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give me ur heart and ur soul :cool: ( not u david) :D

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't m…

A thread for mimixx. I don't know her name yet ??? :huh: however she deserves dedicated one for her. My Big Bother sister ! :) Show your love for her here !

:cool: Happy Birthday! Have an amazing day! :P ;)

(Okay, probably you're sick and tired of all those party threads... but oh well, screw you, i'll start a new party thread anyways cos...) REN REACHED 4000 POSTS Ta-da! isnt it a glorious day for the coldplaying community? Three parties in the last 3 weeks. ren, from now on you're officially the board's partyboy. I'll call avril right now and she'll strip for us while we listen to the strokes, muse and radiohead. This is gunna be one hell of a party, i tell ya.

I feel like I'm on a total caffeine rush, and it's totally because of this great idea Ren had tonight that I'm still laughing about! I don't know if I should share the idea here, but I will share that I feel totally high thanks to Ren! Ren, you are the perfect drug. Amanda .. you are my drug buddy. "She's coming over We'll go out walking Make the call on the way She's in the phone booth now I'm looking in There comes a smile to her face"

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbour strolls over. The neighbour tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbour asks what the problem is. "Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse." "What kind of question?" the neighbour asks. "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly." "That's easy," says the neighbour. "You just say, 'Of course I will'". "Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"

Nikki and Marie, havent seen them in ages! :bigcry: Whatever happened to them? :(

:o what the hell is the world coming to? i swear, one sick sick world

yeah, yeah yeah.... :cool:

Scientists in Australia are to study the world's last remaining wild herd of cows in an attempt to reveal why those in captivity show lesbian tendencies. In a study that is set to flare up the "nature/nurture" debate once again, the researchers from the University of Queensland will travel to Malaysia to study the herd. They say that, amongst other things, they hope to discover why female cows mount each other during their fertile periods. If the wild animals also show interest in same-sex behaviour, they claim they will be able to see that domestication has no impact on sexual tendencies. Additionally, such an outcome would suggest that same-sex attraction is…

go to channel 453 cos Q is having a Coldplay weekend and they are playing unusual stuff like the US version of Trouble as well as the normal stuff!! :D :D Yay Clocks is on at the moment!!

i'm reactive depressive and suicidal. been on meds for 2.5 months.

I wonder that myself

"Scream" and "Madonna", pictures of the famous artist Edvard Munch were stolen at gunpoint from an Oslo museum, it's the second time in a decade the artist's work has been taken from the Norwegian capital. :stunned: :stunned: If u don't know them... those are the pictures and u will se then... :stunned: The scream ^^ And Madonna ^^ :(

This is ur thread man, we will talk about how cool and hot u are coz u deserve it, great pal and fellow oasis freak..not even Dio is as hot and funny as you ( haha sorry, i just picked up a random guy name):kiss: I'll make u pay for this thread when night falls bitchy thom if u know what i mean :wink3: :lol:

Come on peeps, you can spank whoever you want to spank here!!! :) :smug: *Spanks Brit, you're too much today* :/

Click here for Kinky Test I got 146...Wow...Average...but hey, if sleeping with people of the same sex and the dislike of S&M makes me bland, then so be it :lol:

Three men are on long walk, and the weather gets bad so they decide to stop in a motel for the night. They asked the lady behind the desk for three single rooms. The lady said they only had one room with a double bed. So the men decide they’ll just share that bed for the night. The next morning, the man sleeping on the right side of the bed said, “I had this dream someone was giving me a handjob.” The man who slept on the left side said he’d had the same dream. The man who slept in the middle said, “I had a dream I was skiing...”

Drinking urine can eliminate sinus trouble, turn grey hair black and even cure cancer, a Thai academic said, citing a study of local Buddhists who engage in the unorthodox practice. Ratree Cheepudomwit, of the Thai Traditional and Alternative Medicine Development Department, said hundreds of urine drinkers attested that consuming a daily cup worked wonders for their overall health and helped slow the ageing process. She said that in June she queried 250 members of Santi Asoke, a strict indigenous Buddhist movement believed to have thousands of followers, and 204 respondents said they had learned from ancient Buddhist manucripts that drinking one's urine improved h…

My sister is a very intelligent woman when it comes to "book smarts," but a little naive in the ways of the real world. She used to work as a waitress, which I won't knock, because it IS a hard job. But when the cooks told her to go to the basement (restaurant had no basement) to get the dehydrated water, she searched for the basement entrance for an hour before realizing she'd been the butt of a joke. Another time, one of the salad girls had been busy, so my sister decided to make the salad herself. Just as she was carrying it to the customer, the salad girl grabbed her and said "what are you doing?" My sister said "well, she asked for the dressing on the side." Yo…

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The top poster of the "what are you listening to right now?" thread turned 18 today (i think.. well, that's what the boards thing says) have a good birthday man, "walking for the beach" (haha sorry, inside joke again) and listening to your Guns and roses. Happy birthday :cool:

A man has been stranded in teh desert for weeks, he's run out of all his supplies and is now crawling through the sand. He sees a man up ahead, and crawls on over to him. "water! water!" he croaks to the man in front of him. "I'm sorry, sir, have no water, but plenty ties. You want tie, I have silk ties, satin ties. . " "Water!" "Sorry, sir, only ties" So the man crawls on. About an hour later, he happens upon another man. *surely he must have water, out here inthe desert* he thinks, so he crawls over to him and begs for "water! Please, give me water!" "So sorry, sir, no water, but plenty ties. Look, I have big ties, small ties, bow ties . . ." "No, I need wat…

Well....who wanna join? we try to make the opposite to Brady's.... what do you think?