:lol: :lol:

rotfl

:lol:

ah those are all good.

chris: 'ok that`s it. i`ve had enough. this is a recording studio. are we playing or fucking with bottles?'

WARNING! THIS MAY SHOCK A FEW CP FANS SO IF YA FEELING LIKE READING IT DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK.

 

will: 'i have no idea why we got this award as we, that is coldplay no longer exist. chris is not here with us since he devoted his life to his wife, gwyneth and his 4 children, guy is now a hippie and doesn`t probably know he`s here but let`s welcome him. jonny after the loss of his beloved wife, CHRIStine, is devastated and depressed as you can see, he wears black clothes and doesn`t shave. i have become a catholic priest, read a lot of meaningful books and aspire to become the pope. thank you very much. God bless you!'

guy: 'gotcha!'

will: 'don`t worry chris, i killed the bastard!'

jonny: 'God, was it huge!'

chris: 'take me out of here this shit scared me i`m so scared i don`t know what to do mommy i`m not touching that hedgehog again!!'

camera man: 'look at him wiping his ass!!'

will: 'chris didn`t know the camera was installed in the toilet?'

guy: 'no. hahahahahahahhahaaha'

will: 'i have no idea why we got this award as we, that is coldplay no longer exist. chris is not here with us since he devoted his life to his wife, gwyneth and his 4 children, guy is now a hippie and doesn`t probably know he`s here but let`s welcome him. jonny after the loss of his beloved wife, CHRIStine, is devastated and depressed as you can see, he wears black clothes and doesn`t shave. i have become a catholic priest, read a lot of meaningful books and aspire to become the pope. thank you very much. God bless you!'

 

Bwahahahaha, that is so funny!

Totally!!! :lol: :lol: @ CHRIStine... :lol:

camera man: 'look at him wiping his ass!!'

will: 'chris didn`t know the camera was installed in the toilet?'

guy: 'no. hahahahahahahhahaaha'

 

 

:lol: lol

:lol: :lol: That's hilarious

Ahaha those are sooo funny!!!

:lol: :lol:

ffanx guys. i was at my cousin`s wedding last weekend and got my inspiration there :P

:lol: that one of Chris having been filmed in the loo was particularly amusing ;)

jonny: 'hey guy, who`s the dood sitting on your right?'

guy: 'i dunno but he/she/it looks like a robot'

will/robot: 'must ... look... straight... must not... give... any ... facial ...expressions.... zzzz zzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz error'

chris: 'i thought i was more handsome'

guy: 'look i bought a brand new car. you are allowed to see the back of it'

chris: 'yeah? and i have a harley!'

will: 'and i still walk!! beat that!'

guy: 'the last one cleans chris` toilet!!!'

jonny: 'nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'

guy thinking: *thanks to genetical mistakes i can play bass 2 times faster!'

will: 'he`s not coming down, is he?'

chris: 'NO!!!!!!!!!!!'

guy: 'this is all your fault jonny! you shouldn`t have cheated on him!'

jonny: 'i need some whiskey'

chris: 'come on... show us some respect.. we`re not oasis!!!'

guy: ' i think you should just apologise him'

chris: 'no way! i did not start this fight.'

will: 'yeah we all know you`re an innocent infant'

 

jonny thinking: *how could he do this to me?? my last bottle of wine! now i have nothing left to drink!! ugh!! i`m not talkin to that asshole!*

chris: 'we`re sorry will couldn`t be here with us to receive this award but he has a very bad 'chocolate problem' and spent all day in the toilet'

will: 'huh? what the hell are you talkin about chris??!!'

chris: 'oh willy, you`re back!!!'