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Coldplay is pretty ugly

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Looking at the banner on top I must say that Coldplay are some weird looking sons of bitches.

 

- Dude on the right looks like a god damn gremlin. A chubby gremlin.

- Chris Martin looks OK I guess. No complaints there

- Person with the beard looks like a fucking Gopher-Hobbit. With a beard.

- Lad on the left just looks like a complete fruitcake. He's trying to look "deep" in that picture when he really looks stupid. This is the one I would most like to punch in the face.

 

Fortunately, I do no know their names. Nor do I ever want to. They are very strange looking people. I wish death upon their kittens.

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woah woah woah, calm down nostradamous,

 

don't get your hunchback in a twist.

 

just go and play in traffic :)

Looking at the banner on top I must say that Coldplay are some weird looking sons of bitches.

 

- Dude on the right looks like a god damn gremlin. A chubby gremlin.

- Chris Martin looks OK I guess. No complaints there

- Person with the beard looks like a fucking Gopher-Hobbit. With a beard.

- Lad on the left just looks like a complete fruitcake. He's trying to look "deep" in that picture when he really looks stupid. This is the one I would most like to punch in the face.

 

Fortunately, I do no know their names. Nor do I ever want to. They are very strange looking people. I wish death upon their kittens.

 

Can somebody shoot this guy?

wtf?. i think he is the ''why are the members'' guy

How about you upload a picture of your fugly face into you avatar and we'll all judge you out of 0-10. Maybe I can add a poll to the main site ;)

you need serious eye repair

 

 

 

but it'd be great to see your picture ...you must be perfect!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:dozey:

How about you upload a picture of your fugly face into you avatar and we'll all judge you out of 0-10. Maybe I can add a poll to the main site ;)

 

I haxx0r'd his account and discovered this picture of him!

 

steel%20blue.jpg

 

...Oh my God... he's so beautiful. :cry:

well millions of hot girls around the world dont think the same as you do. so think what you want. and are you a guy?. i think this is your face:

 

feo2rd5.jpg

woah woah woah, calm down nostradamous,

 

don't get your hunchback in a twist.

 

just go and play in traffic :)

 

Garden State is awesome.

 

(and so are The Shins)

 

(just trying to give this thread a slightly more positive twist)

lol, wait till chris hears that you dissed guys looks.

 

just go and play in traffic :)

 

Oh wow.... that's one of the funniest things i've ever heard on here.

Aren't 18 year olds meant to be kinda grown up?

 

Also, that post makes you gay.

still, i laughed at the guy's first post, especially since he only has 6 to his name hahaha.

 

and it's also weird how he's judging guys' looks.

damn i just realized i have 33.

 

how did that happen i just started posting.

 

i just lurked for awhile

 

its intimidating 1000 pages on some of these haha

Looking at the banner on top I must say that Coldplay are some weird looking sons of bitches.

 

- Dude on the right looks like a god damn gremlin. A chubby gremlin.

- Chris Martin looks OK I guess. No complaints there

- Person with the beard looks like a fucking Gopher-Hobbit. With a beard.

- Lad on the left just looks like a complete fruitcake. He's trying to look "deep" in that picture when he really looks stupid. This is the one I would most like to punch in the face.

 

Fortunately, I do no know their names. Nor do I ever want to. They are very strange looking people. I wish death upon their kittens.

 

what you think ah?

 

do you think that you are a great looking model or Mr.world or what or most handsomest?

 

any comment on appearance that is weird you know even there are several handycapped and lot of ugly looking people in the world ok?

what do you call all of them then?

 

i think Ian should seriously mail this to Coldplay i mean this thread and that too a honourable coldplay fan site like this which i respect a lot.

 

one thing here if you want to criticize on something do on something meaningfull you say you don't like the music then we don't bother.

 

because this is something very common for any one in the world.

 

but this uncommon comment on appearances on some one even they're good looking or not it is weird.

 

just try to know that.

what you think ah?

 

do you think that you are a great looking model or Mr.world or what or most handsomest?

 

any comment on appearance that is weird you know even there are several handycapped and lot of ugly looking people in the world ok?

what do you call all of them then?

 

i think Ian should seriously mail this to Coldplay i mean this thread and that too a honourable coldplay fan site like this which i respect a lot.

 

one thing here if you want to criticize on something do on something meaningfull you say you don't like the music then we don't bother.

 

because this is something very common for any one in the world.

 

but this uncommon comment on appearances on some one even they're good looking or not it is weird.

 

just try to know that.

 

OMG!! I'm agreeing with somebody from New Jersey! These are the END TIMES!

 

:o:o

 

:D

Looking at the banner on top I must say that Coldplay are some weird looking sons of bitches.

 

- Dude on the right looks like a god damn gremlin. A chubby gremlin.

- Chris Martin looks OK I guess. No complaints there

- Person with the beard looks like a fucking Gopher-Hobbit. With a beard.

- Lad on the left just looks like a complete fruitcake. He's trying to look "deep" in that picture when he really looks stupid. This is the one I would most like to punch in the face.

 

Fortunately, I do no know their names. Nor do I ever want to. They are very strange looking people. I wish death upon their kittens.

 

:lol:

Youuhouuuu !

Thread of the day !

 

What's the matter with hobbits ??

You don't like their hairy feet ??

If you read the text you will realize that the guy who posted this thread is SO gay for Coldplay its borderline disturbing. He's turned his love into hatred. Somebody help this guy lol

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