Are you suggesting that I screwed everyone?:rolleyes:

Why does "screw" work as a verb for the act of sex? Think about what screwing is, you rotate a screwdriver so that a screw becomes firmly attached to the item...oh no wait that's EXACTLY like sex, my bad.

Are you suggesting that I screwed everyone?:rolleyes:

 

Just everyone on this forum.

 

Why does "screw" work as a verb for the act of sex? Think about what screwing is, you rotate a screwdriver so that a screw becomes firmly attached to the item...oh no wait that's EXACTLY like sex, my bad.

 

STFU!!!!:veryangry2:

That's wrong, Imke hasn't had anything with Nathan yet.

So, whatcha problem guys? I'm listening :nice:

Basically, I can only have sexual intercourse for a matter of seconds before I'm finished, then I fall asleep:

 

Heh heh I know what you're trying to say :wiseguy: Here we go

 

*ANGRY THRUST* :angry:

 

Night :sleeping:

Okkkkaaaaaaay :thinking:

Wrll, try to think about something or someone really gross when the moment comes, I don't know it could work :tongue:

But I've never had this problem before :uhoh:

 

Imke's a big slut and basically she gives no love, so therefore I don't really care about pleasuring her :sad:

Oh I get it, so Imke is the issue, as always!

Then, why'd stay with her :thinking:

You guys got a new sex counsellor? :disappointed:

Oh I get it, so Imke is the issue, as always!

Then, why'd stay with her :thinking:

 

Are you kidding me?! :thinking: I'm a pretty ugly guy and won't do much better :anxious: And as a bonus I get to stick it in the face of all her ex-lovers :nice:

 

You guys got a new sex counsellor? :disappointed:

 

Hey, me and Imke aren't fussy, in a lot of ways.

You guys got a new sex counsellor? :disappointed:

Yep, you just got fired :smug:

 

Are you kidding me?! :thinking: I'm a pretty ugly guy and won't do much better :anxious: And as a bonus I get to stick it in the face of all her ex-lovers :nice:

Right, so I guess it makes it up for the 4 seconds thing,you just can't have it all :tongue:

Right, so I guess it makes it up for the 4 seconds thing,you just can't have it all :tongue:

Lambskin condoms.

Yep, you just got fired :smug:

 

Hmm we can more then one councillor :thinking:

 

Right, so I guess it makes it up for the 4 seconds thing,you just can't have it all :tongue:

 

Hey its HER that wanted councilling, I'm pretty happy with my 4 seconds. :nice:

I heard that MrLick also lasts 4 minutes. He requests 2 minutes to cuddle. Aw... :cry:

Yep, you just got fired :smug:

 

I don't even know you :whip: and you're already rude to me :disappointed:

 

Hmm we can more then one councillor :thinking:

 

 

 

Hey its HER that wanted councilling, I'm pretty happy with my 4 seconds. :nice:

 

So I'm not fired? :wacky:

 

Aren't you sad that she is not happy?

I heard that MrLick also lasts 4 minutes. He requests 2 minutes to cuddle. Aw... :cry:

 

I also remember seeing this :thinking:

 

So I'm not fired? :wacky:

 

Aren't you sad that she is not happy?

 

Well, no I guess I didn't think of that :sad: This makes me re-think everything :disappointed:

 

Sorry Perrine, you're totally fired.

You guys got a new sex counsellor? :disappointed:

aaw:cry:

nope your services are still needed

 

 

Sorry Perrine, you're totally fired.

Does Perrine even realise just how fired she is?! :thinking:

 

She is like, sooooooooo fired.

 

Well, no I guess I didn't think of that :sad: This makes me re-think everything :disappointed:

 

Sorry Perrine, you're totally fired.

 

I think you should really have a talk with Imke :kiss:

 

Hehehe :smug:

 

aaw:cry:

nope your services are still needed

 

I know, I'm ireeplaceable :wacky:

 

Does Perrine even realise just how fired she is?! :thinking:

 

She is like, sooooooooo fired.

 

I think someone need to go and tell her :dozey:

I think all of us know that the only solution is for both of them to stop having sex.

So instead of finding a solution to a problem, you suggest they should give up? :\

I already gave up. We never had any chemistry. </3

*pats on Imke's back*

 

It's the only way.

Maybe you should find someone who can last say, at least 5minutes or more?

Aww, Imke :hug: I am so sorry :\

 

Meh, guys on here are lame. She should turn into a lesbian.