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The Funniest things your parents/family ever did/say about Coldplay

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^ Well my mom saw them live and she was convinced that ''those two'' were totally gay for each other.

 

I was :wacky: :lol: :awesome:

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I was watching Coldplay's 2003 live DVD when my grandma says after sitting there quietly knitting,

"That guy singing...he sounds like a wolf howling at the moon"

I lol'd.

^ Well my mom saw them live and she was convinced that ''those two'' were totally gay for each other.

 

I was :wacky: :lol: :awesome:

 

 

:lol: but there's not much material in the live 2003 for my mum to think that way( she has not seen any other live show):rolleyes:. However, you remind me of something, my dad once did ask me if they were gay when he saw the picture in which Chris is kissing Jonny at the Q awards:D

He did not even know who they were, but the picture caught his attention and he made a disgusted face.

 

But what could I expect coming from my dad the most narrow-minded person in town...:dozey: ?

:lol: but there's not much material in the live 2003 for my mum to think that way( she has not seen any other live show):rolleyes:. However, you remind me of something, my dad once did ask me if they were gay when he saw the picture in which Chris is kissing Jonny at the Q awards:D

He did not even know who they were, but the picture caught his attention and he made a disgusted face.

 

But what could I expect coming from my dad the most narrow-minded person in town...:dozey: ?

 

:lol:

My dad's like that too...

Andy mom had seen them live with me at Montreal last year when they came for the viva tour, and she was like: ''no really. They must be gay.''

I was listening to 42 the other day and my mom asked me :"Is this Goldpla?"

Last Wednesday I went shopping with my mum and the whole time I couldn't stop singing "White Shadows", she seemed oblivious to it. Later, I was in the kitchen preparing some snacks when I heard a familiar melody being hummed from the other room. Yes, she was humming White Shadows :D:D:D

Everybody just assume i only listen to Coldplay.. One day i was listing to Queen, my dad waked in to my room, without listing he just said "Oh, your listing to Coldplay" - "Never mind" - And then he left my room.. :thinking:

  • 1 month later...

today is the aniversary of one of my worst days in history

 

so i played fix you on loop for the past few hours because that song is my lullaby.

 

 

when i came down for dinner my grandfather said to turn down "that moaning woman"

 

i got so mad i cussed him out

 

then went to my room, and before i shut my door i said "yeah well now for that im going to play it LOUDER"

 

and i am

and now i feel better

today is the aniversary of one of my worst days in history

 

so i played fix you on loop for the past few hours because that song is my lullaby.

 

 

when i came down for dinner my grandfather said to turn down "that moaning woman"

 

i got so mad i cussed him out

 

then went to my room, and before i shut my door i said "yeah well now for that im going to play it LOUDER"

 

and i am

and now i feel better

:hug:

the other my mom was watching a movie I came and asked her what's the story about and she said "it's the wife of Koltplay"(Gweneth)....:confused:

today is the aniversary of one of my worst days in history

 

so i played fix you on loop for the past few hours because that song is my lullaby.

 

 

when i came down for dinner my grandfather said to turn down "that moaning woman"

 

i got so mad i cussed him out

 

then went to my room, and before i shut my door i said "yeah well now for that im going to play it LOUDER"

 

and i am

and now i feel better

:hug: I Hate when they offend Chris

My mum said he was very depressing then I Got all annoyed and was like Yeah well Paul Weller sucks (Cos she Luurves him :lol:) then she was mad at me :P

Im lucky Im 19 and I can say what I want w/o being grounded or anything.

 

It must suck for the younger folks :/

 

 

 

Adults are dumb sometimes.

"who's this idiot?? a man with his hands all written and full of rings??? Jesus...."

my dad when seeing Chris Martin on tv

 

"That guy singing needs some syrup... he's in pain"

 

my mom when listening to "Trouble"

I Actually Can't wait to leave this place and go off to Uni

Its so sad no1 in my house makes fun of them. my mom thinks chris is hot. ooh but they never understand my obsession with Jonny.

My brother says that Guy is hot , yes my brother :lol:

My mum makes jokes that I Fancy Jeremy Clarkson Cos I Watch Top Gear which is totally gross because he's 50 and eewwww :sick:

My brother says that Guy is hot , yes my brother :lol:

My mum makes jokes that I Fancy Jeremy Clarkson Cos I Watch Top Gear which is totally gross because he's 50 and eewwww :sick:

 

I fancy james may. and i watch top gear although i don't like cars.

Guy is good looking, he can make straight guys go gay for him:sneaky:

OMG I Love Top Gear I Have a Crush On Hammond :lol:

James May is rather charming :charming:

I am slowly introducing my Brother to good music and TV, He now loves Vampire Weekend and I'm so Proud :P May take a little longer with Coldplay.

  • 2 months later...

my dad got very frustraighted with me loving coldplay for the past 9 years so he moved to the other side of Australia............ i dunno if thats a bad thing but as long as i dont have to hear my mum and dad arguing about who is the best coldplay loving parent :rolleyes:

-Use somebody by Kings of Leon comes on- My dad: COLDPLAY...YEAH!!!!! :rockingoutfail:

 

YOU FAIL. :thumbsdown:

-Use somebody by Kings of Leon comes on- My dad: COLDPLAY...YEAH!!!!! :rockingoutfail:

 

YOU FAIL. :thumbsdown:

 

My family's done that before, to many songs. Once to a Radiohead song. :shame:

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