Nikola Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 So we're supposed to accept nearly every post you make as a forgiveable "joke" which we're all too stupid to understand, but the moment someone else tries to clearly show some sarcastic humour you are barking about it. Unlike him, who is funny, you have never made me laugh. Until you do, I will indeed consider you "too stupid to understand" my extremely offensive jokes. My growing army of minions ("friends") disagrees with you. Your sarcasm is as funny as bone metastases. So, you're either: A) Just trolling me, which would make you the Emperor of Trolls. B) You're actually serious, which would make you an evil, sadistic idiot. C) Thom Yorke is the King of Hipsters. I'm thinkin B. :awesome: I bid you farewell sir/ma'am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Stress is never fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 My growing army of minions ("friends") disagrees with you. Who's the army now? Actually, just one person please. Just make one of your "MINIONS" step forth. You are ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Can't we all just get along? :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 and is a fan of Metallica and not know internet. and me I am much in internet . For some reason this sentence made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainplay Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 That there is always at least one hot mechanic guy at a car shop fix-y place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbersGirl Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 there is actually an Obama Chia Pet D: how have I never seen this commercial before [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDphoZk6RzE]Chia Obama TV commercial - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Can't we all just get along? :sad: Well no, clearly not. I do appreciate the sentiment though. But no! No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorEye Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I learned that you should always look before you walk with a three meter wooden column in your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Well no, clearly not. I do appreciate the sentiment though. But no! No! Fair enough. Please continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Who's the army now? Actually, just one person please. Just make one of your "MINIONS" step forth. You are ridiculous. I love you too. :kiss: Can't we all just get along? :sad: I dream of a united World, with all borders erased, I really do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I learned (well, was reminded) today that the Spanish massacred 90% of the Mayans. So yeah, my dream ain't never gonna happen cos humans are horrible, horrible people. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 humans are horrible, horrible people. :cry: I mean, it's not like animals can be "horrible people" because they're not people. :blank: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I mean, it's not like animals can be "horrible people" because they're not people. :blank: Your dog, sir, wears sunglasses, therefore your argument is invalid. :nod: The world should be governed by animals less agressive than humans, like sharks for instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I love you too. :kiss: LOL that's genius cuz I never said I love you in the first place this is incredibly well thought out sarcasm how on earth do you come up with that LOL HAHAHA LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoryABjerre Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 For some reason this sentence made me laugh. why to be a stupid girl groupie of a singer on the net? :\ I agree makes everyone laugh and even in my family. my cousin who is on facebook and knows English pff........ (give the friendship to a family member on the Net facebook :embarrassed:) well has told me. "cousin I do not know you were more famous than me." my cousins working in visual medias TV and journalism. I guess being a groupie is to be celebrated on the net. learned that this terrible secret is out of the internet and never be aware of. Because the net is fiction not real life. and the family does not need to know that I'm groupie stupid in facebook. and this kind man. he likes to drink alcohol like most fans of Metallica. but we know that 80% of men drink in Switzerland. and I have no affinity with them. I give him the friendship. but the man does not tell that. then nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikola Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 LOL that's genius cuz I never said I love you in the first place this is incredibly well thought out sarcasm how on earth do you come up with that LOL HAHAHA LMFAO :blush: I dunno. I'm just, like, OMG. :awesome: How can I not say that to you? You're finger lickin good. :charming: And your eyes look green-blue from where I stalk. :charming: Just like mine. :dazzled: On topic: Red beet salad gives you VIOLET piss. It's spectacular... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Hatter Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 TIL that my parents are dicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonhorn22 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 TIL I learned that my husband is an asshole when he doesn't get to do the things he wants to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRide Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 TIL biking six miles to the post office and back isn't a good idea. :drunk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalomania Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I need to control my nerves better and work on sight reading. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bestiole Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 TIL that my parents are dicks. Well, parents tend to always want the best for their children in their own perspective. And they tend to always forget it's "a perspective" not an "absolute truth". Try to remind them of this fact: usually, it's the core of all the misunderstandings! Unless you were actually complementing your parents XD since you may find it a positive word, then thumbs up for them 8B Today, I learnt that finding an international internship is a promising pain in the a$$, but then again u__u, I've never bought into easiness so bring it on 8B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted December 12, 2011 Author Share Posted December 12, 2011 Well according to my new west German colleague German and English girls are awful but the Germans are useful if you want a gang bang and start at about 13. Hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoryABjerre Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I just learned that my doctor of family committed suicide. I am not well........... :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bestiole Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I just learned that my doctor of family committed suicide. I am not well........... :cry: I wonder if you're a believer or not, Lory but at least he/she is done with the pain that drove him/her to such a decision. I'm sending you my best intentions and hope you'll get some hugs, a good cup of tea and warm hopes for the soul of the departed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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