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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Chris has the best ass (at least in this pic) :wink3:

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Here's a pic...can't think of anything funny atm....or anything cake related :D

 

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Here's a pic...can't think of anything funny atm....or anything cake related :D

 

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*Jonny brings out cake*

*Chris stops playing*

Chris: OMG. Cake. How did you know Jon?

*Jonny brings out cake*

*Chris stops playing*

Chris: OMG. Cake. How did you know Jon?

 

:lol::lol:

*Jonny brings out cake*

*Chris stops playing*

Chris: OMG. Cake. How did you know Jon?

 

Chris: Oh you can read me like a book:mellow: Now gimme some!

Here's a pic...can't think of anything funny atm....or anything cake related :D

 

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Chris (thinking): Did.. somebody... just... DROP... a... cake .. on.. the.. floor ?! :o

^:lol:

Here's a pic...can't think of anything funny atm....or anything cake related :D

 

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Jonny!! Put your clothes on! We're not alone!:wink3:

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:lol: someone should caption the blonde chic, she's got something on her mind.:D how could she have that look on her face, when she's standing behind Chris.

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:jonny:: *pinch* HA! GOT YA!:p

:chris:: Argh! Jonny, that tickles!:giggle:

:guy:: Can you blame Will for leaving early? Sheesh!

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"Invisible...er...never mind...":wink3:

 

Haha! Made me laugh Tracie.. good morning! :D

^Sadly I LOL'd for ages when I put it up here.:lol: I need a life...and sleep,lol.:D

LOL.. I need to go to work! Sadly! But I keep going.. 'one more thread...' LOL.. see you all later..

:lipsrsealed2:OMG I had to quote so many posts !!! You are so funny !!! :laugh3:

:lol:

 

The Chris Pics Brigade :army:

 

^LOL! Chris-ogling badges for all!

 

OK, so we have the Chris Pics Brigade, the Cake Brigade...we're turning into our own scouts movement!

 

ColdScouts? :lol:

 

Great names Céline and Tracie. Can I join? :D

 

Yes, for art...I believe you :sneaky:

 

 

 

I also think he isn't Chris...like m@r@ said we have a lot of experience :laugh3:

Oh yes we do !!!! ;) :sneaky:

 

Nah...that's only one branch, you know like boy scouts have different levels and badges. But we definitely need a cake badge! You only get it by hand-delivering a cake to Jonny's door...and I'm already hard at work on getting mine,lol.

:lol:

 

I interrupt this Chris discussion to bring you Jonny:

 

Phil: There's no cake, guys.

 

Jonny:

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awwwww poor Jonny :hug:

 

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hahahahaha :lol: awesome !!!

 

their asses look...so...great! :wink3:

erhmmm... yes !!!! :wink3: :P

 

Haha, and su usual, Guy looks like he knows it!:lol:

Guy Berryman knows it ;)

 

Well . . .

 

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:lol: :sneaky:

 

*Jonny brings out cake*

*Chris stops playing*

Chris: OMG. Cake. How did you know Jon?

:laugh3: :awesome:

 

how can the people in the background be so calm when Chris is around:shocked2:

I don't know. I can't understand that either. :inquisitive:

 

Chris (thinking): Did.. somebody... just... DROP... a... cake .. on.. the.. floor ?! :o

:laugh3: :laugh3:

 

^:lol:

 

Jonny!! Put your clothes on! We're not alone!:wink3:

:sneaky: of course :lol:

 

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"Invisible...er...never mind...":wink3:

:lipsrsealed2: ;)

 

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:jonny:: *pinch* HA! GOT YA!:p

:chris:: Argh! Jonny, that tickles!:giggle:

:guy:: Can you blame Will for leaving early? Sheesh!

 

Hahaha so funny!!!!!! :lol:

I think it's fake, I just needed to reassure myself

 

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Glee: I will try to fix you

 

Jonny: Please shut up! Your'e terrible!

Chris: Tell me, why did we have to do this!?

Guy: I'll take their picture and give to the police. They've committed a crime.

Will: Go to your happy place. Go to your happy place. There are not a bunch of losers ruining this song.

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: PERFECT!!!

 

Nah...that's only one branch, you know like boy scouts have different levels and badges. But we definitely need a cake badge! You only get it by hand-delivering a cake to Jonny's door...and I'm already hard at work on getting mine,lol.

 

:laugh3:

 

I interrupt this Chris discussion to bring you Jonny:

 

Phil: There's no cake, guys.

 

Jonny:

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Nawwww so sweet, Julia! I love his eyes! :heart:

 

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:chris:: Gaze upon the Orb Of Desire. It will show you your greatest wish!

:guy:: Ohhhh...ahhhhh...I see... ME! Gawd, I'm hot!

:will:: Wow! The fans! They love me more than Chris and Guy! I'm the most important member in their eyes! Everybody loves Will!:D

:jonny:: Oh my...Chris, and cake, and that gorgeous new Strat I've been eyeing...and those cursed LOLdplayers FINALLY giving ME something intelligent to say!:P

:chris:: Mmmmm..solo careeeeeeeer...

 

:laugh3:

 

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*Jonny brings out cake*

*Chris stops playing*

Chris: OMG. Cake. How did you know Jon?

 

:awesome:

 

^:lol:

 

Jonny!! Put your clothes on! We're not alone!:wink3:

 

HAHAHAHAHA GREAT!!!:lol:

 

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"Invisible...er...never mind...":wink3:

 

:facepalm: ... :laugh3:

 

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:jonny:: *pinch* HA! GOT YA!:p

:chris:: Argh! Jonny, that tickles!:giggle:

:guy:: Can you blame Will for leaving early? Sheesh!

 

 

:laugh3: Poor Guy!

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:jonny:: Guys...there's something I need to talk to you about...

:chris:: Let me guess. You want cake.

:jonny:: You know, it's not fair to assume that's ALL I think about...

:guy:: Of course it is! We know you too well.:p

:jonny:: I have a complex personality...

:will:: Yeah, right. Chocolate or vanilla, Jonny?

:jonny:: I have a degree in astronomy...

:will: It's the kind with the pink frosting that he likes the best.

:jonny::...and another in maths...

:chris:: No, he likes those little princess cakes.:lol:

:jonny:: I'm a deep-thinking, deep-feeling person...

:guy::No, Chris, YOU like those!;)

:jonny::I'm kind of hurt that you guys think I'm so two-dimensional...

:will:: Fine, fine, Jon. What is it you're thinking then?

:jonny:: Um...actually, you're right. I could really go for some cake right now.

:chris: :guy: :will: : KNEW IT!:D

And yet, there's no cake . . .

 

 

 

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abusing the right to use this drawing? Maybe, but . . . worth it :awesome:

 

 

Just like telling the people at Starbucks your name is Voldemort . . . moving on:

 

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Jonny!! Put your clothes on! We're not alone!:wink3:

 

*Snorts, laughs her head off* That is awesome.

 

I liked your cake conversation with the last picture you captioned, too. I am never going to be able to look at a cake the same way again thanks to this board! I'll be sitting there giggling to myself and everyone around me will look on, totally confused :p.

 

And if I explain it, they'll...still be confused.

 

Chris has the best ass (at least in this pic) :wink3:

 

You know, I've been meaning to say that for a while. He does have a nice backside.

 

Well . . .

 

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BRILLIANT! I love this!

 

I love the one of Jonny looking all sad about the lack of cake, too :hug: :jonny:.

 

I've got to start looking at this thread more often, this is hysterical.

^ Thanks!! Much appreciated (the one of Chris is so old :sweatdrop:)

 

You're welcome :).

 

That's okay! It's still awesome (man, even in cartoon form he's attractive :lol:). You're quite talented.

 

I heard that "Sexy and I Know It" song in a commercial earlier. It made me smile.

Coldplay/Jonny have scarred me for life when it comes to cake,lol. Even the couple of Coldplay fans who will be there for my birthday won't get it, but I'll still snicker!:lol:

 

It's ironic that Coldplay/Jonny wouldn't even get it. ;)

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