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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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You know you're addicted to coldplay when... you get their smiling faces tattoed on your genitals

 

 

 

 

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  • butterfliesinjapan
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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

1.) When your workmate says he will burn you're AROBTTH, X&Y or Parachutes album if you do not return the broom.

2.) When your 10 year old brother brings home from school a newspaper clipping which is an article about coldplay. Even when he ridicules you everytime he hears you playing it on your guitar

3.) When a bandmate says all your song are inspired by Coldplay.

...when your way to school lasts three and a half VivaLaVidas

...when you have installed Coldplaying Community Toolbar and http://www.coldplay.com is your homepage

I have the toolbar too.

 

and i THOUGHT about making it my homepage.

 

but myspace slays me in that department.

 

:laugh3:

I have the toolbar too.

 

and i THOUGHT about making it my homepage.

 

but myspace slays me in that department.

 

:laugh3:

 

Myspace is your homepage? Dear God I feel sorry for you man. But i'm feeling a strong urge to add you.... :D

You wake up at 5:30 on a Monday morning just to see the premiere of VH on Vh1...even though you already saw the video online. :P

when you wake up and instantly head for the computer to go on coldplaying.com just like me right now.

when your brother is on the way to becoming a coldplay-nut too simply because you insisted upon sending him the new songs...and now he listens to them all the time and is coming to the today show with me. looks like obessive coldplay disorder is contagious...:P

Actually... studies show that obsessive coldplay disorder is NOT contagious ....but we're still making more studies on this :cool:

 

 

 

You know you're addicted to Coldplay when you just joined the forum this month and already have more posts than some members that joined years ago :stunned:

you know you are addicted to coldplay when the other bands/musicians that you like, you see in them coldplay resemblances and the other way round, you see in coldplay resemblances of other artists that you like :idea2:

when you get excited about the leak of VLV and then get rick rolled. :(

when you get excited about the leak of VLV and then get rick rolled. :(

If getting excited about the leak of VLV and then getting rick rolled makes an addict, I am the biggest one :(

when your ass has a stamp that says property of prospekt

when your ass has a stamp that says property of prospekt

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

you make a signature counting down till the days of the concert you're going to and update it every day

 

 

:uhoh2:

you know you're addicted to coldplay when...

 

you keep asking why are all the members.

you know you're addicted to coldplay when...

 

you keep asking why are all the members.

 

Yeah, and when you keep reading people's replies knowing that you most probably won't get an answer :(

^ aww... I know how that feels. It's sad and extremely annoying. PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I SAID PEOPLE! sometimes people don't know what to say to somethings you may say I guess...

when you fight with people sometimes with the barehands when they say something stupid about coldplay.

^what did I ever do to you?

I don't remember:confused:

 

when you fight with people sometimes with the barehands when they say something stupid about coldplay.
good one... have to add it to my sig

^can we call a truce?

 

 

 

anyway your addicted to Coldplay when youve posted over 100 TIMES IN ONE DAY! I NEED A LIFE!

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