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We will be a little short of puns for the next week

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you see, and that's why i'm saying it's pointless. that's what i told mark, that's what i'm telling you and that's all i really have to say to this.

 

I have told Mark a hundred times. He's drawn to arguments like a moth to flame. Actually, I can't think of any that he hasn't ended up at the centre of. One can only conclude that contrary to what he says he likes arguing.

 

When one type of troll meets another type of troll, they all have a big messy troll dance. :dance:

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*long-ass post I probably shouldn't quote again coz it is so long-ass*

 

:clap:

But you are brave to say it
To quote Oscar Wilde's Cecily, "When I see a spade I call it a spade."

 

I can't help but notice in the last couple of days that the fastest growing segment of the population around here was born sometime between about '95 and '97. I think it's a wonderful thing that so many generations can interact here freely without all the usual judgment and schisms that come from age differences.

 

But I was also a leader in Brownies for a number of years. We weren't allowed to escort a girl anywhere near the washrooms without a group. Every single thing we did had to be clearly above board and transparent for a very good reason. It is the responsibility of the older person to make sure that everything is always appropriate.

 

Prying into younger members personal information, talking them into letting you have facebook access, and privately manipulating them behind the scenes like has been described here may be entirely innocent, but it is very inappropriate and it certainly isn't transparent.

I will admit, I always found it a bit weird how much he seems to communicate with minors. I realise myself when chatting to a minor on here, how that would look to others if it was regular or PMs (Which is- weird, the same weird way in which he seems to take that sort of interest).

 

I'd give him the benefit of the doubt in that I do think its innocent, but looking at it in the way youve just described, fair point, it is serious.

 

Enough said.

I will admit, I always found it a bit weird how much he seems to communicate with minors. I realise myself when chatting to a minor on here, how that would look to others if it was regular or PMs (Which is- weird, the same weird way in which he seems to take that sort of interest).

 

I'd give him the benefit of the doubt in that I do think its innocent, but looking at it in the way youve just described, fair point, it is serious.

 

Enough said.

To the people here who are not trying to work out many years of frustration, abuse, and manipulation, I ask that you look up the last few threads Mark posted in before you judge either side too quickly.

 

The definition of an internet troll is someone who is disruptive for attention or personal amusement.

 

Apparently, a large group of girls who were tired of arguing got the message and finally learned how to ignore Mark completely. This is the first time I have ever seen that happen on this board. Normally when people ignore him it doesn't last very long for many reasons. So I payed very close attention to his behavior once an entire group had finally succeeded in doing the seemingly impossible. It was a group of mainly teenage girls who had set up a thread full of -basically- pure girl talk. Something he had nothing to do with. He interjected non-sequiters every few posts. When no one reacted to these he went into other threads and whined about how unfair it was that he was being ignored by these girls. His behavior in the girls' thread became more and more erratic up until the moment he was banned.

 

I can only assume that either they finally reported him or he reported them for ignoring him. Either way, I think this ranks as conclusive proof. Mark needs attention.

 

This makes him by definition a troll.

 

Unlike your usual bored teenage troll however, he seems to be genuinely trying to get something out of this place that he needs in real life that we cannot give him. He is trying to interact with all these teenagers but expects them to act like his version of what adults are. They are not adults, they are teenagers. They cannot and will not conform to his world view. The fact that he seems to need them to, and the way he inappropriately acts towards them and pries into people's lives leads me to believe that although he may be benign, he is in fact the sort of person your mother warned you about- older men trying to pass themselves off as a teenagers on the internet for their own agenda.

 

I don't agree with the way much of this thread played out. But everything said here has pretty much been said to his face at one time or another. (Some of it by me though he never seems to be able to comprehend that.) This thread has allowed people to finally compare notes in public without interruption to piece together the bigger picture. I get the impression that many of them are counting on Mark reading it hoping that he will finally understand what they have been trying to tell him for many years now.

 

It's easy to think of a character like a piece of old furniture. It's just always there so you put up with it. I've even defended him on that basis many times. But this week has made me realize just how inappropriate his behavior has actually been. There are children on this board and for lack of a better term the way he treats them can be very creepy. Frankly, I think it might be best if anyone under 18 avoids giving out any personal information that he might see.

 

 

Mark, if you are reading this, I'm saying this because I'm worried about you: perhaps you should look into seeing a good psychologist or counselor. This board is not a substitution for one.

 

 

 

I don't want to debate this any further. Be wise all of you, please take the higher ground, (especially the mods who really ought to attempt to act neutrally on the matter) and remember. Don't feed the troll.

 

wow :clap:

 

as Reilly said, you are very brave to post this

To the people here who are not trying to work out many years of frustration, abuse, and manipulation, I ask that you look up the last few threads Mark posted in before you judge either side too quickly.

 

The definition of an internet troll is someone who is disruptive for attention or personal amusement.

 

Apparently, a large group of girls who were tired of arguing got the message and finally learned how to ignore Mark completely. This is the first time I have ever seen that happen on this board. Normally when people ignore him it doesn't last very long for many reasons. So I payed very close attention to his behavior once an entire group had finally succeeded in doing the seemingly impossible. It was a group of mainly teenage girls who had set up a thread full of -basically- pure girl talk. Something he had nothing to do with. He interjected non-sequiters every few posts. When no one reacted to these he went into other threads and whined about how unfair it was that he was being ignored by these girls. His behavior in the girls' thread became more and more erratic up until the moment he was banned.

 

I can only assume that either they finally reported him or he reported them for ignoring him. Either way, I think this ranks as conclusive proof. Mark needs attention.

 

This makes him by definition a troll.

 

Unlike your usual bored teenage troll however, he seems to be genuinely trying to get something out of this place that he needs in real life that we cannot give him. He is trying to interact with all these teenagers but expects them to act like his version of what adults are. They are not adults, they are teenagers. They cannot and will not conform to his world view. The fact that he seems to need them to, and the way he inappropriately acts towards them and pries into people's lives leads me to believe that although he may be benign, he is in fact the sort of person your mother warned you about- older men trying to pass themselves off as a teenagers on the internet for their own agenda.

 

I don't agree with the way much of this thread played out. But everything said here has pretty much been said to his face at one time or another. (Some of it by me though he never seems to be able to comprehend that.) This thread has allowed people to finally compare notes in public without interruption to piece together the bigger picture. I get the impression that many of them are counting on Mark reading it hoping that he will finally understand what they have been trying to tell him for many years now.

 

It's easy to think of a character like a piece of old furniture. It's just always there so you put up with it. I've even defended him on that basis many times. But this week has made me realize just how inappropriate his behavior has actually been. There are children on this board and for lack of a better term the way he treats them can be very creepy. Frankly, I think it might be best if anyone under 18 avoids giving out any personal information that he might see.

 

 

Mark, if you are reading this, I'm saying this because I'm worried about you: perhaps you should look into seeing a good psychologist or counselor. This board is not a substitution for one.

 

 

 

I don't want to debate this any further. Be wise all of you, please take the higher ground, (especially the mods who really ought to attempt to act neutrally on the matter) and remember. Don't feed the troll.

 

I officially love you.

Mo you are a brave soul and i salute you :kiss:

Yeah thats exactly what we're doing. Im not the only person to try and reason with him, it doesn't work. I'm not posting in here to sort things out (Unless it results in a permanent ban which would be great) but more to satirise.

 

I think you'll find this thread amusing :

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63780&highlight=biased&page=8

 

It's one of the few thread that didn't get locked or deleted because there were no real insults here.

 

And I tried the same thing because i really wanted to see if he really enjoys all the fights or this is just one elaborated online persona but being honest , i was even more confused about him after that fight :uhoh:

That's nothing, there were threads with 100 pages or even more but they all got deleted :disappointed:

To the people here who are not trying to work out many years of frustration, abuse, and manipulation, I ask that you look up the last few threads Mark posted in before you judge either side too quickly.

 

The definition of an internet troll is someone who is disruptive for attention or personal amusement.

 

Apparently, a large group of girls who were tired of arguing got the message and finally learned how to ignore Mark completely. This is the first time I have ever seen that happen on this board. Normally when people ignore him it doesn't last very long for many reasons. So I payed very close attention to his behavior once an entire group had finally succeeded in doing the seemingly impossible. It was a group of mainly teenage girls who had set up a thread full of -basically- pure girl talk. Something he had nothing to do with. He interjected non-sequiters every few posts. When no one reacted to these he went into other threads and whined about how unfair it was that he was being ignored by these girls. His behavior in the girls' thread became more and more erratic up until the moment he was banned.

 

I can only assume that either they finally reported him or he reported them for ignoring him. Either way, I think this ranks as conclusive proof. Mark needs attention.

 

This makes him by definition a troll.

 

Unlike your usual bored teenage troll however, he seems to be genuinely trying to get something out of this place that he needs in real life that we cannot give him. He is trying to interact with all these teenagers but expects them to act like his version of what adults are. They are not adults, they are teenagers. They cannot and will not conform to his world view. The fact that he seems to need them to, and the way he inappropriately acts towards them and pries into people's lives leads me to believe that although he may be benign, he is in fact the sort of person your mother warned you about- older men trying to pass themselves off as a teenagers on the internet for their own agenda.

 

I don't agree with the way much of this thread played out. But everything said here has pretty much been said to his face at one time or another. (Some of it by me though he never seems to be able to comprehend that.) This thread has allowed people to finally compare notes in public without interruption to piece together the bigger picture. I get the impression that many of them are counting on Mark reading it hoping that he will finally understand what they have been trying to tell him for many years now.

 

It's easy to think of a character like a piece of old furniture. It's just always there so you put up with it. I've even defended him on that basis many times. But this week has made me realize just how inappropriate his behavior has actually been. There are children on this board and for lack of a better term the way he treats them can be very creepy. Frankly, I think it might be best if anyone under 18 avoids giving out any personal information that he might see.

 

 

Mark, if you are reading this, I'm saying this because I'm worried about you: perhaps you should look into seeing a good psychologist or counselor. This board is not a substitution for one.

 

 

 

I don't want to debate this any further. Be wise all of you, please take the higher ground, (especially the mods who really ought to attempt to act neutrally on the matter) and remember. Don't feed the troll.

 

This is making me feel sad :\

Ren I could only scan that topic for the longer posts (Which for Mark were only 1 or 2) and its insane just how insane he is. His mind is consumed by himself, even the way he quotes you in that debate, he'll literally take a part of a sentence (Not just paragraph) and use it to vaguely reverse an insult onto you which is completely irrelevant, and leave out the part of that sentence which actually mattered.

 

OK so the more I find out about Mark, the more it actually depresses me (Like Jo just posted, it made me sad reading that, Im glad it was said but its still sad) and Ive found out a lot through this thread and as suggested, checking the last few threads he posted in- which have been a real eye opener (Especially how he ignores Cooky Monsters very blunt and intelligent request to leave them alone, within 5 posts hes doing the exact same thing! Unbelievable)

 

But Horrific brings up a point, a lot of people like feeding the troll. After reading all this Im happy to ignore him (I mean that), it worked best in the Chavi and (Cant remember the other name) topic but how do we get everyone to?

 

Hes always going to seek out new people who dont recognise how fucked up this situation is, and either recruit them or niggle abuse and insults at them.

 

Theres just not a lot that can be done. All I know is the last hour of reading around Marks posts on the forum has convinced me that Cadet's advice of seeing a psychologist is more literal then I had first thought.

Yeah the stage you are going through now, I had a long time ago, I was genuinely baffled that he could be a normal member of society and shocked at the way he goes on, but at the time I realised that nobody else seemed to say anything or agree with what I was saying so I just gave up on that and resorted to laughing at how pathetic he is

 

he is beyond help in my opinion, can you actually imagine him sitting down with a psychiatrist and agreeing when they point out his issues "You're just biased!" he'd announce

To the people here who are not trying to work out many years of frustration, abuse, and manipulation, I ask that you look up the last few threads Mark posted in before you judge either side too quickly.

 

The definition of an internet troll is someone who is disruptive for attention or personal amusement.

 

Apparently, a large group of girls who were tired of arguing got the message and finally learned how to ignore Mark completely. This is the first time I have ever seen that happen on this board. Normally when people ignore him it doesn't last very long for many reasons. So I payed very close attention to his behavior once an entire group had finally succeeded in doing the seemingly impossible. It was a group of mainly teenage girls who had set up a thread full of -basically- pure girl talk. Something he had nothing to do with. He interjected non-sequiters every few posts. When no one reacted to these he went into other threads and whined about how unfair it was that he was being ignored by these girls. His behavior in the girls' thread became more and more erratic up until the moment he was banned.

 

I can only assume that either they finally reported him or he reported them for ignoring him. Either way, I think this ranks as conclusive proof. Mark needs attention.

 

This makes him by definition a troll.

 

Unlike your usual bored teenage troll however, he seems to be genuinely trying to get something out of this place that he needs in real life that we cannot give him. He is trying to interact with all these teenagers but expects them to act like his version of what adults are. They are not adults, they are teenagers. They cannot and will not conform to his world view. The fact that he seems to need them to, and the way he inappropriately acts towards them and pries into people's lives leads me to believe that although he may be benign, he is in fact the sort of person your mother warned you about- older men trying to pass themselves off as a teenagers on the internet for their own agenda.

 

I don't agree with the way much of this thread played out. But everything said here has pretty much been said to his face at one time or another. (Some of it by me though he never seems to be able to comprehend that.) This thread has allowed people to finally compare notes in public without interruption to piece together the bigger picture. I get the impression that many of them are counting on Mark reading it hoping that he will finally understand what they have been trying to tell him for many years now.

 

It's easy to think of a character like a piece of old furniture. It's just always there so you put up with it. I've even defended him on that basis many times. But this week has made me realize just how inappropriate his behavior has actually been. There are children on this board and for lack of a better term the way he treats them can be very creepy. Frankly, I think it might be best if anyone under 18 avoids giving out any personal information that he might see.

 

 

Mark, if you are reading this, I'm saying this because I'm worried about you: perhaps you should look into seeing a good psychologist or counselor. This board is not a substitution for one.

 

 

 

I don't want to debate this any further. Be wise all of you, please take the higher ground, (especially the mods who really ought to attempt to act neutrally on the matter) and remember. Don't feed the troll.

 

 

 

I'm rather shocked upon reading this,I had no idea he was behaving like that,I thought he overused his puns,but nothing to this extent!!

I can already picture the beyond massive multiquote

Ouch.

I think you'll find this thread amusing :

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63780&highlight=biased&page=8

 

It's one of the few thread that didn't get locked or deleted because there were no real insults here.

 

And I tried the same thing because i really wanted to see if he really enjoys all the fights or this is just one elaborated online persona but being honest , i was even more confused about him after that fight :uhoh:

 

That was an excellent article by Notion.

It's going to be epic.
Don't give in. Don't argue, and don't respond. This ends here. It has gone beyond jokes and fun.

 

I am not taking this any farther than I have so far for two reasons:

 

If he has been suspended, Ian must already be aware of a good portion of all this.

 

I want to give him a fair chance to respond and to change.

I don't like this sort of confrontation. I'm a live and let live sort. But the moment it occurs to me the way that young people here are inappropriately involved, I cannot stay silent. I have said what I said. (I'm assuming you all keep quoting me to make sure I can't go back on it. :thinking: :p)

 

But Horrific brings up a point, a lot of people like feeding the troll. After reading all this Im happy to ignore him (I mean that), it worked best in the Chavi and (Cant remember the other name) topic but how do we get everyone to?

 

Hes always going to seek out new people who dont recognise how fucked up this situation is, and either recruit them or niggle abuse and insults at them.

Good. Don't respond.

 

If he starts making inappropriate contact with underage members here, I suggest warning them by linking back to my first big post and avoiding arguments of any sort. We all have a responsibility to protect them.

To the people here who are not trying to work out many years of frustration, abuse, and manipulation, I ask that you look up the last few threads Mark posted in before you judge either side too quickly.

 

The definition of an internet troll is someone who is disruptive for attention or personal amusement.

 

Apparently, a large group of girls who were tired of arguing got the message and finally learned how to ignore Mark completely. This is the first time I have ever seen that happen on this board. Normally when people ignore him it doesn't last very long for many reasons. So I payed very close attention to his behavior once an entire group had finally succeeded in doing the seemingly impossible. It was a group of mainly teenage girls who had set up a thread full of -basically- pure girl talk. Something he had nothing to do with. He interjected non-sequiters every few posts. When no one reacted to these he went into other threads and whined about how unfair it was that he was being ignored by these girls. His behavior in the girls' thread became more and more erratic up until the moment he was banned.

 

I can only assume that either they finally reported him or he reported them for ignoring him. Either way, I think this ranks as conclusive proof. Mark needs attention.

 

This makes him by definition a troll.

 

Unlike your usual bored teenage troll however, he seems to be genuinely trying to get something out of this place that he needs in real life that we cannot give him. He is trying to interact with all these teenagers but expects them to act like his version of what adults are. They are not adults, they are teenagers. They cannot and will not conform to his world view. The fact that he seems to need them to, and the way he inappropriately acts towards them and pries into people's lives leads me to believe that although he may be benign, he is in fact the sort of person your mother warned you about- older men trying to pass themselves off as a teenagers on the internet for their own agenda.

 

I don't agree with the way much of this thread played out. But everything said here has pretty much been said to his face at one time or another. (Some of it by me though he never seems to be able to comprehend that.) This thread has allowed people to finally compare notes in public without interruption to piece together the bigger picture. I get the impression that many of them are counting on Mark reading it hoping that he will finally understand what they have been trying to tell him for many years now.

 

It's easy to think of a character like a piece of old furniture. It's just always there so you put up with it. I've even defended him on that basis many times. But this week has made me realize just how inappropriate his behavior has actually been. There are children on this board and for lack of a better term the way he treats them can be very creepy. Frankly, I think it might be best if anyone under 18 avoids giving out any personal information that he might see.

 

 

Mark, if you are reading this, I'm saying this because I'm worried about you: perhaps you should look into seeing a good psychologist or counselor. This board is not a substitution for one.

 

 

 

I don't want to debate this any further. Be wise all of you, please take the higher ground, (especially the mods who really ought to attempt to act neutrally on the matter) and remember. Don't feed the troll.

 

Pretty well sums things up! Although, as such an obvious troll, I personally think he should be permanently banned, and imho the mods have a right also to free speech when attacked by him (which they often are).

 

I thought he was a teenager (especially when there was a thread where he was punning about sexual stuff with a group of teenagers) and was pretty unsettled when I found out how old he was.

Yeah the stage you are going through now, I had a long time ago, I was genuinely baffled that he could be a normal member of society and shocked at the way he goes on, but at the time I realised that nobody else seemed to say anything or agree with what I was saying so I just gave up on that and resorted to laughing at how pathetic he is

 

he is beyond help in my opinion, can you actually imagine him sitting down with a psychiatrist and agreeing when they point out his issues "You're just biased!" he'd announce

 

Hahahaha!

 

Yeah when he first started posting here I had the same thing, I consistently bashed him and wondered why everyone else put up with it. But this whole thing reminds me a few years ago when I had a friend beside me and I was on Coldplaying, at the time I was in a feud with Mark, my friend asked me who this guy is and I said something like hes this 40 something year old guy who spends LOTS of hours on this board and posts like 200 a day. And my friend found it very weird and creepy.

 

By that time I wouldve known him a few years, and I suppose you get desensitised if you get used to him being around, you forget. It is weird and creepy to be middle aged and spend a lot of time trying to impress kids with puns and jokes, and often chatter which is going absolutely nowhere other then just being able to have a conversation with them (I notice he does that with newbs a lot).

 

I dont like to think people are beyond help, but if he actually does a gigantic multi-quote to 30+ pages of slanging, then yeah, way beyond.

 

But actually often he doesn't multi-quote in one post he stretches it out over many to get as much attention as possible.

To the people here who are not trying to work out many years of frustration, abuse, and manipulation, I ask that you look up the last few threads Mark posted in before you judge either side too quickly.

 

The definition of an internet troll is someone who is disruptive for attention or personal amusement.

 

Apparently, a large group of girls who were tired of arguing got the message and finally learned how to ignore Mark completely. This is the first time I have ever seen that happen on this board. Normally when people ignore him it doesn't last very long for many reasons. So I payed very close attention to his behavior once an entire group had finally succeeded in doing the seemingly impossible. It was a group of mainly teenage girls who had set up a thread full of -basically- pure girl talk. Something he had nothing to do with. He interjected non-sequiters every few posts. When no one reacted to these he went into other threads and whined about how unfair it was that he was being ignored by these girls. His behavior in the girls' thread became more and more erratic up until the moment he was banned.

 

I can only assume that either they finally reported him or he reported them for ignoring him. Either way, I think this ranks as conclusive proof. Mark needs attention.

 

This makes him by definition a troll.

 

Unlike your usual bored teenage troll however, he seems to be genuinely trying to get something out of this place that he needs in real life that we cannot give him. He is trying to interact with all these teenagers but expects them to act like his version of what adults are. They are not adults, they are teenagers. They cannot and will not conform to his world view. The fact that he seems to need them to, and the way he inappropriately acts towards them and pries into people's lives leads me to believe that although he may be benign, he is in fact the sort of person your mother warned you about- older men trying to pass themselves off as a teenagers on the internet for their own agenda.

 

I don't agree with the way much of this thread played out. But everything said here has pretty much been said to his face at one time or another. (Some of it by me though he never seems to be able to comprehend that.) This thread has allowed people to finally compare notes in public without interruption to piece together the bigger picture. I get the impression that many of them are counting on Mark reading it hoping that he will finally understand what they have been trying to tell him for many years now.

 

It's easy to think of a character like a piece of old furniture. It's just always there so you put up with it. I've even defended him on that basis many times. But this week has made me realize just how inappropriate his behavior has actually been. There are children on this board and for lack of a better term the way he treats them can be very creepy. Frankly, I think it might be best if anyone under 18 avoids giving out any personal information that he might see.

 

 

Mark, if you are reading this, I'm saying this because I'm worried about you: perhaps you should look into seeing a good psychologist or counselor. This board is not a substitution for one.

 

 

 

I don't want to debate this any further. Be wise all of you, please take the higher ground, (especially the mods who really ought to attempt to act neutrally on the matter) and remember. Don't feed the troll.

 

I've been reading the whole thread but didn't have anything much to add, but for this post I have to say: SPOT ON.

I think you'll find this thread amusing :

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63780&highlight=biased&page=8

 

It's one of the few thread that didn't get locked or deleted because there were no real insults here.

 

And I tried the same thing because i really wanted to see if he really enjoys all the fights or this is just one elaborated online persona but being honest , i was even more confused about him after that fight :uhoh:

 

Mark at his best!

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