let's!! :kiss:

when you justify why Chris named his son Moses to people when they talk about it

when your ass has a stamp that says property of prospekt

 

 

 

 

 

My stomach hurts like hell from laughing so hard at that! It's so random! :laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

oooowwww....:laugh3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

you know you're addicted to coldplay when...

 

you keep asking why are all the members.

 

 

 

 

:confused: huh? What do you mean there? Why are all the members what? edit: oh shit, nevermind! I get it now (unfortunately).

When you succumb to the virtual cult commonly known as, The PERV Unit.

When you succumb to the virtual cult commonly known as, The PERV Unit.

 

 

 

You say it like it's a bad thing.

 

 

 

:whip: Well, you are right, after all!

 

 

 

Muahahahahahahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!! *cough*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Oh, no! I didn't mean it as a bad thing.

 

I mean, hey! Who doesn't want to join a cult like this one? Worship of four of the sexiest men on the planet? Sign me up, babycakes!

^Raaaaaawwwrr! Welcome!:sneaky::kiss::wink3:

oh dear i am addicted to coldplay...mama i need help.

You say it like it's a bad thing.

 

 

 

:whip: Well, you are right, after all!

 

 

 

Muahahahahahahahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!! *cough*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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AHHHGGG! I LOVE YOU! :dance: :evil: :sneaky::whip:

....when you have naked sex parties with everyone donning a mask of a member of the band. Or am I the only one?

....when you have naked sex parties with everyone donning a mask of a member of the band. Or am I the only one?

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

 

 

when...you are the one who started the PERV UNIT thread in the first place:D

when you wake up and instantly head for the computer to go on coldplaying.com just like me right now.

 

haha, i do that too:laugh3:

when you are a regular contributor to this forum.

 

...and the old coldplay.com one.

 

mhhmm. that's me.

 

and many of you.

Viva La Vida seems like it has some love-making potential to it. Anyone else get that feeling? The background strings add some tension (like sexual tension) but yet has a sensual feeling and sound to it, too, and then there is the climax at the end. Not necessarily sex, but any love-making type of behavior. I'm definitely liking it more than Violet Hill. I guess it's more classic Coldplay.

when you're aearching for concert tickets at possible venues in the UK with the hope that one of the arena' will have messed up and published the dates.

Viva La Vida seems like it has some love-making potential to it. Anyone else get that feeling? The background strings add some tension (like sexual tension) but yet has a sensual feeling and sound to it, too, and then there is the climax at the end. Not necessarily sex, but any love-making type of behavior. I'm definitely liking it more than Violet Hill. I guess it's more classic Coldplay.

 

I agree, I think it has more umph to it as wel...Amd especially love making sounds and effects. good call.

when every time you leave the house for longer than just a few hours, you think "VLVOD could have leaked and I WOULD HAVE NO IDEA..."

 

when you have facebook mobile activated solely to have your friends tell you when/if major coldplay news happens and you're sleeping/out of the house.

of course, facebook mobile is currently BUSTED...:angry:

when every time you leave the house for longer than just a few hours, you think "VLVOD could have leaked and I WOULD HAVE NO IDEA..."

hahahaha that's me ....I start getting grumpy when I haven't checked the forum for an hour... and I take it out on everyone ...they all ask me "why are you like this??" ..I don't say anything but inside I'm thinking "if you would just let me go home so I can check the forum everything would be fine!!" :P

Yeah I'm like that.

 

If I'm away from here for any period of time (whether it be 15 mins or 12 hours) I always expect to come back and find piles of new news, occasionally I'm right, most of the time I'm disappointed :P

when you get death letters from prospket telling you not to leak the bootlegged copy of vlv you have

when you keep checking coldplay.com hoping the may 21st announcement is just a bit delayed

When you pass Exit 42 on the highway and expect something amazing to happen.

when you can't go to sleep cause you're listening to Virgin Radio hoping Ben Jones will mention coldplaying.com once again.. :rolleyes:

when you're me

You just know.