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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris

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For lovely Ellen: :heart:

 

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Will come back later this afternoon for your picspam :)

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Everybody, thanks for the sweet words :kiss:

 

It's only a small one for now.. but I'll do a proper one this weekend, since I'm be finishing my first year of university tomorrow and I have vacation! :)

 

 

'Are excercise balls supposed to be this soft?' Chris

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This one is just worth posting. Sweaty Chris.

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'What? There's a woman checking out my ass? Where?' Chris

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'I got me teeth whitened!' Chris

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'Gently hand me the caaaaaaake....' Chris

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'WHEN will Gwyn & Jon EVER stop fighting over me?' Chris

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He likes to move it Chris

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Puppy eyes Chris

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'Hey you' Chris :wacky:

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'Dude, ONE MORE LOOK at my Jon and I'll .......' Chris

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'Dead mosquito in 3...2....1...' Chris

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'Jon here has an idea' Chris

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'Oh, there she is... my Tash...' Chris :wink3: :lol:

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Hyperactive frontman Chris

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'I just wanna make you sweat' Chris :bomb:

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'I dare you. Pull my finger.' Chris

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Dirty mind Chris

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Orangutan impression Chris

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'You know what they say about guys with big guitars... right?' Chris

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Chris 'the arms' Martin

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'Oh, there she is... my Tash...' Chris :wink3: :lol:

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:wacko:

Everybody, thanks for the sweet words :kiss:

 

It's only a small one for now.. but I'll do a proper one this weekend, since I'm be finishing my first year of university tomorrow and I have vacation! :)

 

 

'Are excercise balls supposed to be this soft?' Chris

yellowball.jpg

 

This one is just worth posting. Sweaty Chris.

worthposting.jpg

 

'What? There's a woman checking out my ass? Where?' Chris

womanu.jpg

 

'I got me teeth whitened!' Chris

teethcleaned.jpg

 

'Gently hand me the caaaaaaake....' Chris

slowlycake.jpg

 

'WHEN will Gwyn & Jon EVER stop fighting over me?' Chris

shutupc.jpg

 

He likes to move it Chris

shakei.gif

 

Puppy eyes Chris

puppyeyes.gif

 

'Hey you' Chris :wacky:

onethatiwant.jpg

 

'Dude, ONE MORE LOOK at my Jon and I'll .......' Chris

onemorelook.jpg

 

'Dead mosquito in 3...2....1...' Chris

mosquitoc.jpg

 

'Jon here has an idea' Chris

lightbulbd.jpg

 

'Oh, there she is... my Tash...' Chris :wink3: :lol:

hypnotizep.jpg

 

Hyperactive frontman Chris

hyperp.jpg

 

'I just wanna make you sweat' Chris :bomb:

hhhnngghhh.jpg

 

'I dare you. Pull my finger.' Chris

fingerpull.jpg

 

Dirty mind Chris

dirtymindd.jpg

 

Orangutan impression Chris

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'You know what they say about guys with big guitars... right?' Chris

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Chris 'the arms' Martin

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Haha, you should just quote this whole post in the LOLdplay thread...BRILLIANT!!!:lol:

Chris being funny again :

 

Steve Jobes fixed Chris Martin's computer - LoL - YouTube

 

:dazzled: :dazzled:

 

Today my boyfriend said to me "I know you want your degree just to earn enough money to go to every Coldplay gig" "It's not true! I want be their engineer!" "..." "They will never need a computer engineer right? :cry:"

NOW I KNOW! I'LL FIX CHRIS' COMPUTERS!

 

 

I totally love this song...

 

One word: MARRIAGE,lol.;)

 

or PUBERTY! :laugh3:

 

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WONDERFUL ELLEN.. she is MEMBER OF THE MONTH!!!![/color][/size]

 

YAY!! congratulations hunny.. you deserve it.. not only for your lovely comments but for trying to stand in for Tash the other week... so not possible! LOL..

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

GIRLS!!

 

MY USERNAME IS NOW YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!! :dance:

 

"Look at your nick...

Look how it shines for YOUUUUUUU!":D

 

:D:D:D:D:D CONGRATULATIONS ELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Everybody, thanks for the sweet words :kiss:

 

It's only a small one for now.. but I'll do a proper one this weekend, since I'm be finishing my first year of university tomorrow and I have vacation! :)

 

 

'Are excercise balls supposed to be this soft?' Chris

yellowball.jpg

 

This one is just worth posting. Sweaty Chris.

worthposting.jpg

 

'What? There's a woman checking out my ass? Where?' Chris

womanu.jpg

 

'I got me teeth whitened!' Chris

teethcleaned.jpg

 

'Gently hand me the caaaaaaake....' Chris

slowlycake.jpg

 

'WHEN will Gwyn & Jon EVER stop fighting over me?' Chris

shutupc.jpg

 

He likes to move it Chris

shakei.gif

 

Puppy eyes Chris

puppyeyes.gif

 

'Hey you' Chris :wacky:

onethatiwant.jpg

 

'Dude, ONE MORE LOOK at my Jon and I'll .......' Chris

onemorelook.jpg

 

'Dead mosquito in 3...2....1...' Chris

mosquitoc.jpg

 

'Jon here has an idea' Chris

lightbulbd.jpg

 

'Oh, there she is... my Tash...' Chris :wink3: :lol:

hypnotizep.jpg

 

Hyperactive frontman Chris

hyperp.jpg

 

'I just wanna make you sweat' Chris :bomb:

hhhnngghhh.jpg

 

'I dare you. Pull my finger.' Chris

fingerpull.jpg

 

Dirty mind Chris

dirtymindd.jpg

 

Orangutan impression Chris

28450379.png

 

'You know what they say about guys with big guitars... right?' Chris

bigguitar.jpg

 

Chris 'the arms' Martin

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:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: JUST PERFECT!

 

 

I needed to relieve stress and bad feelings at the gym today...my head is still aching

 

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Tongue :D

have good night girls, good dream ;)

 

 

 

 

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dream too :lips: :P

thanks night Céline

 

I had heard Chris mentioning something about a girl called Emma in an interview, once, I think, but I didn't know about that story! OHMYGOD!

It makes me love him even more! :dazzled: GO CHRIS! :awesome:

 

OHMY I just thought of something: what if Shiver was written about her ? I say it could be :nod:

 

this interview

A former girlfriend of Coldplay's Chris Martin has told how she spurned his advances before he became famous.

 

Emma Holland says he was a "geek" who wore braces but admits falling for him after he became a star, only for him to reject her.

 

In an article in Elle magazine, reported in the Evening Standard, Holland says she has no regrets and wishes Martin every happiness.

 

She met the singer four years ago when she was a 20-year-old student at Oxford and was asked to interview his band for her college paper.

 

"Instead of the cool, trendy singer I had expected, he was dressed like a folk musician in a chunky-knit jumper. He also seemed insanely excited, grinning through a set of silver braces," she said.

 

Holland says she wasn't attracted to him, but found his childlike-naivety charming and got to know him over the next few days. One evening, he "leaned over and pressed his mouth to mine". A week later she was in bed when there was a knock at the door which, thinking it might be him, she didn't answer.

 

"Then I heard my door open, and his footsteps echo across the floor. He sat on the edge of my bed and stroked my cheek. "You're amazing," he whispered. I pretended I was asleep until he finally got up and left."

 

Two years later, she went to see Coldplay in concert. By now, Martin was a star, the band's debut album was high in the charts and they were playing sell-out gigs across the country.

 

She says: "When Chris came on stage, the transformation was remarkable. He looked healthy and tanned, cleanshaven with gel-styled hair. With his braces gone his smile wasn't goofy any more - it was sexy."

 

Afterwards, she went backstage and suddenly, Martin appeared: "Before I knew it, he planted a kiss on my cheek. "What are you doing afterwards?" he asked."

 

They met at a bar and: "Before long we were flirting and, I admit it, where before he'd irritated me, I now felt flattered.

 

"I felt closer to him than ever. We were alone and, regardless of all that had happened, he still wanted to be with me. We made our way back to a friend's house for a night together," she said.

 

"A few days later the phone rang. It was Chris, but this time his tone wasn't affectionate. He said he felt bad about what happened that night because it had been "shallow", that he'd only wanted something he couldn't have before.

 

"I felt misunderstood. I had been shallow before in not accepting Chris the "geek", but my new-found feelings had little to do with his fame.

 

"Chris had changed - his insecurity had been replaced by confidence and self-belief. Fame had made him into just the man I was attracted to, just as I could no longer have him."

 

you know what, I understand why he said this story on stage , the bad experience he had before.

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this Emma at the same time not take itself to shit, the kind of modern woman singeing. vamp

Gwynnie has never been a woman like this, it is a reserved woman who does not drag really. that's why he was conquered and married Gwynnie

Everybody, thanks for the sweet words :kiss:

 

It's only a small one for now.. but I'll do a proper one this weekend, since I'm be finishing my first year of university tomorrow and I have vacation! :)

 

 

'Are excercise balls supposed to be this soft?' Chris

yellowball.jpg

 

This one is just worth posting. Sweaty Chris.

worthposting.jpg

 

'What? There's a woman checking out my ass? Where?' Chris

womanu.jpg

 

'I got me teeth whitened!' Chris

teethcleaned.jpg

 

'Gently hand me the caaaaaaake....' Chris

slowlycake.jpg

 

'WHEN will Gwyn & Jon EVER stop fighting over me?' Chris

shutupc.jpg

 

He likes to move it Chris

shakei.gif

 

Puppy eyes Chris

puppyeyes.gif

 

'Hey you' Chris :wacky:

onethatiwant.jpg

 

'Dude, ONE MORE LOOK at my Jon and I'll .......' Chris

onemorelook.jpg

 

'Dead mosquito in 3...2....1...' Chris

mosquitoc.jpg

 

'Jon here has an idea' Chris

lightbulbd.jpg

 

'Oh, there she is... my Tash...' Chris :wink3: :lol:

hypnotizep.jpg

 

Hyperactive frontman Chris

hyperp.jpg

 

'I just wanna make you sweat' Chris :bomb:

hhhnngghhh.jpg

 

'I dare you. Pull my finger.' Chris

fingerpull.jpg

 

Dirty mind Chris

dirtymindd.jpg

 

Orangutan impression Chris

28450379.png

 

'You know what they say about guys with big guitars... right?' Chris

bigguitar.jpg

 

Chris 'the arms' Martin

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LOVE IT! And here you have it folks...why our Ellen is the MOTM! Funny as hell as usual. :laugh3:

 

 

And heeellloooooo! "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes..."

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I'm not sure if they're going to know what to do when they don't have to play in torrential rain.

^:dazzled::dazzled:

 

Well if you want Chris you can completely take off that shirt, go on :wink3:

Please :|

 

Is he teasing us or what??? :D Chris, Take it off if it's wet and bothering you. :wink3:

 

 

have good night girls, good dream ;)

 

 

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dream too :lips: :P

 

Good night, Lory! That last pic is so hot :dazzled:

 

Night night xxx

 

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^:heart: Good night, Kristal!

Hi, girls!!! I have great news!!!!!!!

I'm PREGNANT!!!!

 

 

 

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you know what I mean?

:wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3:

 

 

And heeellloooooo! "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes..."

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OMFG.:drunk:

 

:dazzled:

WOW.. that is ONE hell of a way to wake up! I have NO time.. I have to leave NOW..

 

But yowser.. Take it off! woo..

 

Umm, fab pic spam as usual Eli.. xxx

 

Love and kisses all and SEE YOU TONIGHT.

 

KEKA! OMG I just saw your post.. wow.. CONGRATULATIONS!!! Woohoo!!

ugh, I'm late to the party.... AGAIN!

 

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR WONDERFUL ELLEN.. she is MEMBER OF THE MONTH!!!![/color][/size]

 

YAY!! congratulations hunny.. you deserve it.. not only for your lovely comments but for trying to stand in for Tash the other week... so not possible! LOL..

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Ellen!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!

How great is that! You really deserve it.

You gave a whole new direction to picspams.

Love the one you posted (as usual), laughed my ass of and adored the subject even more!

Good luck on finisching that essay and then time for vacation!

 

Let's look for hi-res closeups of this tomorrow - from tonight's concert:

 

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Gosh, I need to tickle that belly!

(and help the man get out of his wet clothes, he might catch a cold with it you know!)

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May well be posted here before.:P But a more serious problem is can you guys see these pics?

Hi, girls!!! I have great news!!!!!!!

I'm PREGNANT!!!!

 

 

 

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you know what I mean?

:wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3: :wink3:

 

 

Post of the year :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Morning girls

Post of the year :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

Morning girls

 

morning! :nice:

 

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May well be posted here before.:P But a more serious problem is can you guys see these pics?

 

no i can't see :\

 

 

no i can't see :\

 

Ok..well...how about this time.But these pics should be GIF format,I don't know why they don't move after I uploading to the album.:\

 

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