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The Mirror: Chris Martin boots Coldplay-singing intruder out of his garden

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Chris Martin was forced to boot out an intruder who broke into the grounds of the house he shares with Gwyneth Paltrow – to serenade passers-by with a few Coldplay songs.

 

Chris says: “I had a guy the other day who climbed over the gate of our house and started singing Coldplay songs to his friends on the street.” As you do.

 

The 34-year-old let him murder three or four of the band’s hits before intervening with the words: “Listen, you’re just not doing that right.”

 

He continues: “He politely left. It was bordering on intrusion. Still, it’s nice that people like the songs.”

 

Very true, Chris. But for future reference, people, it would be better if you liked Coldplay’s hits in your own home than in Chris Martin’s garden.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2011/12/27/chris-martin-boots-coldplay-singing-intruder-out-of-his-garden-115875-23661218/#ixzz1hitXfF9H

hahahahaha poor guy, pretty funny though :D

I think Chris was incredibly nice to the guy. I mean. That was too much. It was intrusion. Chris was really nice to him. :D

Never a boring day in the Martin/Paltrow family ! :laugh3:

Welcome paps

 

what is not said officially by Chris Martin, or his wife Gwyneth Paltrow does not exist.

 

The Mirror or the Sun is same paps .

Waw! Chris is really nice to that guy, not like anyone else would be...

 

Damn, does anyone else think that he looks a bit like Dr. House in this pic? :rolleyes::wink3:

It does sound funny... Nice of Chris to handle it that way too.. but it must have been a bit scary.. I mean I am sure this guy was harmless, but what if he hadn't been? :\

yeah he's really nice

 

Fieke he does that more

actually Chris is secretly Hugh Lauries younger brother :blank:

I remember him telling a story like that like a year or so ago. I can't place it exactly but it rings a bell.. :thinking:

It does sound funny... Nice of Chris to handle it that way too.. but it must have been a bit scary.. I mean I am sure this guy was harmless, but what if he hadn't been? :\

 

this story does not exist because it's the paps who invented this story .

 

expect an interview of this fact saying real by the Martin family .

yeah he's really nice

 

Fieke he does that more

actually Chris is secretly Hugh Lauries younger brother :blank:[/color]

 

 

Haha yep, and i'm Chris's secret sis :sneaky:

Haha yep, and i'm Chris's secret sis :sneaky:

 

:laugh3:

really :wideeyed:

Hmm! Chris told this story a while back. They make it sound as if it just happened.

Hmm! Chris told this story a while back. They make it sound as if it just happened.

 

when did he tell this story?

when did he tell this story?

 

It is driving me crazy b/c I can't find the original article or was it an interview? I'm sure I wasn't the only one reading or hearing it. I know this story isn't new.

Yeah I've also heard this before... But it could have happened again. It might have been the same guy too :P

 

Chris is such a kind man.

This story is a little bit older, but OH MY GOD, at the first read I really had to laugh, what a random situation that is :lol::laugh3:!!! Good thing that Chris didn't lose it and beat that guy up, but used his politeness to get him away.

 

Man, there really are freaks out there who have no shame :worried:

^:nod:

I mean, even if you got his attention, he's always going to remember you as the guy who intruded his place, singing his songs the wrong way.

 

...Actually, doesn't sound that bad. :P

Wow. If someone broke into my garden, I would have been pissed.

 

Chris seems very nice. :nice:

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