'I don't understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'

 

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday, we were campaigning ..... Today, you voted.'

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry', says St. Peter, 'but we have our rules.'

 

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.

Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly and nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, the 24 hours is up and it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

 

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a very pleasant time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I've decided I would be better off in hell.'

 

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

'I don't understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'

 

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday, we were campaigning ..... Today, you voted.'

 

Haha, well, I didn't really laughed out loud, but I grinned :D

My friends jumping on each other at lunch

So in 6th period today, we apparently got off-topic while doing notes, and the teacher was telling the students some possible first-impressions people can have on us.... When he went to me, here's what the teacher said...

 

"Baggy Rush shirt.... (I was wearing my XL Rush shirt... I got it back when I was chubby. :S ) Weed."

 

The people in my area of the room just started laughing. :P But really, that's the impression most people have on me! DO IT REALLY LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO SMOKES WEED?!

Ooh, that's a nice castle.

So in 6th period today, we apparently got off-topic while doing notes, and the teacher was telling the students some possible first-impressions people can have on us.... When he went to me, here's what the teacher said...

 

"Baggy Rush shirt.... (I was wearing my XL Rush shirt... I got it back when I was chubby. :S ) Weed."

 

The people in my area of the room just started laughing. :P But really, that's the impression most people have on me! DO IT REALLY LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO SMOKES WEED?!

From what I've learned from American movies, YES IT DOES! :lol::laugh3:

The improv we were doing today in 4th period!

 

Oh my Gotoh, I was laughing so hard. That actually made my day.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNBP18nrRdw]The iPhone 5 (Spoof): A Taller Change Than Expected - YouTube[/ame]

A lame youtube video. :wacko:

 

 

IThis is serious, this is Syria, Serious!

sammy thinks the isobars on the weather forecast is a big spiderweb :laugh3:

^ aaawww :wacky::laugh3:

 

 

http://philelsewhere.tumblr.com

^ Speaking of, if anyone's on Tumblr, can you give me some more funny Coldplay blogs

like not UGHGHggughg CHRIS MArTIN'S NECK SWEAT YES blogs

but ones that are entertaining y'know

 

thanks :lips:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQhrUj0zcY&feature=related]STUPID Pigeon lays her eggs at my balcony!! - YouTube[/ame]

 

look at that fantastic nest AHAHA :lol:

^ D'awwww, that is adorable. :lol:

^And the fact that this pigeon is not sitting ON the eggs but NEXT to them :lol:

 

 

FAIL pigeon is FAILING

Eggs for breakfast! mmm!!!;)

"i have read that pigeons are notoriously bad nest builders but this sure take the price.."

 

Hahahaha

"i have read that pigeons are notoriously bad nest builders but this sure take the price.."

 

Hahahaha

:laugh3::laugh3:

Eggs for breakfast! mmm!!!:wink2:

How convenient! :lol: