1. They never dance :sad:

2. they're too nice?!

YEAH THAT PISSES ME OFF TOO :freak:

 

3. They don't shave/presumably bathe often enough.

:wacko:

 

/4/. ehem... they don't play 'a message' live :dozey:

 

edit: they answered my calling and played it Hope For Haiti live. :)

5. They have fan sites where pathetic nonfans often hang out.

6. They're fans aren't very subtle :thinking:

7. They never visit me at home.

8. They don't do bar mitzvah's.

9. because Reilly loves them. :awesome:

10. Chris Martin sweats too much and it's all gross and unhygenic and icky

11. Their fansite is a bitch and just crashed for like an hour.

11.5 Their fansite is a bitch and double posts like a crazy old schizophrenic guy on LSD.

12- They never come to Montreal.

14. they're not coming to Peru, but i still love them :dozey:

15) They're more successful than me

16) Chris's got a piano, and not me.

17) Chris says that I can't have his piano.

18) Chris has immigrants in his piano

19) Chris's piano's a bitch!

20) The Viva uniforms make me want to barf <3

Am I on the right forum???? Is this forum for Coldplay FANS?

I feel coolness in this thread.

there haters are all ugly people who are the worlds biggest douchebags

their haters are all ugly people who are the worlds biggest douchebags

twentysomething: I'm eating a banana.