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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle on >a >beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and >with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" > >"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't >need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. > > > >The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be >returned to that bottle forever." > > > > >Bin Laden thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the >woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American wome…

Is this like the yellow ribbon of Michael Jackson support icons? > I've seen it all over the place, like he's dancing into court As for the poll, US attourney's can sue me :cool:

Why finding a ticket for a u2 show, through internet, below 150 euros is so hard? (and in august) am I looking in the wrong places or will I just have to pay huge amounts for seeying Bono? (I know this should be in another place)

wooo! today at 2:11 there were 124 members online, which if im correct is pretty good, although over a hundred of them were visitors :lol:

(I love that word) What is the effect commercials and, mainly, tv have on you? I basicly ask that because I have always been very skeptical about what's being showed on tv, and a couple of months ago we decided to change satellite tv for musical instruments, so no instead of having 5 tellys with channels we have many instruments and 5 tellys that only show black and white spots. (it was way too much, so we've got one with DVD now so we can watch movies). Now I have not a totally different view, because I was never much part of the mass, but I've got even further away. All the 'lastest fashions and icons' I get to know are just thanks to the newspaper an it'…

I can't download anything, but anyway I cliked and it takes you to something called "Arizona Jeans Company" and probably most of you knew it was a joke (berry's question) but I didn't and as I know I won't be the first or last one... I'm warning you. Probably, this will work the other way, and most people will click to see If what I am telling is true. P.S: Do not tell Egghead to change his signature, that's why I clicked on the first place!

talking about wooden muppets (Marrionettes)... I can't believe how someone would hate them, so I will not ask wether someone likes them but wether someone knows how to make them work? Like make them move and voices and ... to make them alive? I've got a couple and I've been abe to make him scratch his tommy and make as If he was really tired... I didn't thought they were so much fun! (I didn't oblied anyone to read this and If you are hating my threads so much, go to hell cause I'm not leaving this time and I'm ignoring any ridiculous comment - yes, I'm being a bit paranoid)

hey, i cant wait for the new album, im soo excited :)

So I've just been watching that Derren Brown séance (that man is a legend) and it was a tad bit freaky. So has anything freaky ever happened to you? When I was 9, I was staying in my cousins house and I saw a ghost of someone I know in the mirror opposite the bed I was in. It was uber freaky and I shall never forget it :stunned: :/

with 3 tickets. :lol: :cool:

I couldn't sleep tonight so I went around taking random pictures. This one is on my university campus. Full Size *warning-big* I would've taken more but my camera battery died. I guess it doesn't work too well in -28C weather. :lol: :P

from poland to england again. this time i`m aiming at london as you prolly know anyway cuz i`ve been talkin about it for the past 2 months. and so i`m moving on tuesday and if my plane doesn`t crash you might hear from me soon. to alll tha people from london who wanna meet me pm me :D this is not goodbye she said...

This is the first day of my life I swear I was born right in the door way I went out in the rain Suddenly everything changed they're spreading blankets on the beach Yours is the first face that I saw I think I was blind before I met you I don't know where I am I don't know where I've been But I know where I want to go So I thought I'd let you know These things take forever, I especially am slow But I realized how I need you And I wondered if I could come home I remember the time you drove all night Just to meet me in the morning Yeah I thought it was strange You said everything changed You felt as if you just woke up And you said, "T…

Under our names now in our posts it seems that we have a Bling amount, as if you are rewarded for posting. What is this about does anyone know?

sorry to keep bugging all of you. but i'm in this stupid situation. ok. there's this girl that i met this year in my first year of high school and was in my one of my classes. i was friendly at first, cos y'know, new people and everything. but she got really annoying. i gave her my e-mail and phone number in the beginning of the year because i thought we could be friends. but the thing is, i really don't like her. i even TOLD her that i didn't like her but she just took it as a joke. and one more thing. as far as i know, she has like, 1 friend that she's mostly with. that 1 friend, happens to be a girl i've been friends with forever but recently last year i had to d…

:stunned: I didnt even realize I hit the 7000 post mark!! :cry: So I'll appreciate my 137th post after! :P go me! :D

Do I look good for you tonight Will you accuse me as I hide Behind these layers of disguise And the mirrors of my own happiness I've loved the freedom of being inside Need a new start and a different time Something grows in the space between me And it's twisting and changing this fragile body And I wish I had been born a girl Instead of what I am Yes I wish I had been born a girl And not this mess of a man And not this mess of a man And not this mess of a man The censorship of my skin Is screaming inside and from within There's no room in this world for a girl like me No place around there where I fit in And I wish I had been born a girl Instead…

on his 10000th http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=753711&highlight=#753711 :o :lol:

...catching up with people that you knew in highschool who you don't talk to anymore. A girl, who i wasn't really close with, recently e-mailed me to tell me about her life since highschool. Not only was it super strange that she e-mailed, but all the things she has and hasn't done is shocking. I dont' know. Today has been a weird day. :lol:

The following text was sent to me from my boyfriend, he's setting up a website with his sister to stop touts, and they need all the support they can get, eventually there will be a petition and they would really appreciate it if you could all sign it. Anyway..at least have a read of what he has to say, I'm sure many of you must have the same views, thanks Sammie. Hey people, As ticket touting is becoming more and more worse and genuine fans are finding it hard to get tickets to concerts and events, myself and my sister are trying to do something about it, we're creating a website with info about the problem, we'll be shortly makign an online petition for people to …

Don't you hate Valentine's Day? I hate it cause number one, I don't have anyone to spend it with, number two, it's just a huge gig for the Hallmark and Hershey Foods Corporation, and number 3, it depresses me, lol. I just had that someone I really liked but she don't like me at all, we used to be friend but she just got too "cool" to hang out with me anymore. :cry:

ok, so it's on proboards, but who cares, it's a general forum and i would love it if anybody would join it, im looking for moderators aswell, anybody interested? here's the link http://jamie7.proboards42.com

don't post in here until you've reached 7000 posts :P Great Job :charming: :borg:

oh badger badger how i love you so the way the snuffle and the way you grow the way you chew on bark and stuff if i could leash you now you'd have all my love but you chew and you bite my arm and stuff it hurts it hurts and i scream and rant why cant you be like the hamster i know he runs on his wheel and loves to burrow into his bed like a little mole in his hole, only not in his hole in his bed is where i said that badgers and hamster are the best :)

short pants, skirts, flip flops, shoes that can actually be worn outside without fear of slipping on ice with them. *sigh* when is the first day of spring?