April 1, 201016 yr this is a funny thread my 90 year old gramps gave me a bit of money to help pay for my 1st coldplay concert last july and he just couldnt get their names right Gramps; ok this outta help get you those tickets for uh.... Coldspot Me:Its Coldplay Gramps: Coldspot, Coldplay, Coldpotato I dont care all i know is you better have fun cuz its costing me money Me: I will dont worry Gramps: Is this going to be like that err... what what was it..... Woodstock? man they camped out there and they listened to their music and they did their drugs and they had a hell of a time Me: um .....sure. *walks away feeling akward :laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3: My sister: Paulinha, Chris Martin said he's gay!! Me: WHAT????:stunned: My sister: Opsss, is Ricky Martin, sorry Paula!! Don't kill me!!! :censored: :lol:!!! this is not exactly funny but it is something that made me laugh :p I was listening to the news and it said Patrick Swayze died and I said to my dad ''OMG Patrick Swayze died??? When??'' ''Same time you had your nose up Chris Martins ass :dozey:"
April 1, 201016 yr I think we were watching Coldplay's performance on The Grammy's or something.. Mum: So, which one do you like again? Me: Jonny Buckland Mum: Who? Me: *facepalm* The one in the green. Mum: I thought you would have gone for Chris or something. Me: Nope. Mum: You always like the rough looking ones. It kind of scares me. ^Not that funny, but that's all I can think of right now. :tongue:
April 1, 201016 yr lol that is funny this morning my gramps heard me blasting viva la vida from my room and he started dancing :shocked2: ......then he banged his leg on the coffee table and sat down i got him an ice bag and was like "that was Viva La Vida by Coldplay" he winces and goes "very nice" grandpa? what? dont ever let me see you "dancing" again ...please?
April 1, 201016 yr :laugh3: I remember a funny story!! Last month I was in a store of photo for make a picture of my pic with Guy... 5 days later, when I was catch the picture, I heard several girls of the store talking about me... The girl give me the picture. Me: Ohh, thank you very much, it's beautiful! Girl of the store: Ohh, good! Can I ask you something? Me::stunned: Yes, of course! Girl: Me and the other girls are talking about the man of your photo! Me::inquisitive: Girl: And they think he's that football player... Errr. David Beckham! Is he? Where you got the photo with him??? Me::wtf: No no, he isn't David Beckham, he's the bassist of Coldplay, Guy Berryman. Every girls of the store including a gay: He's handsome!! :facepalm:
April 2, 201016 yr One of my friend asked me how old is my sister. I told him that she is only 5 months old. Than he asked my other friend. What do you think what will be the first word that she'll say? and my other friend's answer was Coldplay. :D Hahaha awesome :D
April 2, 201016 yr :laugh3: I remember a funny story!! Last month I was in a store of photo for make a picture of my pic with Guy... 5 days later, when I was catch the picture, I heard several girls of the store talking about me... The girl give me the picture. Me: Ohh, thank you very much, it's beautiful! Girl of the store: Ohh, good! Can I ask you something? Me::stunned: Yes, of course! Girl: Me and the other girls are talking about the man of your photo! Me::inquisitive: Girl: And they think he's that football player... Errr. David Beckham! Is he? Where you got the photo with him??? Me::wtf: No no, he isn't David Beckham, he's the bassist of Coldplay, Guy Berryman. Every girls of the store including a gay: He's handsome!! :facepalm: :laugh3::rolleyes:
April 2, 201016 yr I wrote Guys birthday in my planner and my friend was like ' ooo is that your boyfriend :wink3:???' :wideeyed:
April 2, 201016 yr this is a funny thread my 90 year old gramps gave me a bit of money to help pay for my 1st coldplay concert last july and he just couldnt get their names right Gramps; ok this outta help get you those tickets for uh.... Coldspot Me:Its Coldplay Gramps: Coldspot, Coldplay, Coldpotato I dont care all i know is you better have fun cuz its costing me money Me: I will dont worry Gramps: Is this going to be like that err... what what was it..... Woodstock? man they camped out there and they listened to their music and they did their drugs and they had a hell of a time Me: um .....sure. *walks away feeling akward I just bursted out laughing! :laugh3:
April 2, 201016 yr This is a funny thread :wacko: Only thread I managed to read all the way from beginning to end and laughed my ass off. :laugh3:
April 2, 201016 yr I wrote Guys birthday in my planner and my friend was like ' ooo is that your boyfriend :wink3:???' :wideeyed: HAHAHA, I did this with my friends of university! I put my photo with Guy in my celphone and they said: Ohh, he's your boyfriend?? Me: Yess, he's! He's gorgeous, yeah??:wink3: Congrats!! How long dating? :laugh3::laugh3:
June 12, 201016 yr Last night I watched a tv special with a lot of British bands in Jools..... so Coldplay appeared playing In My Place and my dad (he went with me to the Mexico City concert, he didn't like them at first but after the gig he really like them now )says: Hey! is that Viva la vida ? me: Nop, It's another song. dad: hummm ... ooooooooo (starts to sing the oo from VLV) me: no dad, it' not VLV. dad: Is it the song from the amazing video where they bring to life that big robot? me: nop dad that it's Talk, dad: tututuruturutututu (starts to sing the chrous of Talk) me: dad, it's not Talk. dad: humm ok. me: (realizing that he ACTUALLY knows a bit of the song and he had seen the video) HEY DAD , HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE VIDEO!!!!?????? dad: I have seen it on the tv very often. me: so weird! dad: anyways, does Coldplay have some live dvd? me: yes, from 2003, they sell it on Mixup dad: no.... me: yessssssss dad: I am going to buy it... me: well ..my birthday is in 1 month dad: (not listening to me) Like the gig!!!!!! me: yep! dad: enough talk, let me listen...
June 12, 201016 yr this is a funny thread my 90 year old gramps gave me a bit of money to help pay for my 1st coldplay concert last july and he just couldnt get their names right Gramps; ok this outta help get you those tickets for uh.... Coldspot Me:Its Coldplay Gramps: Coldspot, Coldplay, Coldpotato I dont care all i know is you better have fun cuz its costing me money Me: I will dont worry Gramps: Is this going to be like that err... what what was it..... Woodstock? man they camped out there and they listened to their music and they did their drugs and they had a hell of a time Me: um .....sure. *walks away feeling akward Coldpotato :lol:
June 14, 201016 yr I was listening to "Daylight" on our stereo the other day and my mom said that it reminded her of some psychedelic stoner music from the '60s. I don't see the similarities. :confused:
June 15, 201016 yr My sister is a big fan of Latin music and she's not really into Coldplay. In fact, she's always telling me how their music is depressing and too slow and all that. The thing is when I went to buy my ticket for their Buenos Aires concert, my sister came with me since she was meeting a friend nearby, so we met him and she told him that before going to wherever they were going they had to go with me to buy tickets for a concert and he asked " Yeah, no problem, what concert is it? " My sister and me: "the Coldplay concert" The guy turned to me and said with a disgusted expresssion " you like Coldplay?" Me: "Yeah, so?" Him:" They're gay, their music is gay bla, bla bla..." I just stared at him but remained silent since I thought such a stupid comment did not even deserve an answer, but then my sister surprised me by saying " Well, she likes them, what's the problem? and they're not gay they're married, the singer, Chris Martin is married to Gwyneth Paltrow. Even if they were gay I don't see the problem. They have good songs, I wouldn't listen to like a whole album, but they do make good music and I like a few of their songs." ( which is true, she likes "clocks", "In my Place" and some others) Her friend just said "well, it's fine if you like them..." she put him in his place! I was just :stunned: Who would say she would end up standing up for them? :D Later she went with me to the concert and said it was a great concert and that she had a great time. She's still not a fan, though and although she keeps on making those little comments about their music and all that I know she does it more to annoy me than anything else.
June 15, 201016 yr I got a letter from my grandpa a few months ago with an article about Coldplay, he also send a note that said: "I'm sending you a note about Goldplay!" Haha he's so cute :heart:;)
June 16, 201016 yr My dad was mad at me one night and said "All you ever do is listen that band Cold-something and look up pictures of that Chris-whatshisface". I was like, um, yeah, do you have a problem with that? :dozey:
July 8, 201016 yr My mum is convinced the lead singer's name is Christopher Anthony John Buckland. So close mum, so close. My Godmum on the other hand.... Her: Who are you drawing? Me: Jonny Buckland. Her: He's the guitarist of Coldplay yes? Me: Yupp:D Her: I saw him on TV a while ago with the lead singer Chris. Me: YES! That was in Toronto a few years ago. Her: They are really close.... Are they gay? Me: .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Not that I know of. Her: Oh. They look gay. Me:.... Her: In a good way. They must truly love each other. Me: Oh my God. Just spreading some love :jbcm:
July 23, 201016 yr The other day my sister and I were just talking about the bands she likes and the ones I like and she said "oh like the one from Coldplay, what's his name? Gary?" "Gary?" "Yes, the dark-haired one" "Oh, you mean GUY" "Yeah, whatever. I prefer Gary" And I was having tea at my mum's while watching the live 2003 DVD and my mum asked me if Chris and Jonny ( or quoting her "those two") were brothers. She was convinced they were because "they really look alike". She was so dissappointed when I told her they weren't. LOL
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