Goddamn.. Jeep prick? Really? :thinking:

 

http://www.tmz.com/2015/01/26/chris-martin-paparazzi-accident-gwyneth-paltrow/

oh the viva era antics..

[video=youtube;LFd7MWUJttM]

 

 

So apparently nothing happened and then they put a celeb's name into the nothingness to make it something? :I

 

THIS!!! And yet why he keep going there.

Go back to London Chris.

he is where his kids are. as much as we would like coldplay to work together in london more put an album out, i guess that ranks higher :)

:mean: Kids, you better move back to England and let your dad work with the band.

oh the viva era antics..

[video=youtube;LFd7MWUJttM]

 

:dazzled: :dazzled: Thank you so much for finding this..I think I just fell in love again :dead:

 

 

oh for crying out loud :dead:

i just cannot

he can't

you know

it's

it's not FAIR

it's not FAIR

 

But stilllll :bomb:

But stilllll :bomb:

 

Here I'm sure this will halp:

 

 

 

 

 

:wacky:

 

 

I googled "Chris Martin naked" for that and I was almost not prepared. ALMOST.

 

:|

 

There are some kinky photoshoppers out there LOL

 

 

 

Here I'm sure this will halp:

 

 

 

 

 

:wacky:

 

 

I googled "Chris Martin naked" for that and I was almost not prepared. ALMOST.

 

:|

 

There are some kinky photoshoppers out there LOL

 

 

You evil :dazzled:

 

 

LOLZ i'm almost tempted to check it out :lol:

 

You evil :dazzled:

 

 

 

 

LOLZ i'm almost tempted to check it out :lol:

If you're immune to dick pictures it's pretty fun

 

 

 

apart from that one pic ( ◉___◉)

apart from that one pic ( ◉___◉)

:worried2:

 

I am SO not googling that then :awesome:

 

Will. XD

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>So exciting to meet Chris Martin of <a href="https://twitter.com/coldplay">@Coldplay</a>. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Davos2015?src=hash">#Davos2015</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WEF2015?src=hash">#WEF2015</a> <a href="http://t.co/D27HnBLnC3">pic.twitter.com/D27HnBLnC3</a></p>— Khadeeja Safdar (@by_khadeeja) <a href="https://twitter.com/by_khadeeja/status/559757464737161216">January 26, 2015</a></blockquote>

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saw the link on twitter that Chris is on this week's New Statesman cover

 

 

 

link

 

I wasn't around for a couple of days :charming:

I found a completely shite upload of Chris singing Happy Birthday to Ellen...its EXTREMELY bad quality, but so far, this is all I could find, so I stuck it up on my YouTube account...did I mention its EXTREMELY BAD QUALITY? ok..here ya go...

 

EDIT:

I deleted this video as I found one little better...scroll down to see my other post with the link :)

 

 

Edit by Sparky : Link to the info - http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/threads/104058-Chris-Martin-sings-birthday-song-to-Ellen-DeGeneres?p=5707421#post5707421

 

saw the link on twitter that Chris is on this week's New Statesman cover

 

 

 

link

 

Wow that's... an ugly painting :I

Wow that's... an ugly painting :I

 

Now paint Chris :angry:

 

:P

saw the link on twitter that Chris is on this week's New Statesman cover

 

 

 

link

 

Chris looks a bit awkward in this one. He's all the way in the back and smack in the middle with a weird expression.

It's like he's saying, "teeheeheehee!"

Now paint Chris :angry:

 

:P

 

check my tumblr I already did lawl

Chris looks a bit awkward in this one. He's all the way in the back and smack in the middle with a weird expression.

It's like he's saying, "teeheeheehee!"

 

And his eyes are too small and the artist doesn't know how to draw teeth (you're not supposed to draw the gaps between each tooth that dark, that makes the person look ugly as hell lol)

Also the sense of lighting is off and the perspective of the glass in the foreground is wonky.

 

/artistic critique

check my tumblr I already did lawl

 

No, not that what Coldplay posted.

 

Just his face. Like his face. ​:P