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Gwynopoly: Paltrow and Chris Martin buy a THIRD home next to their superhouse (update pg13: 23-Jan-1

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yes it's all a big plan to move the entire population of Coldplaying.com into their house! Brilliant! :D

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^right? I was thinking how much square footage can this house possibly have that there is enough room for 33 non-minuscule rooms?

 

 

It's 4 stories.

Well first off I have been to England and what they call a room in London I call a closet in Texas. :lol: So I would say size wise its more like 20 American sized rooms. 1 kitchen, 1 dinning room, 1 family room, 1 gym, 1 music room, 1 Jonny and Chrissy luv nest room :whip: , 5 bed rooms, 6 bathrooms, 1 entire floor to contain Gwenyth's cloths and shoes. Hell they might have to have the place on the other side as well.

and a small closet for Chris's wardrobe

 

 

Don't you mean about half of one drawer in Gwyneth's closet(s) somewhere? The man's got about 3 shirts and two pairs of pants! :lol:

 

 

Anyway, good for them! Seems like it'll be pretty tasteful, as they're keeping the original facade of the house and everything. :nice:

Anyway I think we have our location for our pre/post Wembley party. Party at Chrissy's house. :dance:

yes it's all a big plan to move the entire population of Coldplaying.com into their house! Brilliant! :D

 

But we would all fight over Chris!!! :o:stunned:

1 Jonny and Chrissy luv nest room :whip: l.

 

 

:laugh3:

Angie they should have a room for you considering how much money you spend on coldplay tickets!

Don't you mean about half of one drawer in Gwyneth's closet(s) somewhere? The man's got about 3 shirts and two pairs of pants! :lol:

 

 

Anyway, good for them! Seems like it'll be pretty tasteful, as they're keeping the original facade of the house and everything. :nice:

 

 

Weeeelll...doesn't he have a lot of shoes?

Angie they should have a room for you considering how much money you spend on coldplay tickets!
No shit Lore. I'm gonna go up and knock on their door with my suitcase in hand and say "Which room is mine? I know I paid for something in this bloody house! Now Gwennie, get in that kitchen and make a samwich! :angry: "

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The house would be a maze. I just can't find the bathroom anymore. Where is the map of the house ? :laugh3: However it may be handy to receive their families that live far away.

 

:lol:

 

I need a compass draw me a map

But we would all fight over Chris!!! :o:stunned:

 

No it's okay....... he's kinky like that.....:whip:

Like others have said, at least he's not tearing both houses down and rebuilding. And when you start to think about it, yes, 33 rooms (if that's even correct) is a lot, but break it down. Foyer, kitchen, breakfast nook, family room, dining room, salon (or living room), music room, multiple bathrooms, gym, probably some massive closets for Gwyneth's wardrobe, and a small closet for Chris's wardrobe, bedrooms, nanny suite, media room, laundry room, playroom for the kids, etc...it adds up.

 

You forgot Chris's chocolate storage room.

No it's okay....... he's kinky like that.....:whip:

 

 

lol

I'm gonna go up and knock on their door with my suitcase in hand and say "Which room is mine? I know I paid for something in this bloody house! Now Gwennie, get in that kitchen and make a samwich! :angry: "

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Hhahaha omg I laughed soo hard!!!! :D Hahaha yeah, we all paid for something!!!!-Gigi and Blaire

You forgot Chris's chocolate storage room.

 

Yes, chocolate. And bondage. :sneaky:

Hhahaha omg I laughed soo hard!!!! :D Hahaha yeah, we all paid for something!!!!-Gigi and Blaire

 

I paid for a whole square foot of his home. :smug:

Angie they should have a room for you considering how much money you spend on coldplay tickets!

 

Yeah, seriously, this house is going to built with all of the money us Coldplayers have given them... so they better let us visit! :smug: :P

I sure hope they put the money into insulation, proper moisture control, top-of-the line air handling equipment, and a lot of solar panels! How would it look if Chris and Gwen went through all the trouble to help out people in Africa's poorest places, and then contribute to global warming??;) Maybe they could compete with Ed Begley's place in sunny Cal-e-forn-I-A?

 

HA I love that show! And that would be super cool if they made their house like that.

I sure hope they put the money into insulation, proper moisture control, top-of-the line air handling equipment, and a lot of solar panels! How would it look if Chris and Gwen went through all the trouble to help out people in Africa's poorest places, and then contribute to global warming??;) Maybe they could compete with Ed Begley's place in sunny Cal-e-forn-I-A?

 

 

 

Solar panels? In London? When we lived in London, I think we had something like 20 sunny days over the course of a year. Coming from sunny Southern Cal-e-forn-I-A, this sun-loving beach bum about died. But yeah, on the energy efficient "green" home.

UHHHHH I would die. I could like recreate his room in my room and make believe that i sleep there every night!

Solar panels? In London? When we lived in London, I think we had something like 20 sunny days over the course of a year. Coming from sunny Southern Cal-e-forn-I-A, this sun-loving beach bum about died. But yeah, on the energy efficient "green" home.
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I thought about that, but then I said to myself, "is London really all that overcast?" Guess I was wrong! Thanks for the clarification. Sounds like energy in the greater British Isles will be coming from wave and tidal power, wind and biomass then?? (or maybe they can put up some solar panels in Spain, and run a wire through the chunnel?:sunny:)..

So now I know why the English papers always highlights "sunny destinations"!;)

UHHHHH I would die. I could like recreate his room in my room and make believe that i sleep there every night!

 

 

That's nothing. I recreated his whole house, made a life sized doll of Chris, and I sleep with him every night. :P /wishfulthinking

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