he's so stupid i hate him

 

Imagine producing an album with him when he's like that LOL

OH MY GOD IM DEAD

 

 

Well now i can die happy :dead:

old but cute video:

 

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chris has too much energy! and the whole band is just awkward :D no wonder they don't do many red carpets.

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/video/chris-martin-will-champion-guy-berryman-jonny-buckland-at-news-footage/84701134

OH MY GOD IM DEAD

 

 

Well damn. Those are some legendary pics right there. My favourite musician and Chris Martin!

Also happy matt is back to short hair.

chris has too much energy! and the whole band is just awkward :D no wonder they don't do many red carpets.

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/video/chris-martin-will-champion-guy-berryman-jonny-buckland-at-news-footage/84701134

 

Yummmm Jonny yummm :D

OH MY GOD IM DEAD

 

 

RIP Cakey, you'll be missed T____T

chris has too much energy! and the whole band is just awkward :D no wonder they don't do many red carpets.

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/video/chris-martin-will-champion-guy-berryman-jonny-buckland-at-news-footage/84701134

 

i love how jonny, guy and will are really quiet and walk all together close to each other and chris is just a bunny and jumps around sticking his tongue at random people

Here it is without the text and with feet

 

Might be wrong but his head seems too large and his hands too small. :blank: It's also the only version of this photo I can find (90% pinterest and 10% weheartit). Which might suggest it's fake

 

You can even see the actual guy's neck behind Chris' copy-pasted head.

 

 

[smoke is rising from the houses]

chris has too much energy! and the whole band is just awkward :D no wonder they don't do many red carpets.

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/video/chris-martin-will-champion-guy-berryman-jonny-buckland-at-news-footage/84701134

 

oh GUY you don't have to look that sexy

 

 

 

that night these girls sacrificed their souls to demon to take this photo with chris

chris martin about david bowie:

http://instagram.com/p/wje4MSB_tW/

Jesus Christ :worried2:

 

 

 

 

I CAN SPOT

 

 

PARALLELS

 

 

 

Also a funny video but I don't know how to insert tumblr videos in here:

 

http://wordsoverpictures.tumblr.com/post/108191546193/i-dont-know-why-im-laughing-so-much#notes

chris leaving caleb followill's birthday party last night:

 

more

 

how come 'fix you' became chris'??

this person states that he was seen at a date with jennifer lawrence during the same evening, i think we found a person who likes to lie

 

Yeah I saw that on my twitter....I have to agree with Cakey on this....we are in 2015, if anyone is sitting in a restaurant and sees Jennifer Lawrence, as she is completely known moreso then Chris would be in the US ( sorry but that is true ), someone would snap off a pix of her and who shes with, esp as the telly tabloid shows in US run daily crap about he and Jen together....yet this poster snaps off a nasty looking pile of tinned pasta lolol

 

I CAN SPOT

 

 

PARALLELS

 

 

Haha wtf :lol:

yet this poster snaps off a nasty looking pile of tinned pasta lolol

 

HAHAHAH I've never seen such a pathetic pile of noodles.

 

 

 

I bet it costed 30$ LOL

Chris is in Hong Kong now, apparently to perform at a private birthday party according to this:

 

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& he was on the plane with the actor Chris Hemsworth too

 

X

 

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:wtf:

 

I honestly don't know if I should feel disappointed, puzzled or extremely jealous?

also another one from last week:

 

literally last Saturday to be exact when I met my idol #ChrisMartin - honestly he's such a humble, genuine person and gives great advice and who takes an interest in fellow musicians. Definitely a highlight of my life.

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Chris is in Hong Kong now, apparently to perform at a private birthday party according to this:

 

x

 

& he was on the plane with the actor Chris Hemsworth too

 

X

 

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:wtf:

 

I honestly don't know if I should feel disappointed, puzzled or extremely jealous?

 

Extremely jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

oh... that's disappointing.... with the private wedding performance and now this...