January 15, 201610 yr This pic made me laugh:laugh4: President Obama: ''Come on guys, louder louder louder !:dance: *dancing* Ooh I'm so sorry Jonny, didn't see you!'' Jonny: ''I got one eye watching you! On eye what you do, so be careful what it is you're trying to do. Just be careful when you're walking into view!'' I know this pic is taken while they're playing Yellow, but this line just fits to this pic I think:) LOL THIS IS GREAT:laugh3:
January 16, 201610 yr [ATTACH=full]3734[/ATTACH] Chris: :thinking2: damn, how was that tune going again??? Hang on a minute, just a minute, please, it will come
January 18, 201610 yr thanks to Jedi Leo for the picture. Let's make this a game: complete the line that is underneath the picture [ATTACH=full]3736[/ATTACH] First one to blink is a ... / has to ...
January 18, 201610 yr ok now, who wears mascara/eye liner the best? chris: me duh! jonny: how about lipstick?? *wink* guy: i don't need no makeup! will: *just gives his death stare*
January 18, 201610 yr thanks to Jedi Leo for the picture. Let's make this a game: complete the line that is underneath the picture [ATTACH=full]3736[/ATTACH] First one to blink is a ... / has to ... First one to blink has to shave his hair. *Jonny blinks* And that's why he won't take off his hat anymore.
January 18, 201610 yr First one to blink has to shave his hair. *Jonny blinks* And that's why he won't take off his hat anymore. hahaa! good one.
January 21, 201610 yr Yesterday I found some random shit on tumblr and thought I should give it a go :awesome: Chris: " 'sup bitches :charming: " Chris: "Ah I see, busy browsing porn, AGAIN" :awesome: Will: " itS NOT WHAT U THINK" *closes tab* Chris: "Uh huh, what's that then? B/W nudes?" Will: "HANDS OFF! :angry: That's art :snobby: " Chris: "Dude it's B/W shots of ... is that Guy!?" Will: "You just don't have the artistic eye to appreciate the beauty of my work." :phu: Chris: "Yeah I'm just gonna... leave. Forever" :freak: Interview: "I really like your scarf Mr. Champion" Will: "Bitch u better" Interview: :worried: Guy: "the sass is strong with him today, be careful" Chris: "Artistic photoshoot, GO!" Jonny: "My pants are rather... constricting in that pose ugh" Will: "Is there a reason why we're sitting on the ground next to freaking cigarette stubs at 7 AM on a sUNDAY" Guy: "Dear Lord, why have you abandoned us... I want weed" Phil: "Okay so, today I introduce you to SPORT!" :blush: Jonny: "Ball" :O Phil: "I'm gonna own u so hard Chris!!1" Chris: "I owned ur mother last nite lmao" Phil: "yO" :angry: Jonny: "Am... am I doing the 'sport' correctly?" Will: "No u nugget you gotta hit tHE BAWL fuck i missed" Guy: "I can't do the sport I'm a telephone pole and no one can tell me otherwise" Jonny: "Guy I think the photographer is checking u out" Guy: "I know that's why I stare at that plant over there. Also, Chris, watch your hand" Chris: "What about it" Guy: "It's on my ass" Chris: "shit uh sorry" Will: O__O Jonny: "hahahahw what the hell are we doing with our lives ahHAHAHA?!" Guy: "I dunno man I just... go along with it :dead: Also, Chris, uR HAND" Chris: "Sorry I must have slipped" :awesome: Will: "First I'm gonna kill this bear, and then your family" Actor: "U two fuck nuggets r gonna do what I say a'ight? Now sit yo asses dOWN" Chris: "Hey no reason to be rude!" :angry: Actor: "You've got shit and balls on ur face u SHUT UP" Will: D: Will: " I think our new teacher is a little bit... strict, don't you think?" Jonny: "He said to me I reminded him of a gay orgy" :sad: Will: "Wtf why?!" Jonny: "Because I've balls all over my body!" :bigcry: Jonny: "Okay I can do this. First make a loop, and then the bunny hops into the... dammit!" Will: "Man! Porn mags sure aren't what they used to be! :angry: Guy: "Jonny why are you wearing crocs" Jonny: "ahahahHA HEY CHECK OUT THIS NEW RIFF I JUST MADE UP" Chris: "Oxfam is very important to me because of things-" Guy: "Hey Jon" Jon: "What" Guy: "Check out this chick" Chris: "-also because of stuff-" Jon: "Nah, she nasty" Guy: "Like ur mother kek" :awesome: Chris: "-and other significant reasons-" Jonny: "shut up bitch" Guy: "jerk" Chris: "-but most of all, because it looks nice on my hand." Will: "The world does not deserve my brilliance" :blank:
January 21, 201610 yr I got a notification mail about this update and was reading the quotes without seeing any pictures. Already lmao. I really had to come and see the pictures. :D
January 21, 201610 yr I got a notification mail about this update and was reading the quotes without seeing any pictures. Already lmao. I really had to come and see the pictures. :D A notification mail about this thread? Amazing! :laugh3: I'm glad you like my crude sense of humor :cheesy:
January 21, 201610 yr Yesterday I found some random shit on tumblr and thought I should give it a go :awesome: Chris: " 'sup bitches :charming: " Chris: "Ah I see, busy browsing porn, AGAIN" :awesome: Will: " itS NOT WHAT U THINK" *closes tab* Chris: "Uh huh, what's that then? B/W nudes?" Will: "HANDS OFF! :angry: That's art :snobby: " Chris: "Dude it's B/W shots of ... is that Guy!?" Will: "You just don't have the artistic eye to appreciate the beauty of my work." :phu: Chris: "Yeah I'm just gonna... leave. Forever" :freak: Interview: "I really like your scarf Mr. Champion" Will: "Bitch u better" Interview: :worried: Guy: "the sass is strong with him today, be careful" Chris: "Artistic photoshoot, GO!" Jonny: "My pants are rather... constricting in that pose ugh" Will: "Is there a reason why we're sitting on the ground next to freaking cigarette stubs at 7 AM on a sUNDAY" Guy: "Dear Lord, why have you abandoned us... I want weed" Phil: "Okay so, today I introduce you to SPORT!" :blush: Jonny: "Ball" :O Phil: "I'm gonna own u so hard Chris!!1" Chris: "I owned ur mother last nite lmao" Phil: "yO" :angry: Jonny: "Am... am I doing the 'sport' correctly?" Will: "No u nugget you gotta hit tHE BAWL fuck i missed" Guy: "I can't do the sport I'm a telephone pole and no one can tell me otherwise" Jonny: "Guy I think the photographer is checking u out" Guy: "I know that's why I stare at that plant over there. Also, Chris, watch your hand" Chris: "What about it" Guy: "It's on my ass" Chris: "shit uh sorry" Will: O__O Jonny: "hahahahw what the hell are we doing with our lives ahHAHAHA?!" Guy: "I dunno man I just... go along with it :dead: Also, Chris, uR HAND" Chris: "Sorry I must have slipped" :awesome: Will: "First I'm gonna kill this bear, and then your family" Actor: "U two fuck nuggets r gonna do what I say a'ight? Now sit yo asses dOWN" Chris: "Hey no reason to be rude!" :angry: Actor: "You've got shit and balls on ur face u SHUT UP" Will: D: Will: " I think our new teacher is a little bit... strict, don't you think?" Jonny: "He said to me I reminded him of a gay orgy" :sad: Will: "Wtf why?!" Jonny: "Because I've balls all over my body!" :bigcry: Jonny: "Okay I can do this. First make a loop, and then the bunny hops into the... dammit!" Will: "Man! Porn mags sure aren't what they used to be! :angry: Guy: "Jonny why are you wearing crocs" Jonny: "ahahahHA HEY CHECK OUT THIS NEW RIFF I JUST MADE UP" Chris: "Oxfam is very important to me because of things-" Guy: "Hey Jon" Jon: "What" Guy: "Check out this chick" Chris: "-also because of stuff-" Jon: "Nah, she nasty" Guy: "Like ur mother kek" :awesome: Chris: "-and other significant reasons-" Jonny: "shut up bitch" Guy: "jerk" Chris: "-but most of all, because it looks nice on my hand." Will: "The world does not deserve my brilliance" :blank: Haha!:laugh3: This is great!:lol:
January 22, 201610 yr Thalia is @Batman :P Ooh I didn't know ! :embarrassed: :D Thalia, you're a genius :clap: :D :P Now I know that @Batman is Thalia... I agree, yes, Thalia you ARE a genius ! :laugh3:
January 23, 201610 yr Yes, and a rather large German bookshop chain belongs to Thalia. This is her homepage: www.thalia.de :D
January 23, 201610 yr Coldplay winning the 2004 Record Of The Year Grammy... Jonny: Nice, we won a Grammy ! Chris: Yeah, I think that "I am an idiot" sticker that I just put on the back of his suit is in the right place ! In a few seconds he's gonna turn around. And then...*gggggg* Will: Yes, yes, clap clap, smile and look friendly, thank you very much, you damn bunch of annoying idiots *clap....clap*
January 23, 201610 yr Chris: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am much obliged to you for having accepted our invitation to this discussion round. I wish to offer my profound apologies for any inconvenience this may have caused you. However, a need for discussing these grave and serious matters at hand has arisen under circumstances beyond...." Will: You're not actually buying this shit that he is rambling, are you ?! Jonny: If Chris says it's a serious matter, then it is a serious matter. That's why I keep a serious face, to help my best friend appear serious. I have to look solemn and grave. Solemn and grave. Solemn and grave.... Guy: Sigh, when is this damned speech gonna be over ? And by the way, my back looks better than Chris's.
January 23, 201610 yr [ATTACH=full]3742[/ATTACH] Chris: come here dear James! Jonny: you're hugging him just for the promo, aren't you? Will: something over here smells bad Guy: you've got no idea Will!
January 23, 201610 yr Coldplay winning the 2004 Record Of The Year Grammy... Jonny: Nice, we won a Grammy ! Chris: Yeah, I think that "I am an idiot" sticker that I just put on the back of his suit is in the right place ! In a few seconds he's gonna turn around. And then...*gggggg* Will: Yes, yes, clap clap, smile and look friendly, thank you very much, you damn bunch of annoying idiots *clap....clap* Will's made me laugh :laugh4:
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