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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Does this mean that this is the end of this thread, for it has served its purpose? :cry:

 

 

 

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P.S. OMG Fitz, your avatar is a cake. :|

 

Dis thwed never daiz. Jonny jus want MOAR cake!:cake:

:surprised: Which era is that shot of Bono from? I've never seen him dressed up like that before :laugh3:

 

Looks like it was from around 2009 or so-I remember him on the cover of Rolling Stone around the time No Line came out looking like that. It's within the last few years, that photo.

 

...and that didn't make me sound REALLY obsessive, did it :shame: :p?

 

The two side by side like that are funny :lol:!

 

And I LOVE that we have a cake thing now :cake:.

Will you marry me? :cheesy:

You fulfill all my criteria for an ideal wife:

  1. is rich (hen of luxury*)
  2. is perv
  3. is cat

 

*Unless this means golddigger, in that case: The Nikola is not interested. :angry:

:laugh3::lol:

 

And you accept Buckin, yes?? SO LET'S MARRY TROLOLOL :awesome:

:laugh3::lol:

 

And you accept Buckin, yes?? SO LET'S MARRY TROLOLOL :awesome:

 

HAHAHA! Can I be a bridesmaid? I can bring a cat? Or five? :laugh3: Or I can DRESS as a cat if that's a requirement :inquisitive: :D Oh wait.... I can bring CAKE and a CAT! :cool:

 

 

this thread is getting even WEIRDER if that's even possible!

 

Looks like it was from around 2009 or so-I remember him on the cover of Rolling Stone around the time No Line came out looking like that. It's within the last few years, that photo.

 

Oh, I didn't realise it was so recent! I thought it might have been one of his crazy Zoo TV alter-egos or something :laugh3:

HAHAHA! Can I be a bridesmaid? I can bring a cat? Or five? :laugh3: Or I can DRESS as a cat if that's a requirement :inquisitive: :D Oh wait.... I can bring CAKE and a CAT! :cool:

 

 

this thread is getting even WEIRDER if that's even possible!

 

I have a cat too! It's a male, so he'd be a perfect date for one of the bridescats! :lol:

 

Pretty please? :D

LOL! it will be the wedding of the year.. Of course we'll have Coldplay at the wedding.. get their invite out now guys! LOL..

. . . I wanna go to the wedding!! I can make the invites or something, please?! (Of course, I'll bring cake)

^ I wanna come! I can help baking the cake! :wacky:

 

:cake:

enough said :blank:

 

Yes, Ian only just added it. And it was me who suggested it :D

 

The cake is no longer a lie.

 

In :cake: we trust.

 

I can't believe I leave the board for 2 days, and what happens? We get cake! :cake: :awesome:

 

Dis thwed never daiz. Jonny jus want MOAR cake!:cake:

 

:nod:

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(Looks at Jonny) *gasp* You're naked!

 

(When I saw that picture, the first thing that came up, was a quote by Chandler Bing. :awesome:)

Chris: "I bet I can get it in my mouth with no hands!"

:charming: :rolleyes:

 

 

Thalia I think I'm still gaymarried to Brent. :thinking: But my country and Jesus don't recognize that marriage so yeah WHY DA FUCK NOT! :dance::dance:

 

Cake for everybody! :awesome:

 

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Hahaha someone should Photoshop that image so it looks like Chris is trying to take a bite out of something... What he's trying to bite is up to your imagination :sneaky:

:laugh3:

:cake:

 

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^:lol:

 

Chris: "Just throw it! I bet I can get it in my mouth with no hands! :wacko:"

 

:shocked2::shocked2::shocked2: Oh... !! you meant :cake: :wink3::laugh3:

 

Hahaha someone should Photoshop that image so it looks like Chris is trying to take a bite out of something... What he's trying to bite is up to your imagination :sneaky:

:laugh3:

 

 

:stunned: :shocked2::shocked2: :stunned:

 

 

oh dear...:sneaky:

 

 

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We're all horrible people, especially Celine. :disappointed:

I blame this thread for why I'm such a perv. My best friend told me that since Coldplaying I have got more perv then ever. :surprised: :D

^ :lol:

 

I KNEW it will be interpreted that way! :bomb:

 

:laugh3:

We're all horrible people, especially Celine. :disappointed:

 

No I'm not!:( I thought sincerely innocently when I had the idea. I knew how it could be interpreted, but I really meant cake! :bomb:

No I'm not!:( I thought sincerely innocently when I had the idea. I knew how it could be interpreted, but I really meant cake! :bomb:

 

I know, I know... :disappointed:

 

It's a cute photo that goes with the little cake, bravo Lory. :nod:

 

The lower cake is unnecessary tho. :thinking:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lower "cake". Ugh. :disappointed:

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