Its lies ricardo! Dont look at them!

Liars?! Really? :angry: Burn the heretics!

Shit.

I was going to do that joke.

Joke? :thinking:

Maybe it was that chemical substance used in Central America to make girls horny at the bars.

 

that explains why i ended in central america the next day... santa took me there, and i don´t remember what i did then... omg! what ive done! :stunned:

I hope you're not pregnant sugar. :charming:

Who is Santa?

^A child stalker/molester.

 

Back to the question: I would rate that about an 8. I stopped believing in Santa when I was 7 or 8. :dozey:

Nobody told me he didn't exist. I just kinda figured, you know?

:P

I was told since I can remember that Santa' not real so that's it for me..

I stopped believing when I was about 11 so I don't find it pathetic at all. I wish I still believed, it was nice to think there was someone that nice on Earth.

 

But after I just figured that what I was told wasn't very likely.

Kids are smarter then they used to be, a lot of them ask difficult questions like how does Santa get around the world so quickly

"space-time continuum warp" is literally what I heard a dad tell his 6-year old at the grocery store once around the start of December this year.

Hahahaha! Thats brilliant.

 

I'd tell my kid he doesnt stop at the naughty kids houses, which includes all Indian and Chinese people so thats a few billion out of the way.

 

Sure it'll make them racist beyond their childhood but santa clause is important.