cleeson7 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 http://www.gigwise.com/news/59730/Coldplay-Glastonbury-Invite-Like-Touching-Robert-Pattinson-Balls Coldplay have compared being asked to play Glastonbury to Twilight actor Robert Pattinson inviting you to touch his balls. The band, who last topped the bill at the festival in 2005, are one of a number of acts rumoured to be headlining the event in Somerset next June. But in an interview with Q magazine, singer Chris Martin played down the reports and said it “depends if we get asked”. He added: “That’s like getting asked to dance by Robert Pattinson if you’re a young girl. Imagine if Robert Pattinson called and asked, 'Do you want to touch my balls?'.” Meanwhile, Coldplay are set to release a festive single called 'Christmas Lights' next week. The band, who are recording their new album, are also set to play two special festive shows in the UK next month for the homeless charity Crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViVA Child Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Coldplay.... please please please Touch Glastonburys balls because I will be there this time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juanma Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 :lol: what a comparison :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lndnsky Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Coldplay have compared being asked to play Glastonbury to Twilight actor Robert Pattinson inviting you to touch his balls. Oh Gooooooooooood!!!! Yeah it would be waaay waaay better if Coldplay played Glasto than touching Pattinson's anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notlost92 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 oh dear god, Chris. when is this Q interview coming out?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouratan Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 whts with twilight and my favorite bands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceader'schild Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 :lol: what a comparison :lol: yeah:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dry_pretzels Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 :lol: Oh, Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamgirl Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 LOL! Where does he come up with these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corkus Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I'm Robert Pattinson's doctor so I have touched Robert Pattinson's balls. I thought they were peanuts at first because they were so small and salty. So next time you get on an airplane and the flight attendant gives you a free bag of salted peanuts, you can think to yourself, "Wow, it's like I'm eating Coldplay! And Robert Pattinson's balls!" ... I've made my awkward comment for the day. :escaping: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniea89 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I die. If I didn't already love them, this analogy seals the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Yes, I would very much like to see Chris touch Robert Pattison's balls :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Why am I not impressed :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Live Life Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 LOL I have a theory that Chris is competing with Tom Baker for the most zany and off-the wall comments... Tom often tells us how he used to go "cruising in Sloane Square. I got mistaken for Claire Raynor [the agony aunt] and then had to spend the next hour giving out detailed advice to random strangers on thrush and cystitis because I didn't have the heart to tell them I wasn't Claire." :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-chan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 oh dear god, Chris. when is this Q interview coming out?! Out since yesterday :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zempt Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Lol quite a comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrman78 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Oh my :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majgirl Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 eww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 eww THIS all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TanialovesUK Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 well if I were a girl I would kick RP in the face if he asked me to touch his balls... OH WAIT A MINUTE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 That is such a Chris thing to say! :P I can't say I'd want to touch RPatz's balls, though... Maybe Taylor Lautner. :wink3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 He added: “That’s like getting asked to dance by Robert Pattinson if you’re a young girl. Imagine if Robert Pattinson called and asked, 'Do you want to touch my balls?'.” EEEEeeeWWWWww! Feeeeerrraaaaaaaaal!!! :bigcry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniea89 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Ugh. I just read some of the comments off a Robert Pattinson fanblog about Chris's comment. They need to take things less seriously and/or get hit by a humour stick. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyb Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Ugh. I just read some of the comments off a Robert Pattinson fanblog about Chris's comment. They need to take things less seriously and/or get hit by a humour stick. :| That is funny...they have their panties in a bunch??? God I love Chris and his media inappropriateness.....he makes me laugh. I can so imagine him saying this while fidgeting with his cap.:kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anniea89 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 That is funny...they have their panties in a bunch??? Yep. I just lurk though, so no rebuttals sadly. I believe the words 'crass' and 'rude' are being thrown around. Oh, and the dumbest comment went along the lines of 'another celeb throwing Robert's name around for publicity' I had to stop reading after that frankly ridiculous statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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