whenIlookintoyoureyes Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 This actually upsets me...I mean for fucks sake, the flashes alone blind you and now he is driving a car with flashes in his face...doesnt anyone think in this world anymore....its not worth a stupid photo of him if you are gonna possibly cause an accident...fucking paparazzi I was thinking the same thing. Leave them be for God's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARoBttH14 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 This actually upsets me...I mean for fucks sake, the flashes alone blind you and now he is driving a car with flashes in his face...doesnt anyone think in this world anymore....its not worth a stupid photo of him if you are gonna possibly cause an accident...fucking paparazzi He could drive right through them GTA style and he probably wouldn't face charges... But then again he's Chris Martin and would probably drive into a snakepit rather than run over a load of the paparazzi :) He probably thought about it once or twice though :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whenIlookintoyoureyes Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 He could drive right through them GTA style and he probably wouldn't face charges... But then again he's Chris Martin and would probably drive into a snakepit before running over a load of the paparazzi :) He probably thought about it once or twice though :lol: Better out than in! Okay to entertain the thought. Lol. Lucky for the paps he is such a beautiful man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 chris and lily allen are leaving from Kate Hudson's halloween party last week, click if you want to see weird paparazzi photos :D http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/chris-martin-and-lily-allen-leave-kate-hudson-s-halloween-party/chris-martin-lily-allen-12/ stay strong Batman, don't click the link, DON'T CLICK IT HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *clicks it* This actually upsets me...I mean for fucks sake, the flashes alone blind you and now he is driving a car with flashes in his face...doesnt anyone think in this world anymore....its not worth a stupid photo of him if you are gonna possibly cause an accident...fucking paparazzi ^ That's exactly the reaction I had when I saw the pictures, those paparazzi people are a fucking threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 He could drive right through them GTA style and he probably wouldn't face charges... LOLDPLAY INCOMING :awesome: Cop: "Excuse me sir" Chris: *Rolls down the car window* "Officer?" Cop: "You just ran over 7 people with your car" Chris: "Are you sure?" Cop: "There's blood all over your windshield sir" Chris: "Oh. No, that's dirt." Cop: "Yeahhh.. exit the car, hands above your head." Chris: "Alright." *steps out of the car, takes the sunglasses and hat off* Cop: "Okay now gi-HOLY MOLY" Chris: "Is anything wrong officer?" Cop: :stunned: "I have to arrest you for uh... what arE YOU DOING" Chris: "I'm just taking off my shirt, I'm feeling rather hot right now." Cop: "Jesus" :wideeyed: Chris: "You see, there were these flashing lights in front of my car and I thought they were Aliens, and you know how Aliens always want to harm us and kill everything so I had to fight them, right? So I-" Cop: "Yeah yeah, I have to arrest you now, and uhh.. bring you somewhere where you are save from these Paparazzi" :nod: Chris: "Aliens" Cop: "Aliens yes" :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARoBttH14 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 LOLDPLAY INCOMING :awesome: Cop: "Excuse me sir" Chris: *Rolls down the car window* "Officer?" Cop: "You just ran over 7 people with your car" Chris: "Are you sure?" Cop: "There's blood all over your windshield sir" Chris: "Oh. No, that's dirt." Cop: "Yeahhh.. exit the car, hands above your head." Chris: "Alright." *steps out of the car, takes the sunglasses and hat off* Cop: "Okay now gi-HOLY MOLY" Chris: "Is anything wrong officer?" Cop: :stunned: "I have to arrest you for uh... what arE YOU DOING" Chris: "I'm just taking off my shirt, I'm feeling rather hot right now." Cop: "Jesus" :wideeyed: Chris: "You see, there were these flashing lights in front of my car and I thought they were Aliens, and you know how Aliens always want to harm us and kill everything so I had to fight them, right? So I-" Cop: "Yeah yeah, I have to arrest you now, and uhh.. bring you somewhere where you are save from these Paparazzi" :nod: Chris: "Aliens" Cop: "Aliens yes" :nod: HAHAHA! YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 HAHAHA! YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greengoose Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Leave it to Batty to make me laugh so loud that I woke up the dog at half 12 this fine evening lolol Well done my friend x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Leave it to Batty to make me laugh so loud that I woke up the dog at half 12 this fine evening lolol Well done my friend x Always my pleasure :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grids Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 LOLDPLAY INCOMING :awesome: Cop: "Excuse me sir" Chris: *Rolls down the car window* "Officer?" Cop: "You just ran over 7 people with your car" Chris: "Are you sure?" Cop: "There's blood all over your windshield sir" Chris: "Oh. No, that's dirt." Cop: "Yeahhh.. exit the car, hands above your head." Chris: "Alright." *steps out of the car, takes the sunglasses and hat off* Cop: "Okay now gi-HOLY MOLY" Chris: "Is anything wrong officer?" Cop: :stunned: "I have to arrest you for uh... what arE YOU DOING" Chris: "I'm just taking off my shirt, I'm feeling rather hot right now." Cop: "Jesus" :wideeyed: Chris: "You see, there were these flashing lights in front of my car and I thought they were Aliens, and you know how Aliens always want to harm us and kill everything so I had to fight them, right? So I-" Cop: "Yeah yeah, I have to arrest you now, and uhh.. bring you somewhere where you are save from these Paparazzi" :nod: Chris: "Aliens" Cop: "Aliens yes" :nod: ahahahaHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gai Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 chris listed at 4th on British GQ's cool list: the reasons though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coeurli Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Half of the reasons are absolute bullshit, that's too bad :( The last two though.... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safy Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 not new, but a nice sight nevertheless :wideeyed: :charming: http://instagram.com/p/vQ-N44FhMt/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 ^ His face when everybody starts squealing (even the men) cracks me up AHAHAH Must be so friggn annoying hearing that everytime he shows some skin LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safy Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 ^ His face when everybody starts squealing (even the men) cracks me up AHAHAH Must be so friggn annoying hearing that everytime he shows some skin LOL He has done it on purpose, so I think he is far from being annoyed by the reaction :charming: He is sexy & he knows it :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny and the cake Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 He has done it on purpose, so I think he is far from being annoyed by the reaction :charming: He is sexy & he knows it :sneaky: are u on twitter? cause i think we follow each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postcards Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 not new, but a nice sight nevertheless :wideeyed: :charming: http://instagram.com/p/vQ-N44FhMt/ What a tease!! :charming: :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisna Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 So, it looks like he was not at the Mockingjay premiere in London, was he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safy Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 London: Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 London: Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremyy Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 what is he biting??? and more important: why is he biting that thing and looking absolutely cute at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 what is he biting??? looks like some kind of business card holder and more important: why is he biting that thing and looking absolutely cute at the same time because he can lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldplayer_101 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I've been busy again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safy Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Yesterday: X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safy Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I've been busy again Oh..:dead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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