Gwyneth needs to do a potty training Goop :idea2:

Lol yeah, that's it.

 

I couldn't even imagine a Gwyn / Beyonce catfight. There would be no competition. I mean have you seen Beyonce's "Ring The Alarm" music video. Wow.

 

Chris would just stand there like "Does this mean I don't get to hang out with Jay anymore? :("

 

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Im laughing because I've actually seen that music vid but they are fond of one another :D:D:D

:laugh3:Good idea, Mimi!! Lets email her....:lol:

 

Gwyneth needs to do a potty training Goop :idea2:

 

:laugh3:Good idea, Mimi!! Lets email her....:lol:

 

 

You know...I really was just thinking about if Moses is potty trained yet and how that's accomplished with all the traveling they do. I have to take a foldable potty seat with me wherever we go:lol: Maybe they have designer ones for the cool kids:P

Yeah, long plane journeys and potty training kids don't mix, I guess.

Yeah, long plane journeys and potty training kids don't mix, I guess.

 

 

Long plane journeys and some adults I know don't mix either:D

 

:escaping:

Oi, I don't wet myself, let me just clear up that implication right there :P

 

I just hold it for 11 hours :lol:

Oi, I don't wet myself, let me just clear up that implication right there :P

 

I just hold it for 11 hours :lol:

 

Haaaaaaaa! Well I just meant the plane journey in general:lol: Sorrry if I insinuated you had some sort of potty accident...on the contrary, you've got a fricking huge bladder or something:laugh3:

 

:shame:

 

You may whip me now.

:dozey:are you kidding? Short trips to Wal Mart and potty training don`t mix either!

 

Don`t know HOW Gwyn does it traveling......or rather, the nanny:D

 

or maybe even....CHRIS;)

 

anything more serious than a tinkle tho and this tot just bites the bullet and waits till that naptime/bedtime diaper goes on...its like"how can you hold it that long??":dozey: they should have a:toilet: potty training camp off in the woods somewhere to send the tots to for a week, returning home smelling fresh as a:daisy:

 

sooo...how `bout that Gwynie, `eh?:D

:DHOW ARE YOU , MEL?

 

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Haaaaaaaa! Well I just meant the plane journey in general:lol: Sorrry if I insinuated you had some sort of potty accident...on the contrary, you've got a fricking huge bladder or something:laugh3:

 

:shame:

 

You may whip me now.

 

:P

Err, aren't there loos on your planes? :P

Well technically, yes :P :lol:

 

But I am usually either frozen to my chair in fear and/or too out of it my plane happy pills to move. :embarassed:

I actually do wonder about the logistics of Moses potty training with all the travel they do...I bet Chris hates having to bring him/Apple to the bathroom every half hour like you have to with kids that age...he can't escape people bothering him so well when he's cornered in a public bathroom! :lol:

 

Also, completely random, but I had a dream two nights ago that Chris and Gwyneth did a joint interview :lol:

 

EDIT: I actually think I posted that before :thinking:.

That would be entertaining.

 

It's always weird when Chris actually talks about her. I was listening to that XM Confidential thing and he was like "I love her to bits," I think that's the more affectionate thing he's said about her? Am I wrong?

Well technically, yes :P :lol:

 

But I am usually either frozen to my chair in fear and/or too out of it my plane happy pills to move. :embarassed:

 

I think you may need to stick a post-it note on yourself to remember :P

That would be entertaining.

 

It's always weird when Chris actually talks about her. I was listening to that XM Confidential thing and he was like "I love her to bits," I think that's the more affectionate thing he's said about her? Am I wrong?

 

Ditto, it's such a taboo subject that when he does mention her it seems awkward.

That would be entertaining.

 

It's always weird when Chris actually talks about her. I was listening to that XM Confidential thing and he was like "I love her to bits," I think that's the more affectionate thing he's said about her? Am I wrong?

 

I've heard him say her name twice, I think: once on Extras when he says "Gwyneth's making drumsticks," and then in some other interview where he's talking about a piano in their house that once belonged to Gwyneth's dad and he said something like "it belonged to my wife's father, my wife Gwyneth." As if we didn't know :lol:. But that was in like 2005; now he barely even admits he's married.

He's married??!?!

:lol:

He's married??!?!

 

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Hahaha...

He's married??!?!

 

I only recently found out myself :lol:

 

Seriously, though, as much as I respect the fact they want privacy, I think barely admitting you're married and baldly refusing to be seen together, even walking out of a restaurant or dropping kids off at school is just overkill. It's so millitant..I think if they (Chris) chilled out a bit about keeping the other half secret, the rest of the world wouldn't be trying to invade them so much.

I only recently found out myself :lol:

 

Seriously, though, as much as I respect the fact they want privacy, I think barely admitting you're married and baldly refusing to be seen together, even walking out of a restaurant or dropping kids off at school is just overkill. It's so millitant..I think if they (Chris) chilled out a bit about keeping the other half secret, the rest of the world wouldn't be trying to invade them so much.

 

true true. Its okay to be seen leaving a restaurant. Maybe their greatest fear is being papped like Brad and Angelina:laugh3::laugh3:

I only recently found out myself :lol:

 

Seriously, though, as much as I respect the fact they want privacy, I think barely admitting you're married and baldly refusing to be seen together, even walking out of a restaurant or dropping kids off at school is just overkill. It's so millitant..I think if they (Chris) chilled out a bit about keeping the other half secret, the rest of the world wouldn't be trying to invade them so much.

 

I agree!!

They still would, but not as much. And tabloids would maybe stop saying they are getting divorced.