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These are true stories supposedly... * Don't let worry kill you- let the church help. * Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. * Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. * For those of you who have children and didn't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. * The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. * This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. * Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come…

A good programme was on the TV last night. Here is a link that is worth trying and you might know yourself better. I was not suprasied with my result. I am a Inovert ! Energetic and creative taking inspiration from everyone they meet Enjoy flexible work environments with few rules and many opportunities for fun Think of themselves as imaginative, sociable and sympathetic May not think logically about their ideas http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/whatamilike/index.shtml

Anyone know any great hangover cures Basically, I have a buddy that gets hangovers a lot and as I never seem to suffer from them, I was wondering if anyone knew any? :lol:

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 25 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad st…

How many hurricanes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

tried this on the other forum..now want to know ur opinions :) i personally think its going to be due to world war three..but...those monkeys have been acting strange..hmm...and i dont think we can take another stupid reality tv show.

So there's been a lot complaining about "ors" in answer the question abouve you topic,so I say let's make "or" thread. No answering your own questions. So to start. British or Amercian comedys?

Ok Folks, I've basically decided to leave the boards. I have had a really great time here, dont get me wrong, and I think I have made some good friends, but basically, It has been be made clearly aware that ever since I have arrived, I have been enormously responsible for the discomfort and general unhappiness at the boards, and while it is true that I should be looking out for my own enjoyment as well, with University in near proximity, it is probably for the best that I leave here. For the people that have been so welcoming while I have been here, many thanks for the great times, and I hope to stay in contact with many of you! All the best, David

And it feels so lonley :bigcry: I hope I have not scared everyone off.

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. “Hey, what's that?” “A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.” “Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room. “Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!” “Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Try the job predictor and the love predictor My ideal job is a Superhero and apparently think foreplay is talking about it. Give it a go.

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents." :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P

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I am the KING, hear me roar, I am too big to ignore!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admi…

Come on, congratulate me. You know you want to. :tongue:

...FAT!

look at the stars by gary spivack, was probably one of the best band books i have ever read and it changed my life, this guy has done an amazing job documenting the life of coldplay and i now love them more than i thought i could, just wanted to share that with you all, its an amazing book you should all read.

http://www.kiddofspeed.com/chapter1.html :blank:

I know must be kinda annoying all those quiz(who are u)- threads But try it if u want to :/ http://quizme.stvlive.com/poohpersonality/quiz.php I'm the owl

Hear you talk so loud and clear Can't help feeling something's near Though you've not said much You said it all Been four weeks it starts to show Last in line for you I know Though you've not said much You said it all But I'd stay for you I'd go right through I'd be here close When you need it most I'd be around If you felt down I'd bring you flowers Sit and talk for hours Finish up and dry my face I'm shining like a new penny I'll never light your eyes up like they should But I'd stay for you I'd help you through Though your not mine Already knew I'd cheer you up If you felt down I'd make you smile I'd be around I'd stay for you I'd …

this board sucks major smelly salty and crusty donkey balls - lately cheers :)

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Honour of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." …

Want to use Gmail but haven't had an invite? They are pretty rare to get hold of but Coldplaying.com has two to give away! All you have to do is answer the following question: Q. What was the last festival that Coldplay played at? Answers to [email protected] by the closing date of 31 August, and the first two correct entries out of the hat will get an invite. Only one entry per email address. Ian