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You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

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you follow someone on the express way that has a Coldplay sticker on the back window of the car and you try o take pic with your phone (while you are driving) and the driver in the car in front of you is like what the fuck are you doing????

 

You shoulda flagged them down! :D

 

... when you're driving and see one of those speed indicator things coming up so you accelerate a bit to make it say "42."

 

(speed limit was 40 ;))

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    You know when you're addicted to Coldplay when you're on this forum almost everyday.

you follow someone on the express way that has a Coldplay sticker on the back window of the car and you try o take pic with your phone (while you are driving) and the driver in the car in front of you is like what the fuck are you doing????

 

HAHAHA!! Thats sounds like something I'd do if I had a car:P:P

When you are even more excited for your trip to London on friday, that way when its night time you can be singing "la-la-la-la-la-la and the night over London lays"...:D:D:D:D

@Brooke : Phewww I thought you didn't !

And... I didn't know that Simon Pegg was in it ... me-->:disappointed::whip:

@Brooke : Phewww I thought you didn't !

And... I didn't know that Simon Pegg was in it ... me-->:disappointed::whip:

 

apparently he did backing vocals in the song. :)

Okay so I was in the arena early because I'd snuck in(my cousin was with me also). I was hoping to see the boys rehearse, but instead I just saw John Hopkins(snooze fest):dozey:... My cousin decides to go to the restroom so its just me there. then all of a sudden a HUGE dude w/ a british accent comes from behind me and says "Who are you with, where is your badge, do you have a badge!?" I was fucking speechless:o:o...Then he called someone over. It was Jackie! She was quite lovely though. She just asked me who let me in and I lied and said "The door was open":P:P:P...I thought I was in BIG TROUBLE so i asked her if I was not going to be let in for the concert and she said "no sweety its ok"..Then she asked a man to escort me out and she gave me her number in case i encountered and problem. when I got out the arena my cousin was already outside and said "Man I saw that black dude after you and I ran out of there":laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

It had a happy ending though, I got 5th row for that gig :D:D:D:D

 

What a great fan story !:P

 

I would faint, I am sure. I am a chicken !:laugh3:

so true ;)

 

You know you're addicted to Coldplay when...

 

1. You stay up until 5AM in the morning on Coldplaying.com

2. You end up downloading every fake VLVODAAHF torrent out there, JUST in case its genuine (ok, maybe thats just stupidity :P)

3. You spend hours procrastinating by making Coldplay related avatars and sigs

4. You buy a record player for the sole purpose of playing Coldplay vinyls

5. The 12th of June is the best day of the year

6. You go into the nearest Apple store and immediately go on Youtube to watch 'See You Soon' Live 2003 on an iPod Touch

7. Your friends threaten to hit you around the head with your X&Y CD

8. You can't help but smile (and consequently look stupid) when a Coldplay song is played in a public area (like a music store)

9. Your name is Semy.

 

hahahahaha!!!!:laugh3:

dude your exactly like meee!!! :rolleyes:

my big couple of ones i do all the time are 7,8 oh and i working on number 4 :lol:

 

but one of the funny ones up there were "whenever you think of spanish you think of Viva La Vida!" haha that one was funny!

and for me it's

 

 

" whenever you hear Viva La Vida in a public place and Nicole (me :rolleyes:) starts to do my Viva Viva Dance in public, and my friends give me the look like i better not even start ahhaha!"

 

btw my viva viva dance is like everything that chris does in the viva la vida video i just added some of my own moves,lol my friends crack up whenever i do it lol :)

:rolleyes:oh i got another one!!!

 

when your forced to sit in algebra 2 and deal with x&y all day and a whole bunch of songs flood your head, lol the one that always gets me is :laugh3:

"X & Y,

The land, sea, rivers, trees, the stars, the sky...

That and This,

were part of a bigger plan don't know what it is."

-The World Turned Upside Down :lol:

 

for my sake... please tell me this happends to other people... :thinking:

When you see a hot, sunny day and you think 'what a coldplay day...'':dozey:

Today's a Coldplay day, here at my place, for instance...

:rolleyes:oh i got another one!!!

 

when your forced to sit in algebra 2 and deal with x&y all day and a whole bunch of songs flood your head, lol the one that always gets me is [/color]:laugh3:

"X & Y,

The land, sea, rivers, trees, the stars, the sky...

That and This,

were part of a bigger plan don't know what it is."

-The World Turned Upside Down :lol:

 

for my sake... please tell me this happends to other people... :thinking:

 

oh man! that happens to me ALL THE TIME! except now there's no more math classes to remind me of coldplay! :cry: so now i can just come here :sneaky:!

When you go to 2 gigs by yourself since no one you know is really into coldplay :D:D:D

^:D i'll go to one with you! :lol:

You know you are addicted to Coldplay when:

 

You have a Coldplay screensaver and desktop on your home and work PC

 

When you know everything about the band members and are guilty of stalking their every move.

 

Not only follow the where-abouts of the band, but follow the Coldplay puppets and collect pictures of them in various cities.

 

Your children also know most of the words to Coldplay songs and they sing with you in the car.

when the episode of Drake and Josh is on where you can see "COLDPLAY X&Y" in the background, and your mom tells you the "Coldplay" episode is on. and you excitedly look up at the TV to see it. :wacko:

awe! i missed it! :cry: oh well...*goes to watch coldplay on SNL recording*

awe! i missed it! :cry: oh well...*goes to watch coldplay on SNL recording*

 

Thats what i was doing a few moments ago. Only My SNL episode is from their X&Y era:D

when you hear the lyrics "i've been trying to live without you now.... but i miss you baby."

 

you think of coldplay concerts. :(

 

 

 

 

i know i'm crazy. :P

when you hear the lyrics "i've been trying to live without you now.... but i miss you baby."

 

you think of coldplay concerts. :(

 

 

 

 

i know i'm crazy. :P

 

Its that coldplay withdrawal kicking in:P:P:P

when you're debating seeing them for the fifth time in, what would be 13 months. :wacky:.

 

There's no debate, Christina... YOU GO! (unless of course, it will keep you from being able to buy yourself food, then maybe just watch the DVD :P)

You know you are addicted to Coldplay when:

 

Your children also know most of the words to Coldplay songs and they sing with you in the car.

 

I'm with you on this one, Funny Freckles! :) My son's favorite song is VLV and my daughter loves LiTii, or "Puppets" (after the video), as she calls it. :D

when you're addicted to coldplay :D

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