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Worst Coldplay insults

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^ Gah! I know :sad:

I just say "Hello, My names Anette and I like Coldplay--"

"YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOUR GAY YOU LIKE COLDPLAY"

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The Jonas Brothers are so much better then Coldplay. I just wanted to shoot one of my best friends...

People are just narrow minded, that's the problem. They've heard Yellow, The Scientist, Fix You and Viva La Vida and they think they know all about coldplay.

Well... they know nothing.

Although I love how everyone was eating their words when Viva La Vida came out. Everyone loved that song... :)

^Even though I'm not a huge fan of that song...true that! ha! I mean, it's okay :/ It's definitely not my favorite though lol.

^Even though I'm not a huge fan of that song...true that! ha! I mean, it's okay :/ It's definitely not my favorite though lol.

 

 

Yes, everyone started loving Coldplay since Viva came out, but I agree that's not my fav either.

The Jonas Brothers are so much better then Coldplay. I just wanted to shoot one of my best friends...

 

To put him out of his misery?:P

My classmates always tell me that the singer is gay coz he's in love with the guitarist but... :laugh3::laugh3:

My classmates always tell me that the singer is gay coz he's in love with the guitarist but... :laugh3::laugh3:

 

Haha, can't blame them - its true :rolleyes:

my english teacher told me how in 2006 his friends dragged him to a coldplay concert & he said it was probably the worst 3 hours of his life. i was like, "you didn't even like clocks?!" he's like:

"clocks is probably their worst song! it's just a bunch of whining to some organ music!" then he tried imitating chris going, "ooooohhhhhhhhh" in a whiny voice.

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my english teacher told me how in 2006 his friends dragged him to a coldplay concert & he said it was probably the worst 3 hours of his life. i was like, "you didn't even like clocks?!" he's like:

"clocks is probably their worst song! it's just a bunch of whining to some organ music!" then he tried imitating chris going, "ooooohhhhhhhhh" in a whiny voice.

 

what a douch, drop out of the class, or leave something smelly in his desk :veryangry2:

when people say that coldplay songs are depressing, slow abd for slitting wrists to, exactly which songs do they mean?

Fix You? What, the song with an amazing climax at the end which gives you goosebumps and makes you want to hug somebody?

The Scientist? That song is all avout love and relationships, not about your wife dying or something.

 

Do you get what I mean? even Muse's songs are more depressing, they sound the same and almost all of their songs are in minor keys!!

when people say that coldplay songs are depressing, slow abd for slitting wrists to, exactly which songs do they mean?

Fix You? What, the song with an amazing climax at the end which gives you goosebumps and makes you want to hug somebody?

The Scientist? That song is all avout love and relationships, not about your wife dying or something.

 

Do you get what I mean? even Muse's songs are more depressing, they sound the same and almost all of their songs are in minor keys!!

 

I know! The problem is that people dont listen to lyrics, so everything easily sounds depressing to them... :(

my english teacher told me how in 2006 his friends dragged him to a coldplay concert & he said it was probably the worst 3 hours of his life. i was like, "you didn't even like clocks?!" he's like:

"clocks is probably their worst song! it's just a bunch of whining to some organ music!" then he tried imitating chris going, "ooooohhhhhhhhh" in a whiny voice.

 

:wtf: there's an organ in clocks?

I know! The problem is that people dont listen to lyrics, so everything easily sounds depressing to them..

 

THIS!!! everyone just judges them by their cover (:lol:)

but its okay I don't care what other people think!

This I heard on the radio, right after Viva la Vida was played:

 

*radio host laughs*

The other one says: Hey, is it just me or does it always seem like that guy, Chris Martin, has a stuffy nose? I mean... It seems like he has a bag full of snot with him, and like sniffs it when he's out - just to keep his image. HE CANT HAVE SUCH A STUFFY NOSE ALL THE TIME?

 

My mom laughed. I was like "Not. Funny. :snobby:"

It's just so stupid how people are so quick to judge them.... but at the same time, it would suck if everybody liked them.

Yes, everyone started loving Coldplay since Viva came out, but I agree that's not my fav either.

 

The only time I really like that song is live, and when everyone is singing, WHOOAAA! At the same time. I find that absolutely amazing~ :heart: And like my friend cha says, It is quite contagious :D :lol:

 

 

To put him out of his misery?:P

*her, and yes, exactly my friend :rolleyes:

first, CHRIS MARTIN DOESN'T SOUND NASAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

second, these people who say coldplay songs are too depressing and slow, what I think is, if it is lower than 234 bpm, it's too slow for your average pop music lover.

I like that people hate coldplay. It's darn amusing. (as seen in the video below)

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xsKU9fZCwo]YouTube- David Tennant & Catherine Tate on Buzzcocks[/ame]

noel fielding hates coldplay. BUT DAVID TENNANT LIKES COLDPLAY SO THERE.

This I heard on the radio, right after Viva la Vida was played:

 

*radio host laughs*

The other one says: Hey, is it just me or does it always seem like that guy, Chris Martin, has a stuffy nose? I mean... It seems like he has a bag full of snot with him, and like sniffs it when he's out - just to keep his image. HE CANT HAVE SUCH A STUFFY NOSE ALL THE TIME?

 

My mom laughed. I was like "Not. Funny. :snobby:"

 

Well that's what I've noticed about him in the first place...he sounds nasal..

 

first, CHRIS MARTIN DOESN'T SOUND NASAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well, I've got to agree with Electric.Candy, I think he does have a slightly nasal-y voice. There's nothing wrong with that, some people just have that quality. I work with a lady who has a nasal-y voice (even more so than Chris)... it sounds like she's always got a cold.

Well, I've got to agree with Electric.Candy, I think he does have a slightly nasal-y voice. There's nothing wrong with that, some people just have that quality. I work with a lady who has a nasal-y voice (even more so than Chris)... it sounds like she's always got a cold.

 

Nobody's ever suggested Chris is one of the world's greatest vocalists. However, his greatness isn't based on vocal talent alone, it's his all-round talent and personality that counts.:cool:

when people say that coldplay songs are depressing, slow abd for slitting wrists to, exactly which songs do they mean?

Fix You? What, the song with an amazing climax at the end which gives you goosebumps and makes you want to hug somebody?

The Scientist? That song is all avout love and relationships, not about your wife dying or something.

 

Do you get what I mean? even Muse's songs are more depressing, they sound the same and almost all of their songs are in minor keys!!

 

Argh. I hate when people say this. Instead of actually listening to the music, they listen to the speed of the song. "It's slow, so they suck." is the main excuse my friends hate them. I think just because all their famous songs are slow, everyone automatically assumes all of the songs are like that.

 

Luckily, I have a friend who loves Coldplay almost as much as I do. About three of my friends actually really enjoy them, and know more songs than "Viva La Vida".

It's just so stupid how people are so quick to judge them.... but at the same time, it would suck if everybody liked them.

 

Which is why I like them even more. Musically, I don't listen to the popular crap. Coldplay is real music.

 

Pop is not.

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