Dear Chris Martin,

 

If I could just invent a time machine and go back to 2000 when you were only 4 years older than me and had just appeared on that deserted beach in an anorak with that adorable cheeky grin, I would become one of your very first groupies, wait to meet you after every gig, and make damn well sure that you fell in love with me. I don't quite know how I'd do that, as you're married to a super-skinny blonde movie star and I'm a slightly-chubby, somewhat short brunette. But I'd manage it somehow. This way, you'd never meet Gweneth, and I'd get to have your babies and be called Mrs. Amy Eloise Martin. Oh, if only I was Dr. Who's assistant. I'd be married to the sexiest, cutest, dorkiest-in-the-most-lovable-way, funniest, most talented singer-songwriter in the world.

 

P.S. As their is no such thing as time travel, and your married... could you possibly persaude Guy to let me have his babies instead? He's not quite as cute or funny as you, but he sure is flaming HOT. Not to mention his deep brown eyes and Scottish accent make my ovaries quiver.

 

Love, Amy

great idea , you can go with 2 through that time machine ?:rolleyes:

Keep on dreaming ! :P

But i like it ! ;)

Dear Chris Martin,

 

If I could just invent a time machine and go back to 2000 when you were only 4 years older than me and had just appeared on that deserted beach in an anorak with that adorable cheeky grin, I would become one of your very first groupies, wait to meet you after every gig, and make damn well sure that you fell in love with me. I don't quite know how I'd do that, as you're married to a super-skinny blonde movie star and I'm a slightly-chubby, somewhat short brunette. But I'd manage it somehow. This way, you'd never meet Gweneth, and I'd get to have your babies and be called Mrs. Amy Eloise Martin. Oh, if only I was Dr. Who's assistant. I'd be married to the sexiest, cutest, dorkiest-in-the-most-lovable-way, funniest, most talented singer-songwriter in the world.

 

P.S. As their is no such thing as time travel, and your married... could you possibly persaude Guy to let me have his babies instead? He's not quite as cute or funny as you, but he sure is flaming HOT. Not to mention his deep brown eyes and Scottish accent make my ovaries quiver.

 

Love, Amy

 

:wacky: Well, a girl can dream, huh?

I just have to say this:

 

Dear Guy Berryman

I want to have your babies.

 

You can continue with your Chrissy-talk now.

 

lol haha

I wanted to say too

:P

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpZWGtniwmw]YouTube- MtV COLDPLAY interview 6/8[/ame]

:D

Not to mention his deep brown eyes and Scottish accent make my ovaries quiver.

 

Love, Amy

 

:shocked2:

 

 

 

LOL!

Dear Chris Martin,

 

If I could just invent a time machine and go back to 2000 when you were only 4 years older than me and had just appeared on that deserted beach in an anorak with that adorable cheeky grin, I would become one of your very first groupies, wait to meet you after every gig, and make damn well sure that you fell in love with me. I don't quite know how I'd do that, as you're married to a super-skinny blonde movie star and I'm a slightly-chubby, somewhat short brunette. But I'd manage it somehow. This way, you'd never meet Gweneth, and I'd get to have your babies and be called Mrs. Amy Eloise Martin. Oh, if only I was Dr. Who's assistant. I'd be married to the sexiest, cutest, dorkiest-in-the-most-lovable-way, funniest, most talented singer-songwriter in the world.

 

P.S. As their is no such thing as time travel, and your married... could you possibly persaude Guy to let me have his babies instead? He's not quite as cute or funny as you, but he sure is flaming HOT. Not to mention his deep brown eyes and Scottish accent make my ovaries quiver.

 

Love, Amy

 

Haha, you're amazing! :laugh3: :heart:

DEAR CHRISSY:

I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR STRAWBERRY SWING

DEAR CHRISSY:

I WANT TO SIT ON YOUR STRAWBERRY SWING

 

:wink3:

Bumpy. :wacky:

lol this thread made me so happy last night!

HAHAHA I just reread the whole thing and I'm now crying with laughter :laugh3:

lol i know it was so funny! and pervy! :P

haha. Oh man. I need to come back in here so I can take my mind off the end of decade sale.

It's making me nervous.

yah i know!!! are you going to buy anything makayla?

super-skinny blonde movie star and I'm a slightly-chubby' date=' somewhat short brunette.[/quote'] your description > hers :)

Dear Chris Martin,

 

I know I'm 15-odd years younger than you. I know I may seem a bit immature. I know it's illegal to marry a man who's already married (and to a gorgeous wife at that) with children (who have great names.) And I definitely know that no matter what, you need me more than you truly know.

Chrissy, let me ride your rocketship. Chrissy, let me sit on your Strawberry Swing.

Chrissy...

 

I want you in my life.

 

NOW.

 

:) :heart: :chris:

 

-Hayley

Dear Chris Martin:

 

I'm the one who should really have your babies. So, call me honey.

 

Love,

 

Christina.

@Hayley LOL let me ride your rocket ship :P

yah i know!!! are you going to buy anything makayla?

 

I'm going to try.

But I don't have much money saved up.

I'm just hoping I'll get lucky with a lithograph.

Well of course. Chrissy in a rocketship is the best kind of Chrissy.

:wacky:

Dear Chris,

 

Our genes would look good together. Just saying.

 

Love Em

 

p.s. if you don't believe me let me prove it to you :wink3:

Dear Chris,

 

Our genes would look good together. Just saying.

 

Love Em

 

p.s. if you don't believe me let me prove it to you :wink3:

 

How old are you?

 

 

 

 

Dear Mr. Martin:

Could you please look deformed so "Chrissygirls" don't scare me with their sexual proposals to you?

 

Sincerely,

Me.

How old are you?

 

 

 

 

Dear Mr. Martin:

Could you please look deformed so "Chrissygirls" don't scare me with their sexual proposals to you?

 

Sincerely,

Me.

 

Old enough. Lol I'm 17.

Even if Chris was deformed, I would love him for his voice and his personality :heart: However, in all fairness to you, I will attempt to supress my innermost pervy thoughts regarding Chris.

 

I can't guarantee I will succeed, though :shame:

 

I just don't understand all the fuzz about him.

He's not sexy.