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Noel needs to chill. He's an awesome musician... But seriously. That guy sounds like he needs to step outside one day and roll around with some puppies and kittens.

 

That is so f***ing funny. [emoji28].

"Noel needs to roll..." lol.

 

Yes, I agree perhaps his fishing ain't working out for him because he is all tensed up!....'Noel needs to roll'.....now there is a song title right there [emoji6] ahhjjhhhhh.

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That is so f***ing funny. [emoji28].

"Noel needs to roll..." lol.

 

Yes, I agree perhaps his fishing ain't working out for him because he is all tensed up!....'Noel needs to roll'.....now there is a song title right there [emoji6] ahhjjhhhhh.

 

NOEL NEEDS TO ROLL

[emoji445]"Noel needs to roll with some puppies and kittens

He's always kept all his happiness hidden

Noel needs to roll with some puppies and kittens

His angry shouts are heard across Great Britain

Noel needs to roll with some puppies and kittens

He seems to be annoyed by Christopher Martin

Noel needs to roll with some puppies and kittens

He argues with Liam while new songs are being written"[emoji445]

 

XD does this work? I'm no songwriter.

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Ahf****. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Heard across Great Britain...takes the gold [emoji636][emoji471]

 

You should seriously consider a career as a Rock Star....you have talent. [emoji445] It works for me anyway...[emoji6]

You been fishin' in the right kinda water....catchin ya'll some Rainbow Fish! [emoji304][emoji476][emoji4]

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Oh Noel :rolleyes: He's so arrogant, but his statements are quite entertaining. I don't take him too seriously, he is doing that for his own publicity (but I agree with him about some things).

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I must say I am interested to see how this evolves....[emoji6]. There would have to be some good ones I am sure....[emoji4]

 

I found some from a person on Instagram.

 

"Hey gurl, are you an AROBTTH song? Because you are AmsterDAMN fine."

 

"You can sit on my strawberry swing." *winks*

 

There were plenty more, and they were in the form of Valentine's Day cards.

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I found some from a person on Instagram.

 

"Hey gurl, are you an AROBTTH song? Because you are AmsterDAMN fine."

 

"You can sit on my strawberry swing." *winks*

 

There were plenty more, and they were in the form of Valentine's Day cards.

 

Oh my God....it is hilarious. I'm wondering how it worked out for him? amsterDamn fine...Sit on my strawberry swing....ahhhhh....imagination is everything [emoji6]

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Oh my God....it is hilarious. I'm wondering how it worked out for him? amsterDamn fine...Sit on my strawberry swing....ahhhhh....imagination is everything [emoji6]

 

"Why you're currently not dating me is one of the Things I Don't Understand."

 

"I have a plane ticket to Japan, you want to be my lover?"

 

"Later tonight, I'll definitely take you to Paradise."

 

Some pick up lines I made! XD

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You really don't wanna hear the one about 'The Hardest Part' :lol:

 

 

I found some from a person on Instagram.

 

"Hey gurl, are you an AROBTTH song? Because you are AmsterDAMN fine."

 

"You can sit on my strawberry swing." *winks*

 

There were plenty more, and they were in the form of Valentine's Day cards.

 

 

"Why you're currently not dating me is one of the Things I Don't Understand."

 

"I have a plane ticket to Japan, you want to be my lover?"

 

"Later tonight, I'll definitely take you to Paradise."

 

Some pick up lines I made! XD

 

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Just saw this tweet :laugh3:

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/coldplaying">@coldplaying</a> Don't Let It Break Your Sausage <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ReplaceASongTitleWithSausage?src=hash">#ReplaceASongTitleWithSausage</a></p>— Aria Gerson (@cyan_sunshine) <a href="https://twitter.com/cyan_sunshine/status/577085032579354624">March 15, 2015</a></blockquote>

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