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A Horoscope For The Workplace ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy, and what you watch on TV. Well, the Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by your job title, people will have you all figured out... MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing, which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. SALES: Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "m…

All my buddies...I'm so busy and sometimes i can join here... and for that reason i miss you....all my guys.....to all of you... Ari, Ivi, Joy, My sexy Eric, My blushy Kyle, The funny Gabriel, my cute David (I'm always talking to him), There, ALISON...GOD I MISS THAT GIRL, Mimi, Tanith, Alessa (where the hell si she btw?), Denise (she's really cool)... IAANNNN.... I MISS IAN A LOT! and the rest of you my babes.... :cry: :cry:

The American Dairy Association was so successful with its "Got Milk?" campaign, that it was decided to extend the ads to Mexico. Unfortunately, the Spanish translation was "Are you lactating?" Electrolux, a Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer, used this ad in the U.S.: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." Colgate introduced a toothpaste called "Cue" in France, but it turned out to be the same name as a well-known porno magazine. When Braniff translated a slogan touting its upholstery, "Fly in leather," it came out in Spanish as "Fly naked." Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea." Chicken magnate Fra…

1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read. 2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues. 3. America''s Oil Companies For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don''t mix. 4. Yasser Arafat & Ariel Sharon For those 2 consecutive days last March when no Israelis or Palestinians killed each other. 5. Bill Gates For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recessi…

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federa…

September air comes cold Feelings rush back and unfold Speeding, crashing, burning through Memories in my mind of you Gone so fast too fast to catch Years have gone and can't come back So now i've closed my eyes Closing seconds of our time See the shore light up night sky See the beach swing summers high August shower after heat Smell of rain on dry concrete Feel the air turn cold around See leaves fall blur the ground Wet road slide slither by Catch reflections petrol sky Will you wait here It's coming around near When I feel I can't move on And my will is not so strong Moments of uncertainty Behind your smile I want to be Down the front where…

KING!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...d=2213&ncid=716 This is huge news! Case closed! Thoughts?

...fucking stink! :angry:

Did she leave us for good? :cry:

An 'Official Thread' for all the other 'Official Thread' threads. Hmm looking at the word 'thread' too many times makes it look wrong. Nice. :stunned:

Okay, this is getting interesting now, lets see if this thread can beat all the 'david' threads!! :o :o LET'S DO IT!

Now, I am a married women so I cannot partake in this... BUT I found out this morning that Chris Martin is no longer dating Gwyeth Paltrow. She apparently broke off the relationship after two months (is the girl high?) and has begun dating some prince from some land. ;) So, he is back on the market ladies. I have enjoy this at a great distance. :silly: Jen

Universe! I have heard rumours that there ANOTHER King here... he says he is King of You. I agree. He is royalty...Very Noble, but rather than a King...I say more like QUEEN he says You, I say Mutants from Sector 7G pity him people! pity him! hugs and kisses The King (uh huh huh...thank you very much :cool: )

last time was in 1996 after a mega drinking session in spain, when did YOU las let it all flow?

I've been gone for a weekend and everything has changed :lol:

...posting @ forum.coldplaying.com??????.... :) I remember being looking for people who I can practice english!! (the language...lol)... but @ the same time I was looking for coldplay pics and news!....that´s how I got first into coldplaying.com...thanks to yahoo! :) ...and then I saw there´s was a forum! :D ...and there you go!.... the next is history!... :cool: the best choice to practice and know all the gossips!... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but that´s not the only thing I got...cause by my luck...I had learned loads of stuff...whether is for gud or not...I like it a lot! :smug: now... your turn!....tell meeeeeeeeeeee! :D

This thread is dedicated to Denise and her 12000th posts, she's beating the living hell outta me and there's no way im ever gonna reach her haha Congratz girl! keep it up :cool:

>The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle >Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. > >At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "since you've >been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed >the world, your reward is, you can hang out with >anyone you want in Heaven." > >Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, >"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur >to the Throne Room, and introduced him >to God. > >God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you >were the one who invented Harley motorcycles, eh?!" > >Arthur said, "Ya, that's me..." &g…

Well?!!

So.. What turns you on? What do you find totally disgusting? Personally I think bondage fetishes are just really perverted and foot fetishes eeeeeeeeeeeeek i mean, they dont have those bazooka those varooka (sp) things for no reasons and some people dont clean between there toes :stunned: :( :huh:

when will coldplaying be back? :huh: do we have to register again?

I was just reading an article about the anti-war protests in Greece, and I couldn't help but feel disappointed at the way the rest of the world seems to perceive America. Specifically, not in a very positive light. Well, I just want you to know that most of us here in the ol' US of A don't really see war as a "good" thing (and yeah, maybe we believed the WMD spin from Colin Powell a year and a half ago, but we've seen how little truth there was to that since then), and that we're not as self-centered and stupid as you may think we are from international news coverage. Basically, please don't judge us all based on our current presidential administration. We're nice, …

Come to think of it, its unbelievable how time flies. It seemed like it was yesterday that I registered for the forums. :confused:

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