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And so it begins...as the perv unit grows...world domination beckons!

 

*Evil laugh followed by evil monologue*

 

But who're the good guys? :thinking:

 

And Jay, sometimes being all talk ain't a bad thing...specially when its backed up by the truth :P

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:sneaky: we think alike my perverted world domination friend. :evil: we shall unite. this is the perv unit. hm.... i think this calls for a banner.

 

And so it begins...as the perv unit grows...world domination beckons!

 

*Evil laugh followed by evil monologue*

 

But who're the good guys? :thinking:

 

And Jay, sometimes being all talk ain't a bad thing...specially when its backed up by the truth :P

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Oh dear you guys are hysterical.

 

 

I had a retarded dream.

I think we were all hanging out at a sort of Unit Hangout :cool:

And I got this phone call

and then started asking desperately where Mel was

 

Me: WHERE'S MEL WHERE'S MEL!!

Indya: I dunno

JD: Over there

 

So here's Mel walking towards us all and I rush up to her

 

E: MEL MEL MEL MEL!!!

M: Hi :thinking:

E: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

M: wha...?

E: THALIA WAS IN BED WITH JONNY!!!!!

M: ...:stunned: .......... are you sure?

E: YES

M: :stunned:

E: :stunned:

 

 

...:laugh3: this thread really melts your brain sometimes

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Oh dear you guys are hysterical.

 

 

I had a retarded dream.

I think we were all hanging out at a sort of Unit Hangout :cool:

And I got this phone call

and then started asking desperately where Mel was

 

Me: WHERE'S MEL WHERE'S MEL!!

Indya: I dunno

JD: Over there

 

So here's Mel walking towards us all and I rush up to her

 

E: MEL MEL MEL MEL!!!

M: Hi :thinking:

E: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

M: wha...?

E: THALIA WAS IN BED WITH JONNY!!!!!

M: ...:stunned: .......... are you sure?

E: YES

M: :stunned:

E: :stunned:

 

 

...:laugh3: this thread really melts your brain sometimes

 

Lmao! niceeeeee:wiseguy: :dozey::whip: what did i look like in your dream?

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w

 

Well, I agree with Jay, the last two pages have been...revealing.

 

Y'see, here's the problem with JD and his penilgraphs (btw props for name dude!): he ain't no Man of Steel. I am. My commander-in-chief doesn't get tired at all. Hard as steel. :smug:

 

 

 

Hmph! Well some of us like to play with it when it's floppy! But then it's not floppy any more.

 

 

Oh dear you guys are hysterical.

 

 

I had a retarded dream.

I think we were all hanging out at a sort of Unit Hangout :cool:

And I got this phone call

and then started asking desperately where Mel was

 

Me: WHERE'S MEL WHERE'S MEL!!

Indya: I dunno

JD: Over there

 

So here's Mel walking towards us all and I rush up to her

 

E: MEL MEL MEL MEL!!!

M: Hi :thinking:

E: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

M: wha...?

E: THALIA WAS IN BED WITH JONNY!!!!!

M: ...:stunned: .......... are you sure?

E: YES

M: :stunned:

E: :stunned:

 

 

...:laugh3: this thread really melts your brain sometimes

 

 

 

 

 

Lucky Thalia! Are you sure I wasn't in there too? Like under Jonny somewhere?:sneaky:

 

 

 

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It was definitely just Thalia and Jonny, the lucky thing

 

Am I to be punished for liking the TOTP performance of Daylight back in 02 too much, btw? It's like, mulitiple-orgasmic-Chris all over it :wideeyed:

 

...sorry for derailing :disappointed: but it is pervy! |D

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Oh dear you guys are hysterical.

 

 

I had a retarded dream.

I think we were all hanging out at a sort of Unit Hangout :cool:

And I got this phone call

and then started asking desperately where Mel was

 

Me: WHERE'S MEL WHERE'S MEL!!

Indya: I dunno

JD: Over there

 

So here's Mel walking towards us all and I rush up to her

 

E: MEL MEL MEL MEL!!!

M: Hi :thinking:

E: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

M: wha...?

E: THALIA WAS IN BED WITH JONNY!!!!!

M: ...:stunned: .......... are you sure?

E: YES

M: :stunned:

E: :stunned:

 

 

...:laugh3: this thread really melts your brain sometimes

 

 

ROFL!!! That is brilliant! Damn Thalia! I KNEW she'd been shagging Jonny this whole time:veryangry2:

 

:laugh3:

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