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This actually upsets me...I mean for fucks sake, the flashes alone blind you and now he is driving a car with flashes in his face...doesnt anyone think in this world anymore....its not worth a stupid photo of him if you are gonna possibly cause an accident...fucking paparazzi

 

I was thinking the same thing. Leave them be for God's sake.

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This actually upsets me...I mean for fucks sake, the flashes alone blind you and now he is driving a car with flashes in his face...doesnt anyone think in this world anymore....its not worth a stupid photo of him if you are gonna possibly cause an accident...fucking paparazzi

 

He could drive right through them GTA style and he probably wouldn't face charges...

 

But then again he's Chris Martin and would probably drive into a snakepit rather than run over a load of the paparazzi :)

 

 

He probably thought about it once or twice though :lol:

 

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He could drive right through them GTA style and he probably wouldn't face charges...

 

But then again he's Chris Martin and would probably drive into a snakepit before running over a load of the paparazzi :)

 

 

He probably thought about it once or twice though :lol:

 

Better out than in! Okay to entertain the thought. Lol.

 

Lucky for the paps he is such a beautiful man.

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chris and lily allen are leaving from Kate Hudson's halloween party last week, click if you want to see weird paparazzi photos :D http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/chris-martin-and-lily-allen-leave-kate-hudson-s-halloween-party/chris-martin-lily-allen-12/

stay strong Batman, don't click the link, DON'T CLICK IT

 

 

 

 

 

 

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

 

 

*clicks it*

 

This actually upsets me...I mean for fucks sake, the flashes alone blind you and now he is driving a car with flashes in his face...doesnt anyone think in this world anymore....its not worth a stupid photo of him if you are gonna possibly cause an accident...fucking paparazzi

^ That's exactly the reaction I had when I saw the pictures, those paparazzi people are a fucking threat.

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He could drive right through them GTA style and he probably wouldn't face charges...

LOLDPLAY INCOMING :awesome:

 

 

Cop: "Excuse me sir"

Chris: *Rolls down the car window* "Officer?"

Cop: "You just ran over 7 people with your car"

Chris: "Are you sure?"

Cop: "There's blood all over your windshield sir"

Chris: "Oh. No, that's dirt."

Cop: "Yeahhh.. exit the car, hands above your head."

Chris: "Alright." *steps out of the car, takes the sunglasses and hat off*

Cop: "Okay now gi-HOLY MOLY"

Chris: "Is anything wrong officer?"

Cop: :stunned: "I have to arrest you for uh... what arE YOU DOING"

Chris: "I'm just taking off my shirt, I'm feeling rather hot right now."

Cop: "Jesus" :wideeyed:

Chris: "You see, there were these flashing lights in front of my car and I thought they were Aliens, and you know how Aliens always want to harm us and kill everything so I had to fight them, right? So I-"

Cop: "Yeah yeah, I have to arrest you now, and uhh.. bring you somewhere where you are save from these Paparazzi" :nod:

Chris: "Aliens"

Cop: "Aliens yes" :nod:

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LOLDPLAY INCOMING :awesome:

 

 

Cop: "Excuse me sir"

Chris: *Rolls down the car window* "Officer?"

Cop: "You just ran over 7 people with your car"

Chris: "Are you sure?"

Cop: "There's blood all over your windshield sir"

Chris: "Oh. No, that's dirt."

Cop: "Yeahhh.. exit the car, hands above your head."

Chris: "Alright." *steps out of the car, takes the sunglasses and hat off*

Cop: "Okay now gi-HOLY MOLY"

Chris: "Is anything wrong officer?"

Cop: :stunned: "I have to arrest you for uh... what arE YOU DOING"

Chris: "I'm just taking off my shirt, I'm feeling rather hot right now."

Cop: "Jesus" :wideeyed:

Chris: "You see, there were these flashing lights in front of my car and I thought they were Aliens, and you know how Aliens always want to harm us and kill everything so I had to fight them, right? So I-"

Cop: "Yeah yeah, I have to arrest you now, and uhh.. bring you somewhere where you are save from these Paparazzi" :nod:

Chris: "Aliens"

Cop: "Aliens yes" :nod:

 

HAHAHA! YES!

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LOLDPLAY INCOMING :awesome:

 

 

Cop: "Excuse me sir"

Chris: *Rolls down the car window* "Officer?"

Cop: "You just ran over 7 people with your car"

Chris: "Are you sure?"

Cop: "There's blood all over your windshield sir"

Chris: "Oh. No, that's dirt."

Cop: "Yeahhh.. exit the car, hands above your head."

Chris: "Alright." *steps out of the car, takes the sunglasses and hat off*

Cop: "Okay now gi-HOLY MOLY"

Chris: "Is anything wrong officer?"

Cop: :stunned: "I have to arrest you for uh... what arE YOU DOING"

Chris: "I'm just taking off my shirt, I'm feeling rather hot right now."

Cop: "Jesus" :wideeyed:

Chris: "You see, there were these flashing lights in front of my car and I thought they were Aliens, and you know how Aliens always want to harm us and kill everything so I had to fight them, right? So I-"

Cop: "Yeah yeah, I have to arrest you now, and uhh.. bring you somewhere where you are save from these Paparazzi" :nod:

Chris: "Aliens"

Cop: "Aliens yes" :nod:

ahahahaHAHAHAHA

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^ His face when everybody starts squealing (even the men) cracks me up AHAHAH

 

 

Must be so friggn annoying hearing that everytime he shows some skin LOL

 

 

He has done it on purpose, so I think he is far from being annoyed by the reaction :charming:

 

He is sexy & he knows it :sneaky:

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