That's a great one! :D I will try to keep this one in my siggy.

A man walks into a doctor's and says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth." "I think you wanna see a psychiatrist," says the doctor. "Yeah, I know, but your light was on."

 

 

 

Yeah that's a good one!

 

 

I love this quote so much I put it in my sig :awesome:

 

:nod: :awesome:

 

And It's so true. :wacko:

A man walks into a doctor's and says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth." "I think you wanna see a psychiatrist," says the doctor. "Yeah, I know, but your light was on."

 

I'm dumb! Can anyone explain it to me???:inquisitive:

A moth(insect) is attracted to light,the man thinks he is a moth,so he enters the building/room with the light on.

I do an hour's yoga and go running every day. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, potbellied idiot - and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!"

"In my darker days, I think people just see us as the band who married into Hollywood."

."There's great security in looking over at Jonny and seeing he's wearing the same coloured shoes as me," he says. "I suppose it's the same reason the army wears a uniform - so that you feel part of a clan. And when we're all dressed that way, I just feel very much like, it's OK, coz I'm part of this team."

yahahahhahaha

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QABqq5kZbCk&feature=related]Chris Martin (of Coldplay), "Earth Angel" at the Bridge School Benefit 10/25/2009 - YouTube[/ame]

 

"this is from my favorite film." "or... favorite legal film.." "i shouldn't have said that"

 

hahahhaha

“Coldplay is for people with great taste, intelligence, incredible good lookingness, talent, ability, success, grabbing of life. Coldplay’s for people who know what life’s about. They’re always entertaining. Delightful to talk to. Sweet, charming, incredibly good in bed. Virile. They have incredible success with girls, or boys, or both. They’re generally just the world’s best citizens. Maybe I’m biased, but I’m definitely right.”

 

 

That is so funny. I love this quote!

 

"If you don't like Coldplay, now's the time to leave the world...we're about to take it over."

 

“Coldplay fans are the best in the world. If you like Coldplay then you're obviously very intelligent and good looking and all-around brilliant.”

 

"Whenever people ask us what they can expect from our concerts, my brain just sort of shuts down. I mean, obviously four very attractive young men playing the sexiest music ever created that will melt both your heart and your brain at the same time."

 

My favorites so far

"If you don't like Coldplay, now's the time to leave the world...we're about to take it over."

 

“Coldplay fans are the best in the world. If you like Coldplay then you're obviously very intelligent and good looking and all-around brilliant.”

 

"Whenever people ask us what they can expect from our concerts, my brain just sort of shuts down. I mean, obviously four very attractive young men playing the sexiest music ever created that will melt both your heart and your brain at the same time."

 

My favorites so far

So much awesomeness in that man says :awesome:

 

And I think I'm gonna put that last quote in my sig, actually :awesome:

"Whenever people ask us what they can expect from our concerts, my brain just sort of shuts down. I mean, obviously four very attractive young men playing the sexiest music ever created that will melt both your heart and your brain at the same time."

 

 

 

I have that one as favorite qoute on Facebook. It's awesome. :lol:

I don't know if you could call it a quote but I just love it when he calls Jonny "Jonny boy"!!!! :heart:

I found this, I don't know if someone posted it already:

“It’s like when bacon and eggs and mushroom and chips, are put on the same plate it becomes something greater than those individual parts. It becomes a coheisive whole and it’s tasty. are sound is tasty, that is what are sound is”

TWIGLET

“I know that you really wanted One Direction but it’s way passed their bed time. So that’s why get one quarter of Coldplay! I felt like it would be kind of weird to have just one singer without a band so I tried to get the guy from Gangnam Style, he wasn’t available.”

Chris Martin, Concert for Sandy relief 12/12/12.

 

:lol:

"There's a dichotomy between the wannabe rock star in me and the son of my mother," he says. "I think girls are amazing but I also feel really guilty about doing stuff with someone that you don't really like. I don't believe there is such a thing as casual sex. Someone always gets hurt. And I hate that feeling. One thing about girls is that I get scared. I get scared of my feelings being in the hands of another person. I know that feeling of waiting for a girl to call. That's scary.

"My mum always said to me she doesn't believe in sleeping with people before marriage. She's not being prissy. She's very rock 'n' roll--it means doing what you feel and damn everyone else--and she reckons waiting and committing leads to great sex. I didn't agree entirely, but I haven't slept with many people. I didn't lose my virginity until two years ago. If I was good with women I'd go and enjoy it. But also I'm obsessed with the band, so I refuse to commit to a relationship...I'm an ambitious little tosser."

 

Does anyone know how old this interview is....................?

Early 2000s. My guess is 2002, if I remember correctly ? :thinking:

Wasn't it that pretty long interview in Q ? :thinking:

I read it once or twice and it's a very interesting one :nod:

Early 2000s. My guess is 2002, if I remember correctly ? :thinking:

Wasn't it that pretty long interview in Q ? :thinking:

I read it once or twice and it's a very interesting one :nod:

 

Thanks. That would make sense with his age being somewhere around 25 :wink3:

My facebook quote: "I don't feel we have to behave in certain way to be considered cool by people who are not that cool anyway"

Mine is: "It’s weird that whatever else is on your mind, whether it’s the downfall of global economics or terrible environmental troubles, the thing that always gets you most is when you fancy someone"

^ Didn't know that one, so cute :)

Some of these are actually pretty deep.

Mine is: "It’s weird that whatever else is on your mind, whether it’s the downfall of global economics or terrible environmental troubles, the thing that always gets you most is when you fancy someone"

 

That's going on my Facebook quotes page. :lol:

:P:P“I’ve never been good with the girls,” the Coldplay singer says. “I’m not naturally handsome like Jude Law. That’s why I had to learn to write songs. Just so I could get girls to even fax me. Even then there were fax rejections.”

 

Link

 

fax rejections...:loveshower: