OMG these just keep getting better.

 

Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (05/05/09)

Category: Music

 

Yess Mods and Rockers. Arrived in Santiago last night. A beautiful morning.

 

What follows is an actual interview that actually took place. On the phone. Yesterday. Actually.

 

Journalist: Hello, Noel?

NG: Hello.

Jnlst: Shall we begin?

NG: Vamos!

Jnlst: Ok. Last time you were seen in Santiago with a sex turkey, what happened?

NG: ?? 'Scuse me?

Jnlst: My pardon. What happened with a sex turkey?

NG: I'm sorry, but did you say "a sex turkey"?

Jnlst: Yes. What happened with him?

 

HIM?? Jesus! Now, I'll freely admit - if pushed - that I've got up to some dubious gear in the past but this guy can't really think I've had full homosexual sex with a man-turkey? Can he?

 

We continue...

 

NG: Ok. We seem to have crossed wires here. Shall we just go back to the beginning and start again? Slowly? Yes?

Jnlst: As you wish.

NG: Ok. Fire at will.

Jnlst: Sorry?

NG: Never mind, just get on with it!

Jnlst: Ok. Can you explain what it was like in Santiago with a sex turkey and how it compares with Chris Sharrock?

 

Now, I'm thinking, this is either a live radio comedy stunt thing or someone put acid in my tea.. unless...

 

NG: When you say a sex turkey, do you mean ZAK STARKEY?

Jnlst: Of course.

 

SEX TURKEY!

 

NG: Aah, Zak Starkey? You mean Zak Starkey?

Jnlst: Of course. What did you think I meant?

NG: Ha! Fuck, Zak Starkey! I thought you meant that I'd had..oh, never mind. I think we have to wrap this up.

Jnlst: But you never answer my question!!

NG: They're both the same. I need to lie down. Goodbye.

 

In a bit.

 

GD.

 

best blog post to date! :D

 

i love noel's way of "story telling", makes you feel you actually heard the interview or sth, heh. always entertaining and much better than liam's twitter entries :P ;D blah...

In 15 minutes live broadcast from Rio de Janeiro's gig in this website --> http://pt-br.justin.tv/fabiofrn

Dammit I always miss these!!!

No way!!!

i love oasis, one of my alltime favorites. but i feel like they've run out. it's time for them to call it quits in my opinon.

 

no...doys was good, better that hc and dbtt. And I think its pretty amazing that they are able to put out a album as good as doys 14 years after their debut, and i think there still one of the best bands in the world. doys was one of my favorites from last year.

i love oasis, one of my alltime favorites. but i feel like they've run out. it's time for them to call it quits in my opinon.

 

As a band they should, because lets face it Liam's voice isn't going to hold out for much longer.

dih out your soul was awful.i dont really like oasis,i used to when i was younger but now i realise how overatted they are and i dont like noel or liams voice so thats a big thing.repetitive and boring.

I agree that Liam's Voice isn't on fire, but that's only live. Studio recordings still sound really good!

 

Well then, do all you doubters want Solo Careers or just nothing?

dih out your soul was awful.i dont really like oasis,i used to when i was younger but now i realise how overatted they are and i dont like noel or liams voice so thats a big thing.repetitive and boring.

 

i love how people throw around the word overrated, nevermind the fact that they made two of the best albums of all time, forget about that.

i agree there both good albums,but its still bit boring and 'lad rock' i do like some of there songs and albums but there overatted

they're great albums and not boring at all, they're not *OVERRATED*.

I love Oasis!

Favorite song? Live Forever!

:)

i think they are

The Song? DEFINITELY. And Record Machine.

oasis should never call it quits.

 

 

they're my second favorite band EVER. i love them SO much.

 

i LOVE DOYS.

 

yeah, it's not as good as their old stuff but COME ON.

 

 

and personally, i do think noel's voice is better than liams. :P

 

 

OASIS FOREVER!!!!!!!

 

 

they better come back to philly soon so i can see them. :wacky::P!!!

I feel like home in this thread.

hey i have two spare tickets to an oasis concert at the stadium of light, sunderland, uk on the 10th june. pm me if your interested.

damn you and your tickets that are not for a new york concert

 

hahaha sorry! you could fly to the uk?!

lol would love to do that too... but its $1500 return

The stadium dates look interesting, however the support artists are rubbish.

 

Twisted Wheel, bah

The Enemy, the band of the people - of mars

Kasabian - Nah, i wish I could set them on fire

Hey leave Kasabian alone!

Enmey are rubbish - tom clarke is an idiot

 

Here are 2 NEW songs - both amazing

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20cSWSnmNW4]YouTube - Oasis new song - If I Had A Gun..(?)[/ame]

 

&

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqBiXJJGjDk]YouTube - New Oasis or Noel song, Rio soundcheck[/ame]

Everybody's On The Run = Brilliant

Liam hates Coldplay but Noel and Chris are mates:

 

 

SEXY

It's a repeating cycle.

 

Chris Martin likes Noel....who hates liam.....who hates Coldplay...who likes Noel....who hates Liam..... you get it.

Just like to state the obvious fact that Oasis piss all over the "sacred" Radiohead. They've achieved more in 1 song than Radiohead have done in a whole career. FACT!