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that they hated us because we are like the Brady Bunch.... :o

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. The sales girl says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; 'cause it's sooooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she…

Well there is "tampon" and "penis" thread,and no arse thread,which is like so unfair. So here i presnt you the ARSE thread. Post on.

what length and shape is yours? yes i will check mine when i get home :wink3:

On this birthday wish you the best life has to offer. I really hope you are all-right wherever you are. Take care and I hope you enjoy your b-day :) xoxoxo moi :kiss:

What are the funniest bumper stickers you have seen? I saw one today, it wasn't particularly funny but I wanted it :D

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i'm ordering the coolest belt buckle ever!!! its hand crafted by Karyn Crisis [the singer for Crisis, dammit!!! :rolleyes: ]. here's a pic, and once i get it [it should take 4-8 weeks :( ] i'll post pics of it on me. :D :)

Let's see if the board's smartarses can find a way to diss this thread. and oh yea, don't forget to vote.

just because some people are special :D

Why do people have to suck you in and then break your heart? Relationships suck ...

There.. my sweet martinist... i wish you the best in your day.... keep being that kind, cool and sweet girl that everybody here meet... I LUV YA SISTA :heart: :joker: AN I HOPE THAT ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!!! THIS IS MY GIFT FOR YOU!! :juggle: KISSES A LOT :daisy: :angel:

maggot eyes, corcasian fucks and 175cm dildos stay out of the webcam thread, or I'll break the fuckin both of you's in two, d'ya hear? :P :sneaky:

eeeeeee, Doogie & I have been together for one year today :) *parties* :nice:

soo? :rolleyes: lets see what happens this time...

I went to this lame local music festival with my mates, right, and we were just enjoying ourselves and having a good time, but those tossers who were sitting right behind us started to kick our backs, and we kinda tried to ignore em but after a few minutes they started to kick us again, so i told em to fook off, but they were like "nah nah nah, whatever" and it was kinda obvious that they wanted to start a fight there. But my two mates aren't legal yet, so if anything happened there, i'd be the one going to jail and all that, since i was the only legal dude there. So I just told my mates that we should leave, and that's what we did. And that's my story. gay thread, i…

rennny-poo where are you? i guess he has 2 names cuz there are two "Riff_"s anyway

where you feel completely invisible? like nobody knows you're alive? :confused: :/

Its good to be back, good to be back :P gotta love oasis :cool: nah, im pseudo back . ok,ok i must confess , i miss ali way too mcuh , happy now? :rolleyes: :D

Well whatever piss you off,leav your frustrations here. Lemme start,my Internet connection didn't work today,stupid modems. :x

If you was a woman or man and you could be the oppersite six for a day or two, who would you sleep with. ????? someone recently raised this question with myself, not in such words and now I find myself, finding it the most intresting question. :lol:

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How to Annoy People in Public Places Act like a dog, growl at people. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.” Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..." Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones. Ask everyone what they made for their side dish. Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over. Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?” Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Blow spit balls at the ceiling. …

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