December 10, 201015 yr Lol, it's all good @Dan 6N. I understand people will either hate me or love me for doing it. These articles really sparked my interest a lot though, for anyone further interested: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-229150/Rosanna-caught-Cold.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/7956529/Sister-of-Coldplay-star-Chris-Martin-takes-hard-career-path.html
December 10, 201015 yr I'm with Imke on this one! Can't really see what they have to do with anything. :shrug:
December 10, 201015 yr @AnnaElisabeth If anything, maybe it will get his bro Alex's band, Milk Teeth, more recognition. I'm just hoping to, overall, spark more interest in people about Coldplay in general.
December 10, 201015 yr I'm glad I'm not Chris' sister! Incest would be waaayy too tempting...:sneaky:
December 10, 201015 yr I'm glad I'm not Chris' sister! Incest would be waaayy too tempting...:sneaky: :laugh3:
January 2, 201115 yr I'm glad I'm not Chris' sister! Incest would be waaayy too tempting...:sneaky: I'm laughing....but also a little disgusted with myself on the inside at the same time....haha :D
January 2, 201115 yr I'm glad I'm not Chris' sister! Incest would be waaayy too tempting...:sneaky: This is wrong, but I still LMAO.....:o
January 2, 201115 yr i would actually rather not be one of Chris's siblings because i would feel like a disappointment in comparison :P
January 2, 201115 yr me too, but then when I was like 'Hey chris, lend me £1million? and by 'lend' I mean 'give'' I'm sure I'd forget about being a failure :P :awesome:
January 2, 201115 yr Me: Hey, Chris....Chrisssy.... Chrisssssssssssssss Chris: What!!? Me: so.... like.... y'know it's my birthday next week right? Chris: yeah. Me: oh, so you know. oh, good.... *A moments awkward silence* Chris: is there anything in particular that you're after? Me: Oh.... just a few small things. Chris: like what? Me: A helicopter. Chris: uh-huh.... anything else? Me: oh there's a new Ricky Gervais dvd out..... *another awkward silence* Chris: anything else, broseph? Me: oh, well... there is just a small... oh nevermind. Chris: no, go on... Me: nah you won't like it. Chris: JUST TELL ME JAMIE! (+1 for using my own name as his brother??? :awesome:) Me: Wellllllll........ could I get a signed copy of 'Sliding Doors off Gwynnie?' Chris: OMFG, I can't believe you mentioned my wife! I'm so angry right now!!! I could pull my hair out!! but I won't because then I'll be even more paranoid about it never growing back! but ZOMFG, how DARE you mention my exceptionally famous and highly successful wife who is in the newspapers every single day! I'm so mad I'm going to storm out of this interview right now! only to return in five minutes when I've sat on a roof and calmed down. Me: interview? Chris: STFU!! Me: woah.... woah.... woah.... I probably shouldn't tell you what me and gwynie did together last month.... Chris: ..... WTF? what happened? you bone my wife!? Me: no no no no no..... we just.... we... well, we got to talking, one thing led to another and we.... Chris: WHAT!? you WHAT? Me: *breaking into tears* WE SAID THAT WE BOTH HATED 'HIGH SPEED' :bigcry: I'm SOOO Sorrryyyyyyy. Chris: Fuck you! I wrote that song about a washing machine! it has soul! Me: does.... does this mean I won't be getting a helicopter? Chris: ...... Me: what about the new ricky gervais dvd? Chris: I think you should leave... in hindsight, I got a bit too carried away there.....
January 2, 201115 yr Me: Hey, Chris....Chrisssy.... Chrisssssssssssssss Chris: What!!? Me: so.... like.... y'know it's my birthday next week right? Chris: yeah. Me: oh, so you know. oh, good.... *A moments awkward silence* Chris: is there anything in particular that you're after? Me: Oh.... just a few small things. Chris: like what? Me: A helicopter. Chris: uh-huh.... anything else? Me: oh there's a new Ricky Gervais dvd out..... *another awkward silence* Chris: anything else, broseph? Me: oh, well... there is just a small... oh nevermind. Chris: no, go on... Me: nah you won't like it. Chris: JUST TELL ME JAMIE! (+1 for using my own name as his brother??? :awesome:) Me: Wellllllll........ could I get a signed copy of 'Sliding Doors off Gwynnie?' Chris: OMFG, I can't believe you mentioned my wife! I'm so angry right now!!! I could pull my hair out!! but I won't because then I'll be even more paranoid about it never growing back! but ZOMFG, how DARE you mention my exceptionally famous and highly successful wife who is in the newspapers every single day! I'm so mad I'm going to storm out of this interview right now! only to return in five minutes when I've sat on a roof and calmed down. Me: interview? Chris: STFU!! Me: woah.... woah.... woah.... I probably shouldn't tell you what me and gwynie did together last month.... Chris: ..... WTF? what happened? you bone my wife!? Me: no no no no no..... we just.... we... well, we got to talking, one thing led to another and we.... Chris: WHAT!? you WHAT? Me: *breaking into tears* WE SAID THAT WE BOTH HATED 'HIGH SPEED' :bigcry: I'm SOOO Sorrryyyyyyy. Chris: Fuck you! I wrote that song about a washing machine! it has soul! Me: does.... does this mean I won't be getting a helicopter? Chris: ...... Me: what about the new ricky gervais dvd? Chris: I think you should leave... in hindsight, I got a bit too carried away there..... the best thing in this thread :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:
January 2, 201115 yr Me: Hey, Chris....Chrisssy.... Chrisssssssssssssss Chris: What!!? Me: so.... like.... y'know it's my birthday next week right? Chris: yeah. Me: oh, so you know. oh, good.... *A moments awkward silence* Chris: is there anything in particular that you're after? Me: Oh.... just a few small things. Chris: like what? Me: A helicopter. Chris: uh-huh.... anything else? Me: oh there's a new Ricky Gervais dvd out..... *another awkward silence* Chris: anything else, broseph? Me: oh, well... there is just a small... oh nevermind. Chris: no, go on... Me: nah you won't like it. Chris: JUST TELL ME JAMIE! (+1 for using my own name as his brother??? :awesome:) Me: Wellllllll........ could I get a signed copy of 'Sliding Doors off Gwynnie?' Chris: OMFG, I can't believe you mentioned my wife! I'm so angry right now!!! I could pull my hair out!! but I won't because then I'll be even more paranoid about it never growing back! but ZOMFG, how DARE you mention my exceptionally famous and highly successful wife who is in the newspapers every single day! I'm so mad I'm going to storm out of this interview right now! only to return in five minutes when I've sat on a roof and calmed down. Me: interview? Chris: STFU!! Me: woah.... woah.... woah.... I probably shouldn't tell you what me and gwynie did together last month.... Chris: ..... WTF? what happened? you bone my wife!? Me: no no no no no..... we just.... we... well, we got to talking, one thing led to another and we.... Chris: WHAT!? you WHAT? Me: *breaking into tears* WE SAID THAT WE BOTH HATED 'HIGH SPEED' :bigcry: I'm SOOO Sorrryyyyyyy. Chris: Fuck you! I wrote that song about a washing machine! it has soul! Me: does.... does this mean I won't be getting a helicopter? Chris: ...... Me: what about the new ricky gervais dvd? Chris: I think you should leave... in hindsight, I got a bit too carried away there..... :lol: me: Hey, Chris, my favorite brother in the whole world.... Chris: OH WHAT THE FUDGE DO YOU WANT? me: Well, I was just thinking, since you clearly hate Jamie now, can you give me a helicopter instead? Chris:... me: And can you mention me the next time you see Mat Whitecross? You know, you can tell him that I am a filmmaker, too, and I am like a gorgeous girl version of you :gorgeous: Chris: I don't know... me: You can tell him I also have a helicopter! Chris: But you don't. me: But I will. :wideeyed: *waves hand* You will get me a helicopter, Chris. Chris: I will get you a helicopter, lovely Brooke. :blank: me: And you will hook me up with Mat Whitecross. Chris: And I will hook you up with Mat Whitecross. :blank: and that's how you do you it :charming:
January 2, 201115 yr :lol: me: Hey, Chris, my favorite brother in the whole world.... Chris: OH WHAT THE FUDGE DO YOU WANT? me: Well, I was just thinking, since you clearly hate Jamie now, can you give me a helicopter instead? Chris:... me: And can you mention me the next time you see Mat Whitecross? You know, you can tell him that I am a filmmaker, too, and I am like a gorgeous girl version of you :gorgeous: Chris: I don't know... me: You can tell him I also have a helicopter! Chris: But you don't. me: But I will. :wideeyed: *waves hand* You will get me a helicopter, Chris. Chris: I will get you a helicopter, lovely Brooke. :blank: me: And you will hook me up with Mat Whitecross. Chris: And I will hook you up with Mat Whitecross. :blank: and that's how you do you it :charming: :lol: :awesome: I had no idea you did film. I did film at uni. maybe me and you hook up? :charming: :wink:
January 2, 201115 yr if the awesome triangle is a Triforce, i am in. :wacko: i guess this makes me Zelda :thinking:
January 2, 201115 yr Highly hilarious! Me: Hey, Chris....Chrisssy.... Chrisssssssssssssss Chris: What!!? Me: so.... like.... y'know it's my birthday next week right? Chris: yeah. Me: oh, so you know. oh, good.... *A moments awkward silence* Chris: is there anything in particular that you're after? Me: Oh.... just a few small things. Chris: like what? Me: A helicopter. Chris: uh-huh.... anything else? Me: oh there's a new Ricky Gervais dvd out..... *another awkward silence* Chris: anything else, broseph? Me: oh, well... there is just a small... oh nevermind. Chris: no, go on... Me: nah you won't like it. Chris: JUST TELL ME JAMIE! (+1 for using my own name as his brother??? :awesome:) Me: Wellllllll........ could I get a signed copy of 'Sliding Doors off Gwynnie?' Chris: OMFG, I can't believe you mentioned my wife! I'm so angry right now!!! I could pull my hair out!! but I won't because then I'll be even more paranoid about it never growing back! but ZOMFG, how DARE you mention my exceptionally famous and highly successful wife who is in the newspapers every single day! I'm so mad I'm going to storm out of this interview right now! only to return in five minutes when I've sat on a roof and calmed down. Me: interview? Chris: STFU!! Me: woah.... woah.... woah.... I probably shouldn't tell you what me and gwynie did together last month.... Chris: ..... WTF? what happened? you bone my wife!? Me: no no no no no..... we just.... we... well, we got to talking, one thing led to another and we.... Chris: WHAT!? you WHAT? Me: *breaking into tears* WE SAID THAT WE BOTH HATED 'HIGH SPEED' :bigcry: I'm SOOO Sorrryyyyyyy. Chris: Fuck you! I wrote that song about a washing machine! it has soul! Me: does.... does this mean I won't be getting a helicopter? Chris: ...... Me: what about the new ricky gervais dvd? Chris: I think you should leave... in hindsight, I got a bit too carried away there.....
January 3, 201115 yr :laugh3::laugh3:I have'nt laughed so hard for ages:laugh3: thats clever lol Me: Hey, Chris....Chrisssy.... Chrisssssssssssssss Chris: What!!? Me: so.... like.... y'know it's my birthday next week right? Chris: yeah. Me: oh, so you know. oh, good.... *A moments awkward silence* Chris: is there anything in particular that you're after? Me: Oh.... just a few small things. Chris: like what? Me: A helicopter. Chris: uh-huh.... anything else? Me: oh there's a new Ricky Gervais dvd out..... *another awkward silence* Chris: anything else, broseph? Me: oh, well... there is just a small... oh nevermind. Chris: no, go on... Me: nah you won't like it. Chris: JUST TELL ME JAMIE! (+1 for using my own name as his brother??? :awesome:) Me: Wellllllll........ could I get a signed copy of 'Sliding Doors off Gwynnie?' Chris: OMFG, I can't believe you mentioned my wife! I'm so angry right now!!! I could pull my hair out!! but I won't because then I'll be even more paranoid about it never growing back! but ZOMFG, how DARE you mention my exceptionally famous and highly successful wife who is in the newspapers every single day! I'm so mad I'm going to storm out of this interview right now! only to return in five minutes when I've sat on a roof and calmed down. Me: interview? Chris: STFU!! Me: woah.... woah.... woah.... I probably shouldn't tell you what me and gwynie did together last month.... Chris: ..... WTF? what happened? you bone my wife!? Me: no no no no no..... we just.... we... well, we got to talking, one thing led to another and we.... Chris: WHAT!? you WHAT? Me: *breaking into tears* WE SAID THAT WE BOTH HATED 'HIGH SPEED' :bigcry: I'm SOOO Sorrryyyyyyy. Chris: Fuck you! I wrote that song about a washing machine! it has soul! Me: does.... does this mean I won't be getting a helicopter? Chris: ...... Me: what about the new ricky gervais dvd? Chris: I think you should leave... in hindsight, I got a bit too carried away there.....
January 3, 201115 yr :laugh3: Jamie start writing fanfics!!:laugh3: i agree :wideeyed: hah! Maybe I could do a weekly fanfic for CTV on a subject voted for by you all :awesome: :wink:
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